💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Uncle Buck said:
I love that they don’t think enough of him to spell “Weimer” correctly. And what has Creepy Uncle Paul actually written to deserve any award other than Worst ‘Erotic’ Trek FanFiction Ever?
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And that they gave an open child molester an award.
 
East_Clintwood said:
I think he genuinely believes it. It's been fuddlore on the internet, for decades at this point, that tampons can be inserted into a bulletwound to stop the bleeding.
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I dunno know if it even counts a fuddlore at this point. It's been paraded around soy boy and normie circuits like Buzzfeed and Reddit every week for decades now.

Pretty amazing how retarded people are to believe a product designed to soak up a couple milliliters of blood is gonna be effect and stopping a fucking gunshot wound.
 
Assuming that really is Fatrick photographed at the con...why the refusal to take any pictures of himself at the event? It hasn't stopped him before as far as I know. Are there no Pat Posters with the ability to go in-person for feral hog hunting that went? Was he just that good at hiding?

That's not very actual tough guy of him...
Smithfield Ham said:
Ah, that's cool. Hope you can find the other two, or at least tell me which songs they're parodies of. They're really catchy and I don't know them.
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As Summer of George said, the A.I. songs are not parodies of existing songs.

Motley Poo's songs are parodies though. For anyone wondering, the one on the front page about Jax is a parody of "Golden Brown" by the Stranglers, which is a banger itself.
 
PAT SIGHTING !!
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He's with his stinky wife and of course she has sun glasses on top of her fucking head.
Via baby Boomia on Xitter
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
It just so happened that he finally pissed off the wrong group of people when he interacted with ONA and here we are.
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Point of order here, I don't think "pissed off" is the right word. I think maybe "intrigued" or "drew attention of" would be more accurate. My mind goes back to that one screenshot of their subreddit where they're saying something like "can you believe this guy responded to someone saying niggers fart in his wife's vagina?". They're clearly planning to test the limits of this guys stupidity and find something he wouldn't dignify with a response (still yet undiscovered) for fun.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
What the fuck is happening in the crotch area? Is Fats seriously walking around Glasgow with an hard faucet?
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Even if you have a faucet dick, you're gonna show some serious camel toe when you continually insist that your size-34 jeans from high school still fit just fine, stalker child.
 
Not just someone, but his mortal enemy, Robert Prongay aka Boomia. Boomia decided to outdo Dan and fly to Glasgow to photograph the Pig in the wild. Here, the uncropped twitter post., courtesy of the second better forum. Piggy will be seething. Nikki will be, well, just gross, as we can all see in the photo. Piggy has met Boomia before too, so amusing that Piggy did not recognize him. Or He did recognize Boomia and went, curly tail tucked between his legs, oinking all the way to his hotel room. Most likely Boomia's kid took the photo.
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Hey Nikki, you repugnant slattern, maybe spend some of your inheritance money on your shoes and wardrobe instead of Your Pig's legal follies. Pat wearing the Vandal on the Security video shoes.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I believe this has been posited before, but I’d bet a lot of money Pat once read the phrase “raging erection” and misunderstood it as “rage erection.” Because he’s retarded (and fat). Textbook low IQ, 1.2 GPA* shit.

*It’s 1.7 with gym, which is a stupid metric.
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This makes so much sense but... it just can't be. Has he used "rage erection" more than once? Surely he just fat-fingered (as he is quite rotund) "raging" on his phone and it auto-corrected to "rage" or something.

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Judge Holden said:
Roll the soundbyte
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Alright, whatever. You win. He is so fat and stupid I can't even really make a theory-of-fat-mind for him. I'm sure people gave him shit after the first time he said that so you would think he would check and realize he was wrong then just use "raging" going forward. But here we are.
 
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