💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fakenamemagoo said:
What if Pat has "wised up" (relative to his 1.2 gpa) and finally figured out that he's feeding the trolls with his constant engagement? What if he's learned that silence is golden when dealing with internet infamy and now he's pulling a Dobson? How will one enjoy prison without his direction? I'm scared.
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Maybe "no tweeting" was Lynne's condition for funding the trip so Nikky can finally breathe a sigh of relief in a pig-free hovel and Rick can feel important at a big international con while meeting his annual negative book sales quota.
 
Autograph time has officially come. Radio silence continues from Homo Porcinicus. Zero evidence he is present from feed photos and comments.

Now this is not *necessarily* proof he aint there, as his event is one of the absolute lowest profile and uninteresting happenings at an event that is already hilariously low profile and uninteresting, but his own personal silence on the matter is rather sussy-bussy
 
Judge Holden said:
Autograph time has officially come. Radio silence continues from Homo Porcinicus. Zero evidence he is present from feed photos and comments.

Now this is not *necessarily* proof he aint there, as his event is one of the absolute lowest profile and uninteresting happenings at an event that is already hilariously low profile and uninteresting, but his own personal silence on the matter is rather sussy-bussy
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He probably wouldn't promote it if no one shows up for it.
 
A regular BARRAGE of childpostings, still going at the time of this post.
Is the signing already over? Is he keeping his many fans waiting by xeeting while they're standing in line?
Or, could it be that he never showed up at all, and instead raided the minibar of whatever hotel he was staying at?
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Still no tweets from him about the convention and his book signing. Nothing at all besides saying once that the travel gremlins fucked his plans to be there on time for his panel moderation, and just his regular oinking. Guy is absolutely not there, probably not even in Glasgow, and pretends it's all fine. My bet is he got politely told to not come due to various things (his reputation for drawing troll attention, and possibly Lesley messaging the organizers) and he's just pretending like nothing happened because admitting that would be letting the idiots win.
 
One of the authors in the hall of the signing was a "name" - Adrian Tchaikovsky, who was a Special Guest - so if Pat was actually there there he should appear in the background of a photo or two.

Tomorrow is his table talk and the panel - that's when we'll get the full confirmation that he didn't make the trip.
 
Judge Holden said:
Tis strange how the most low effort cheap-ass trolling imaginable still brings a smile to my face when aimed at Pat the Pig
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I think for me it's because I know he's gonna respond. Maybe not today, maybe not even this week. But let it be known that it's on his list that he has to go and refute every single claim, troll, utterance, or thought about him that isn't to his liking.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I think for me it's because I know he's gonna respond. Maybe not today, maybe not even this week. But let it be known that it's on his list that he has to go and refute every single claim, troll, utterance, or thought about him that isn't to his liking.
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"No, child, you are not the Lizard King/my toilet and you don't have jurisdiction over me/don't know the condition of my stool".
He will answer with a full sentence, likely not even copy pasted, when a simple "lol fag" would suffice if you really have to answer at all.
My personal favourites are the Wookie posts where he'll answer even to "RWAAHWRARARWARA".
He'll return every single ultra-low-effort shitpost with a lot more effort, and that makes the Man of Pig the most efficient lolcow.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I think for me it's because I know he's gonna respond. Maybe not today, maybe not even this week. But let it be known that it's on his list that he has to go and refute every single claim, troll, utterance, or thought about him that isn't to his liking.
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Lord I hope so....been some funni shit in the feed
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
User stealthygeek from Owen posted this, possible pig sighting at the conference.
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The talk is titled “50 shades of morally gray characters in SFF”
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Crosschecked with a pic from the same event, and using foureyes behind him as an anchor I think I found the suspected pig
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This time with a tattoo clearly visible as he reaches up with a camera and what appears to be an Irn Bru
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Can someone link any and all nude photographs of fatrick for me so I can uh...analyse whether this could be him?
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
User stealthygeek from Owen posted this, possible pig sighting at the conference.
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The talk is titled “50 shades of morally gray characters in SFF”
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I like how his bloated monstrosity of a head is still clearly distinguishable even at 30x50 pixel resolution to the point it was quickly spotted by some eagle-eyed brotherman despite being hidden in a crowd of other similarly hideous mutants.
 
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