💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pepperonified said:
Where did you get that, is Null posting the logs anywhere?
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No, I got it from the post here that was made by Lord Piggy or whatever his name was. It linked to doxbin, which linked to outlook.com and provided the outlook credentials to the account that ordered the hit on Tomlinson. I'm making this post on Friday night and while being extremely inebriated, so please appreciate the effort and go from there, or don't and do whatever. Cheers.
 
Jokes and shitposts aside, it is rather interesting how much fatty is tarrying with showing his face at the event he has been bragging about participating in for weeks and how tight lipped he is being on his social media

As hilarious as it would be for him to have been quietly dropped from his panels due to the eternal LESLAAAAAY with him only finding out after reaching glasgow with his silence being due to him still begging them by email to let him back in so he can pretend like he was never dropped, let us not be blinded by perfect dreams of screaming and sobbing pigs. Here are some reasonably likely possibilities which would explain his silence and absence
  • He was being uncharacteristically honest about travel issues and his silence is due to him fucking up his sleep pattern after arriving late at his hotel: The counterpoint would be that pat is hardly coy in complaining loudly and obnoxiously on social media whenever facing some minor difficulty in his life
  • He is intentionally being silent and not showing up until his events because either he has been told by the organisers not to stick around too long for fear of the cyberterrorists hitting the joint like he claims, or his lawyer has told him to keep a low profile so the Milwaukee PD dont get any extra proofs he is lying like a fat gay liar about living in fear from the stalkerchilds: the counterpoint would be his total lack of self control even when its in his extreme self interest to stop acting like a retard for five minutes
  • He got predictably shitfaced on overpriced tourist tier scotch within an hour of landing and is currently lying unconscious in a pool of his own effluent in his hotel room: the counterpoint would be.....erm.....ok this actually feels like it could be the case if he is not just silently seething over being dropped from the event
  • He got lost because he is as stupid as he is fat and gay: same (lack of) counterpoint as the above example
  • He was abducted the moment he left the airport, thrown in to the back of an ice-cream van, and driven to my highlands estate where he has spent the last 24 hours being piledrive assfucked into the cold hard dirt of the glen by myself and my elderly butler Archibald, and he has kept his silence due to the fact his fingers have been crudely amputated so his hands can better resemble trotters while jerking me off, and his mouth is busy providing me an extra steamy blumpkin as I type this all out seated on the terlit while Archibald plays Genshin Impact in the wine cellar
 
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Judge Holden said:
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it's weird he is proud of criminal sex pest behavior.

Rick in his mind thinks the trench coat flasher is a badass character.

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Maybe Fatt is so fucking paranoid the Pests will be able to track his location at the con to fuck with him on a picture alone

I predict once it's done hell upload a fuck ton of photos of him beating brown people at the con afterwords
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Something's fucky. The pig is ne'er this silent, so either he found Keffals and is engaged in some sick sex shit that would make @Judge Holden vomit until he was dry heaving, or he's drunk off his ass, or he's enjoying prison, or some combination of all of those.
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Perhaps he's off with Judge somewhere?
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EDIT: oh gawd I just checked the feed and this was the first thing that came up
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Why does he have a vulva 😭
Irene and 22 others said:
Are you secretly Patrick?

I only ask because it would take someone with a 1.2 GPA not to be able to read the fucking post which explains where and how the information was obtained.
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His name is pepperonified, what type of people does Rick turn into pepperoni?
 
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bile demon said:
These people are so ugly they wouldn't feel out of place at a speedrunning event.


The previous panel in that room featured a giveaway of Rick's books.
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Remember this is being held at the same time as the Edinburgh festival and Edinburgh Fringe, which combined are the biggest arts festival in Europe. It's being held in a city 40 miles away that is a notorious shithole, in the vain hope that people will maybe leave the best cultural event in the UK to travel to a miserable conference centre in a violent heroin-fuelled hellhole because ... I don't fucking know why you'd do such a thing. The people organising this are retards and it shows in the quality of the clientele. This is the fucking dregs of the arts world. Anyone here is too much of a faggot for Edinburgh, and Edinburgh is the faggiest place in Scotland at the best of times, and the faggiest place in the entire continent for 2 weeks a year.

Everyone attending this is too much of a failure to get into the main event.

And Patrick didn't even get in to the retard participation trophy event. Fat L.
 
Judge Holden said:
He got predictably shitfaced on overpriced tourist tier scotch within an hour of landing and is currently lying unconscious in a pool of his own effluent in his hotel room: the counterpoint would be.....erm.....ok this actually feels like it could be the case if he is not just silently seething over being dropped from the event
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I feel like in this case we'd get a photo from the tourist trap pub and some scotch trivia he got off Wikipedia to talk down to everyone as a scotch expert.
 
What if Pat has "wised up" (relative to his 1.2 gpa) and finally figured out that he's feeding the trolls with his constant engagement? What if he's learned that silence is golden when dealing with internet infamy and now he's pulling a Dobson? How will one enjoy prison without his direction? I'm scared.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
That's even more sus than everything else; if he was there he'd be faking as hard as he could. Someone check his socialblade or whaever, if he really has gone almost radio silent something fucky is happening.
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Perhaps someone pointed out to him that when he opens his mouth online he fucks himself over? If he's at a con with his open mouth it will gather his foot yet again so he's quiet to avoid getting his foot in that mouth and get tossed from yet another con.

Getting tossed from WorldCon would continue with his established pattern of being a public ass and would make it far simpler for other cons to place him on the fuck no! list of people who can be at a con.
 
NIGGO KILLA said:
Maybe Fatt is so fucking paranoid the Pests will be able to track his location at the con to fuck with him on a picture alone

I predict once it's done hell upload a fuck ton of photos of him beating brown people at the con afterwords
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This is the most likely scenario.

He's maybe 10% paranoid Boomia is actually on premises looking for him, but 90% more concerned with getting banned again.

Rick was banned from Penguicon because his mere presence was deemed a danger to other attendees - Leslie's petition aside, they were a small outfit struggling to keep the lights on and couldn't afford the few people who actually pay money to go cancelling their tickets due to Pests lighting up their Twitter feeds. As indignant as Rick may have been at the time of the ban, it was a clear message to him that he needs to be discreet if he wants to attend these things going forward.

Without question Rick has already been in communication with WorldCon mgmt, as Leslie and many Pests contacted them demanding his ban. He must have promised he wouldn't be a source of commotion, which means he has to go dark on social media or risk the Pests shitting up every thread he starts. It actually seems to be working, as the trolling campaign has gained no traction without Rick correcting the record every five seconds. And, as we all know, if the target doesn't engage, the campaign dies on its own.

2024 has been a year of growth for the Hollerin' Hog of Ol' Milwaukee. He's finally changed his phone number after 6 years and is starting to migrate his horseshit to BlueSky, where most Pests can't be bothered to make new accounts with their paper-thin ban standards. Now he's behaving himself during ConSeason, traditionally the March Madness of Owen's Forums.

This is all well and good. But we're two weeks away from the MPD suit being tossed in the shitter and the "swattings" have conveniently started again. With this @Lord Fatrick conspiracy coming to light, one must wonder if he's learned anything at all.
 
Idk guys I’m starting to think he got canned from this one too and in a desperate bid to save face from more “harassment” asked the con not to change the schedule so he wouldn’t be taunted.

He’s too ODD to listen to reason from lawyers or con facilitators. No chance the all important Patrick S. Tomlinson would travel internationally and not brag about it all over social media, what’s the point of going overseas if you can’t brag that you did it? If I’m Patrick no way I’m gonna pass up a chance to advertise that I’m signing autographs child, come see me and let’s have drinks together after hours. He posts his swill and bar slop from Milwaukee and brags about shitty ballpark hotdogs, the man has no self control. He posted and immediately dirty deleted about being upgraded to first class. He’s been raging hard at Leslie too, even doing a 1/5 style Twitter thread recently. Idk I’m just speculating here but something is fishy, like his mouth.

I think either Leslie got him banned from this one too, citing the others as precedent. Or the funnier option, he’s on a no fly list being investigated for his self SWATs or “I wouldn’t have missed that Trump shot, child” tweets. I’ll eat my hat if he actually has the self control to wait and post pictures until he comes home.
 
It is surreal that he went all that way just to finally shut the fuck up. Something went fucky, and I'm dying to know what happened.
 
Now I'm not sure of the guests registered to appear at the Con, but my hope is that some actual authors, agents, or publishing people told him to leave and never return. Cross continent humiliation like that would be enough to shut down his Twitter. If the stalkers ask why he's not at the convention in the comments, someone in the know might spill the beans.
 
Is it possible that the convention center doesn't have good wifi, and he's too destitute from his lolsuits to afford roaming costs? I've never seen him shut up for this long, so I can't imagine he's at home malding.
 
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