💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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It existed prior to that but it really ramped up after 9/11. It's fucking stupid because most Muslims are just normal people like most Christians are normal people. It's people like Fatty that give Christians a bad name. That's like the super ironic part of all this. They're the ones that people look at and say, "Christians are crazy" meanwhile the normal ones are just going about their lives and living them.
To Christofascists like Fatty it is an argument for God because he's a retard.
Like all ontological arguments it assumes the conclusion is real before even starting. That's the major problem I have with them. But yeah, Fatty wouldn't be able to wrap his brain around the idea. He'd just nod dumbly and think about eating something like a big dick.
Or you take the same amount of meat and smash it down making multiple patties with cheese sandwiched between them:
The hatred this man has for smashburgers is frankly silly.
EatBeforeYouEat
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Finally some honesty from Jagoff.
In other news, Jagoff continues to pray and beg for a violent revolution to rip out across the US. His last few fagmoji posts were "Will we make to November?" and "You will all see what your vote for Biden gets you this November!" and "A war will cancel the next election". A crippled fat fuck is the last one who should be calling out for violent rebellions. The fatfuck is so dependent on a stable functioning society that if anything like this goes down his own family members will cannibalize him.
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I'm willing to believe that Jack is becoming more and more aware of a feeling of impending doom - But is of course coping by deliberately misrepresenting it as some major cataclysmic event the world deserves for not heeding his sage advice, rather than the fittingly anticlimactic end to his own insignificance he has spent his whole life eating toward.
Soggy stone fruit
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"I give it a C-"
"I give it an A"
"I give it a B"
If only I could figure out what these stars are meant for on this site....
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Jack again screeches in retard fits at the idea that he can't eat all of the fat from the burger. He's literally more stupid than a toddler, who understands concepts like conservation. He doesn't get that you can make a delicious double cheeseburger out of smash patties, which might be more enjoyable than the standard thickburger patty.
It's absolutely hilarious how desperate and scared he is of losing any rendered fat. He does the same idiotic justification for briskets being fat-side up.
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Other than Jack not being "too young to vote" (and I'm not sure "there's something inside [his] head"), yeah, sounds about right.
They say you're stupid
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat
They say that you can't think
That you haven't got a brain
That you're just there to listen
That you're just being trained
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
They say you lost the ability to even think
That your tiny little brain
Slipped down the kitchen sink
They say that you'll buy anything
That they turn your way
That you'll listеn to everything
That they decide to play
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Ooh, ooh
I think you like it—like it
To be told what to do, ain't that true
I think you're better—better—better off
Stone cold dead, without your head
They say you're stupid
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat
If they say, "Lie down," you'll do it
If they say, "Buy it now," you'll do it
If they say, "Turn around," you'll do it
If they say, "Hit the ground," you'll do it
If they say, "Bite the big weenie," you'll do it
If they say, "Wasn't that good?" you'll do it
If they say, "Bend over, baby," you'll do it
If they say, "Take it and like it"
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Ooh, ooh
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat
They say that you can't think
That you haven't got a brain
That you're just there to listen
That you're just being trained
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
They say you lost the ability to even think
That your tiny little brain
Slipped down the kitchen sink
They say that you'll buy anything
That they turn your way
That you'll listеn to everything
That they decide to play
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Ooh, ooh
I think you like it—like it
To be told what to do, ain't that true
I think you're better—better—better off
Stone cold dead, without your head
They say you're stupid
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat
If they say, "Lie down," you'll do it
If they say, "Buy it now," you'll do it
If they say, "Turn around," you'll do it
If they say, "Hit the ground," you'll do it
If they say, "Bite the big weenie," you'll do it
If they say, "Wasn't that good?" you'll do it
If they say, "Bend over, baby," you'll do it
If they say, "Take it and like it"
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Ooh, ooh
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TheCakeIsALie
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Did he have another stroke? Or is that what he looks like now after the last one? In other pictures, the left eye seems more closed and his mouth is lopsided, so the stroke was on the right hemisphere of the brain
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He hasn't had another one, but he's been declining pretty rapidly over the past few months. He sounds like shit now too.
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In the thumbnail you can barely tell where the Hammy ends and the steak begins. In fact, everything except the text is just reddish brown slop. Nothing gets the clicks like having to spend 5 seconds deciphering what's being presented!
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It's just that, it looks fucking vile whatever it is. I'm legit having trouble making sense of what's on the page.
Fatty has some of the worst thumbnails. Wouldn't you want to show the finsihed steak, as it's served, front and center? No. He has to show the image of it having been cut up since Mommywife needs to cut his meat.
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You’re out for dinner with people you enjoy, respect, and maybe even love. You’re enjoying yourself, and your company is enjoying themselves. Your gaze wanders around the restaurant as you embrace your present surroundings. A lovely night out, to be sure. But that’s when you see this.
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Then it’s the previous one that was on the right side of the brain. He refuses to do anything to help himself, and this is what he gets. He’s going to keep declining and nothing of value will be lost.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he got stroke induced dementia.
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And, despite the decline, nothing of value was *ever* lost. Pigs deserve better than to eat him.
To add to what some of the preceding comments were noting about the YT thumbnails and food photography: Jack possesses the same aesthetic sensibilities he has in common with other non-sentient animals: none. Tammy seems to be the one choosing to dress him like a giant four year old every day (even for church).
Jack simply cannot conceptualize that the 1/4" thick steak he ordered blue and smothered in cold butter looks indistinguishable from the excretions his body gets its only exercise churning it into. He lacks the necessary capacity for the degree of abstract thought or self-reflection required to consider that a steak cooked to a medium-rare level of doneness is inherently more photogenic in terms of texture and color than "purple, visceral mush with gray-brown borders." Even a stock photo of a steak would be better for enticing a prospective audience to click on his bullshit videos cut around being so useless that his dump truck of a wife has to cut his food into segments he's less likely to choke on. But Jack isn't capable of empathizing with his audience - He only knows that other people exist as pretense for him to congratulate himself for playing with his food.
I'd be surprised if he didn't. The man is compounding instances of stupid and doomed.
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How can a grown adult who has been running a 'cooking' channel for 15 years be that amazed by a blue cheese dressing with ketchup in it (not my thing but whatever)? He should know by now the recipes for all the basic dressings to recognize this, but I guess for Jack why bother when you can just buy it in a shelf-stabilized bottle. fucking child.
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What does he mean by any of this
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Big mad about not being able to monetize his YouTube channel or X account, I guess.