💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
I didn’t really think it’s possible to hate this smug prick any more than I already do, but Conspiracy Jack really knows how to mash my buttons I guess.
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Same, i feel the MATI rising. That Olympics thing is also hands down one of the most profoundly idiotic statements i ever heard in my life, it's legit mentally challenged.
 
Screaming Silicalian makes good frozen pies. I'd never get one of the bowls. I don't get the idea of the "cheat" foods and not going all out, I know I've said same about diet coke etc. It's amazing many of us who aren't "pro youtube chefs" can make a pizza from scratch and have been since our teens. Doing it with a basic oven and cookie sheet.

Jack buys another toy with Tammys money and ends up with gross slop yet he doesn't have the ability, to feel shame so he uploaded this and expects anything aside laughter and mocking.

When Jack dies, he will have left this world his gay son trash cans full of cheap Chinese products and years of videos to laugh at.
 
Aunt Carol said:
It's still a strange feature: if you have something that needs to be on/off at a VERY specific time, or has extremely finicky temperature requirements, that's the opposite of Crock-Pot cooking. You put stew or chili in your Crock-Pot, maybe some slow-cooking meat. How long? Until done. What temperature? Choose from LO, HI and off. No such thing as a stew emergency.
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Oh I agree it's fucking stupid but this is made for lazy people who want to watch football, or in Fatty's case Blue's Clues, and don't want to take thirty seconds to start the crock pot at the right time.

p1138 said:
Even then, the most basic step up of crock pots will have a timer that'll switch to a warming setting after 4, 6, 8, or whatever hours. Wifi or bluetooth in a crockpot is a stupid feature looking for a problem so $2 worth of electronics can be used to jack the price up another $30 and fail in 5 years so, instead of lasting a few decades like a basic model would.
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Exactly and if you only have a basic model which three settings and no timer then you pick up one of those lamp timers that people use when going out of town but want to make it look like somebody is home.

You set it to switch on a certain time and if necessary swtich off so it doesn't get overcooked. And the bonus is, you can use it to turn on / off your lights when you go out of town for the weekend.

Bassomatic said:
I don't get the idea of the "cheat" foods and not going all out, I know I've said same about diet coke etc.
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Exactly. I'd rather have the occasional coke with sugar than drink diet coke every day. As for cheat foods if you lack the willpower to work out, limit your calories and lose the weight then that's on you. Eating these things is just admitting you have no self control. And the best part about it? When you do lose the weight you can enjoy the real thing again but in moderation. After all, it's fast food and sitting on your butt all day that made you fat in the first place.
 
Caught this banger on Boomerbook today. 82ACE1CE-D523-4BE1-BE0C-5C58EAD258CC.jpeg

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What’s that pussy liberal? You scared of some real RAW meat? Don’t you know that plants are part of the GAY AGENDA?
 
Postal Dude said:
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What’s that pussy liberal? You scared of some real RAW meat? Don’t you know that plants are part of the GAY AGENDA?
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LOL, like I said about his stupid eating poison thing, he seriously thinks vegetables are poison(because something something broccoli, oxylates, and kidney stones). I'm sure he'll eventually blame vegetables for ending up fat, since he's basically blamed them for his strokes and shit now.
 
Goatchoker said:
I have never seen the need for WiFi crockpots.
It’s just a ploy to buy more expensive, easily broken pieces of shit.
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Out of all the dumb appliances with wifi I do think a slowcooker is the most logical, but still ultimately unnecessary. I personally wouldn't buy it because I'm autistic about unnecessary connectivity, but I can at least see a real functional use for the internet connection.

all based on the assumption you can see and set the temperature of the slowcooker with a phone app or something while you're away
 
Further proof Jack does no research on his own

"Biological men" when both the athletes he refers to have functioning vaginas, unless he believes biological men can give birth now

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Jack doesn't know that Algeria is a country

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Or you spew out retarded statements daily

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The best art I found from under Jack's replies

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EDIT: THOSE TWO ATHLETES AREN'T EVEN COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER, JACK GOT HIS SOURCE FROM THE FUCKING QUARTERING
 
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p1138 said:
LOL, like I said about his stupid eating poison thing, he seriously thinks vegetables are poison(because something something broccoli, oxylates, and kidney stones). I'm sure he'll eventually blame vegetables for ending up fat, since he's basically blamed them for his strokes and shit now.
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Jack has blamed his kidney stones on Oxylates (and hard water). But he never his strokes. He has blamed those on coffee, energy drinks, salt, shurgar, stress, and at least acknowledged his shit mutt genetics from the unholy pairing of his mother and a mailman with a beluga head.
 
Internet rule #69: some old retarded fat fuck with half a brain cell will always want you to know his asshole opinion even though no one asked.
 
biggacracka said:
Yeah but the layer(s) of grease I'll need to remove to use it makes it a deal breaker
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It’d be like cleaning the cosmoline off of a MilSurp SKS.


TheRaptorJesus said:
Does he give a bad review to anything? It’s like Tom Horsman who never says anything bad about anything so people keep sending him shit. He's also a grill hoarder.
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Off the top of my head? He gave Eggies a bad review.

He also gave the Magic Bullet a bad review. Granted, the Magic Bullet itself is a chintzy product. But Jack’s “review” was such a masterclass of incompetence (blaming the tool for his own inability to cook an omelette/balance salsa ingredients/put in reasonably-sized chunks of cheese/take a few extra seconds to grind an onion) that the viewer can’t help but wonder if the device is really that shitty.


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This lying piece of fuck. As if we don’t remember him gloatingly sending back his meal at Flip Burger because he didn’t get his hashbrowns.
 
Postal Dude said:
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What’s that pussy liberal? You scared of some real RAW meat? Don’t you know that plants are part of the GAY AGENDA?
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Well that's fucking retarded. Is he saying that 98.8% of all plants are toxic and 98.8% of all meats are not toxic? It's actually closer to 77% that are toxic to humans and "toxic" in this case just means eat too much and they can make you sick. Like kidney beans. Eat enough of those guys raw and you can die. But the heat of cooking destroys the toxin making them no longer toxic or more accurately much less toxic.

And then some of these toxins might be dangerous to humans but not to other animals. The same animals which might store some of those toxins in their flesh. Like the pufferfish or fugu. It's not naturally toxic but gets it from the food it eats. And it's why if you eat farmed fugu at some Japanese restaurant it's actually less dangerous than tuna which is loaded with mercury.

Doctor of Autism said:
EDIT: THOSE TWO ATHLETES AREN'T EVEN COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER, JACK GOT HIS SOURCE FROM THE FUCKING QUARTERING
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The man is legit retarded.

It's like he doesn't pay attention but insists he heard everything.
 
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i wonder if anyone ever emailed PRAYER@GIVEMEFOODS.COM


new "f as in fag" includes garagesale reportback, jack looking like a rotting one-eyed walrus and his co-host bitchboy looking like a two-time loser sitting in court listening to the judge read his sentence.
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edit: the show is unwatchably bad

jack: you uhhh *gag wheeze* hear about this olybbic uh wrestler. no boxer. boxer who was a man? from albania?
co-host: umm, i think maybe i saw someth--
jack: WELL it's like i said, this guy, he's in a wibben sport. idn't that crazy? it's crazy.
co-host: huh. yeah.

...but the co-host really does look cracked out and it drinking this sugar-grain-alcohol bright blue mad dog 20/20-looking swill fit only for teenagers and desperate old alkies
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lindsayfan said:
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i wonder if anyone ever emailed PRAYER@GIVEMEFOODS.COM


new "f as in fag" includes garagesale reportback, jack looking like a rotting one-eyed walrus and his co-host bitchboy looking like a two-time loser sitting in court listening to the judge read his sentence.
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edit: the show is unwatchably bad

jack: you uhhh *gag wheeze* hear about this olybbic uh wrestler. no boxer. boxer who was a man? from albania?
co-host: umm, i think maybe i saw someth--
jack: WELL it's like i said, this guy, he's in a wibben sport. idn't that crazy? it's crazy.
co-host: huh. yeah.

...but the co-host really does look cracked out and it drinking this sugar-grain-alcohol bright blue mad dog 20/20-looking swill fit only for teenagers and desperate old alkies
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>Clu
>Blue
He knows how to get Jack's attention I see
 
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