💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%
  • Total voters
    685
isalaide said:
no matter how things are between spouses, you notice they overwhelmingly tend to stick together for that reason. Honour amongst thieves, and adulterous spouses.
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Ok, but the saying is actually "No honor among thieves" because criminals don't really have morals, so you're not supposed to trust them.
 
Rekieta traffic violation (73-VB-24-3399) update:

Rekieta still has not paid the $539 fine issued after he drove 95 in a 70 with expired insurance and registration while swerving between lanes.

It would appear debt collectors are now getting involved.
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Ok, but the saying is actually "No honor among thieves" because criminals don't really have morals, so you're not supposed to trust them.
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isalaide said:
None between adulterous spouses either, but they all tend to stick together when the coppers arrive.
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
No, they don't, that's the whole point of the prisoner's dilemma. Hey @St. Alia of the Knife why are you agreeing with it? It's wrong, lmao. You butchered the idiom exactly in half the wrong way.
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Autistic Litertaure and Language Sperg:

This is actually a well-documented phenomenon that falls under the title of 'malapropism', 'autoantonymic phrase', or 'bifurcated idiom' where a well-used phrase is commonly abbreviated, but the meaning is in opposition to the full phrase or saying.

Notable examples include:

'Ignorance is bliss' where the full quote is 'If ignorance be bliss, then 'tis folly to be wise'

'Curiosity killed the cat' where the remainder is 'but satisfaction brought it back'.

The second part of 'the early bird gets the worm' is 'but the second mouse gets the cheese.'

'Now is the winter of our discontent' followed by 'made glorious summer by this sun of York'.

'Great minds think alike' is transformed by 'but fools seldom differ' in conclusion.

'Bloos is thicker than water' is more fully 'The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb'.

' Jack of all trades, master of none' is transformed by the addition of 'but still oftentimes better than master of none.'

To bring this around to Nick, this is just the type of thing he would do thinking himself clever, but then hoist upon his own linguistic petard.

Lonely khan said:
Maybe he thought the saying was
"Know honor among thieves"

That doesn't make sense, but neither does "honor among thieves"
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That is more of a mondegreen or pun. Still a malaporopism, but of a different variety.
 
A Little Bird said:
Rekieta traffic violation (73-VB-24-3399) update:

Rekieta still has not paid the $539 fine issued after he drove 95 in a 70 with expired insurance and registration while swerving between lanes.

It would appear debt collectors are now getting involved.
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God, he is such a manchild.

"Fuck you government! I am not paying you shit!"

Oh, you'll pay Nick. You'll pay.

He also, as near as anybody can tell, hasn't paid the money he owes Monty for losing his appeal, either.

If he were a poorfag, that would be one thing, but this is 100% his ego at work.
 
Captain Manning said:
God, he is such a manchild.

"Fuck you government! I am not paying you shit!"

Oh, you'll pay Nick. You'll pay.

He also, as near as anybody can tell, hasn't paid the money he owes Monty for losing his appeal, either.

If he were a poorfag, that would be one thing, but this is 100% his ego at work.
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I have money on his father paying it for him... just like his taxes...
 
Captain Manning said:
God, he is such a manchild.

"Fuck you government! I am not paying you shit!"

Oh, you'll pay Nick. You'll pay.

He also, as near as anybody can tell, hasn't paid the money he owes Monty for losing his appeal, either.

If he were a poorfag, that would be one thing, but this is 100% his ego at work.
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Monty will get what he is owed in ass, cash, or grass snow. And none of it will be given consensually.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I have money on his father paying it for him... just like his taxes...
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That's exactly the type of shit that made Rekieta the creature he is today. He's never had to take personal responsibility for anything. Mommy, daddy, and the Petrofac dollars got him covered.

Again, if he were poor, I might cut him some slack here, but this is just him being an absolute dipshit. There's zero excuse for it. It takes like 5 minutes to write a check and drop it in the mail. It speaks volumes as to what an arrogant ass he is.

And even if you're the type reading this that says "fuck the government," Monty is a private citizen wronged by Nick. Same recalcitrance wouldn't apply.
 
A_right_horrorshow said:
"Your honour both me and my wife agree, all the coke was that bitches, we may have partook a little every now and then and for that we're sorry, but it was all hers and it's her fault the child managed to get into it"
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Rekieta's lawyer: "Your honour, if the Rekieta children did somehow manage to get a snoot full of the finest Peruvian marching powder, they cannot be held accountable for that. They had employed April Imholte as a nanny with full time responsibility for the care of those children. The daughter can only have gotten wasted while she was under her care, consequently, my client pleads Dindu Nuffin'."

Judge: "Um, interesting. What were the terms of Ms. Imholte's employment? I've head she may be donating her time voluntarily?"

Nick Rekieta: "I object! April gets paid and gets paid WELL! I pay her a gram of the best quality Peruvian, scrupulously screened by niggers to ensure it doesn't contain Fentanyl. And as a weekly bonus, she gets a good seeing to, courtesy of the Balldo. I make sure she gets the full two ring anal job."

Rekieta's lawyer: "Doh!"
 
Captain Manning said:
That's exactly the type of shit that made Rekieta the creature he is today. He's never had to take personal responsibility for anything. Mommy, daddy, and the Petrofac dollars got him covered.
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He’s just so fucking pathetic. The irony is that he talks about how much the government and rules suck, but he would get absolutely destroyed if either of those things disappeared. Mommy and daddy literally had to come and help him clean his house. How in the world would he survive on his own in a place with no rules or societal safegaurds?
 
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