💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%
  • Total voters
    685
if her family loves her at all i hope they're pressuring the fuck out of her to take the plea. there's literally no upside to dragging this out for her to inevitably lose and get a worse sentence.

kayla, you don't love nick and nick doesn't love you. he's replacing you with a whore 10 years younger then you. there is no future with him that doesn't lead to you either in jail, dead or without your kids.

Pull Up.
 
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If you get addicted to drugs at this point you might as well consider that person dead. It's one thing if a teen or young adult get into drugs, but after 40 why waste everyone's time.
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
Let me guess she said no because buck broken. She will end up under that buss isn't she?
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Nick, acting as her crack lawyer, told her that accepting a plea would be admitting guilt. He's telling her she needs to remain silent or she'll never see her kids again. It's just like when Alicia Sweep asked about drugs in the home and tried to kill the kids with bleach. Either stay quiet or kill the kids like she almost did in the court hallway talking to her son.
 
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Captain Manning said:
It's been said that lawyers have a lot in common with prostitutes, but I always saw that as a metaphorical comparison. In Nick's case though, it feels more on the nose.
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What's the difference between the legal profession and prostitution?

One is an honest profession and the other is being a lawyer.
Balldo's Gate said:
The closest thing I can think of Nick himself saying is when he baselessly claimed the people involved knew the probable cause was "bullshit".
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I like how Chrissie basically let Balldo go Balldo-deep in her on that pathetic "interview," but picked a thumbnail with a picture where he looks like Forrest Gump gone meth Nazi.
Chuck McGill said:
Ah yes, owner and proprietor of the Kiwi Farms, notorious doxxer with over 300 confirmed tranny kills, the final boss of the lower-case-i Internet himself,
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Have any of you dudes ever done a remote signature?
 
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Null said:
Here is a complete PDF copy of all requests received by the Kandiyohi County regarding the Rekietas. Have fun. I'm still processing it.

Shoutout to Josiah Munoz.
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Also shoutout to EWU. "WHAT'S NEW EWU CREWWWWWWWW??? Today we've got a SPINE CHILLING case of CHILD NEGLECT that will make you SICK."

edit: hopefully this one actually attached
edit2: lemme unfuck this sec.

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Lmfao I was wondering when the termites of the YT true crime community would come to feast on this. This is hilarious irony considering how Nick founded his career
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I loathe carpet.
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Decent 80/20 Wilton or Axminster is great. Same thing with oriental rugs. Cheap foam-backed carpet in synthetic fabric is an abomination and should be burned with fire. I wouldn't put it in a homeless encampment.

Even the good stuff has no business in the basement though.
Balldo's Gate said:
He also mocked the officer who handed him the warrant that he then petulantly threw on the ground, but didn't name the guy.
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This is why the faggot is opposing the release of the bodycam footage. He knows that when it finally gets released, we'll see a zillion bodycam channels featuring 'This Lawyer Thought He Knew the Law and Then THIS HAPPENED!!1!"

They'll have accompanying commentary as the bodycam grifters quote PDF's of the actual statutes back to back with Rekieta's interpretation of the law.
ChromaQuack said:
You too can print the signature of your idol Jewi-Mon in your shirts, cups and hats.
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That's clearly the signature of the Rastafarian Christ, Jesus Mon.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
But it's not just that the guy is a Barneswalker, since there are pre-existing links between White and Barnes, it is plausible that Rekieta was referred by Barnes to White. I don't know if Nick has confirmed or denied that, but it seems likely.
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Oh, I think it's like 99% certain. I'd put a healthy chunk of money on it, in fact.

Barnes is doing to Nick with White what Nick did to Vic with Ty. I might actually die of laughter if it ends in a disaster of equal or greater proportion. It would be so fitting!

Pelican Bones said:
I would feel bad for Josh for always getting unprecedented levels of shit over such minor things, but it's funny so I laugh instead.
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I'd like to think he knows we do it, because we care (no homo).

Watching Rekieta said:
Nick, acting as her crack lawyer, told her that accepting a plea would be admitting guilt. He's telling her she needs to remain silent or she'll never see her kids again. It's just like when Alicia Sweep asked about drugs in the home and tried to kill the kids with bleach. Either stay quiet or kill the kids like she almost did in the court hallway talking to her son.
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Look, at this point, there's no avoiding it. We need to send in @Fapcop.

He can fix her.

He speaks her language: Star Trek. He can use the tried and true "Darmok method."

FAPCOP "Kayla, honey, listen to me." *snaps fingers* "You need to agree to this plea and testify against Nick. If you don't, then... Nick and Kayla, in prison, in Minnesota."
KAYLA: "Nick and Kayla, in prison, in Minnesota!?"
FAPCOP: "Yes."
KAYLA: "No! Kayla, her mouth open!"
FAPCOP: "Sokath, her eyes uncovered!"
KAYLA: "Yay!"
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FAPCOP: "Soooo, would you be willing to sit on my face?"
 
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