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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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"Biological men" when both the athletes he refers to have functioning vaginas,
The boxers have XY Chromosones. they do not have "functional vaginas"

IBA letter to IOC, June 2023: Boxer's 'DNA was that of a male consisting of XY chromosomes'
3 Wire Sports (archive.ph)
By Alan Abrahamson
2024-08-03 09:10:08GMT
Male with some sort of DSD. Have you seen pictures of both the Algerian and Taiwanese dudes? no woman looks like that.
 
Reminder that Jack lectured people to do their own research and his sources are people as idiotic as him.
Without debating about whether that lady is intersex/male/ female, I want to point out how this fat conspiracy theory-ridden retard immediately appeals to what the media has reported when it happens to confirm his biases.

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Here you can see Jagoff trying to hide behind what the media said and getting more than he bargained for when a lady brings up developmental disorders (guaranteed Jack never heard of those before) . This would have been a perfect time for someone like Ken to say "But Jack, what if the media is lying? You have to do your own research". Jack would have had another stroke from the rage.

Also, "He tests as a man blood test". :story: What a simpleton.
 
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Jack cries about how he's a persecuted Christian



"Satan is Ruler of the World" - Jack Scalfani
 
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"Satan is Ruler of the World" - Jack Scalfani

I knew he would bring up the skateboard issue. France has really tried hard to enforce their secularist principles during the olympics and it doesn't just apply to Christians. They also banned athletes from wearing hijabs during competition and there was a lot of hoo-ha about that as well.

But anyways, religious zealot complains his religion is the only one that is persecuted. More at 11!
 
You mean somebody other than kids actually drinks that swill willingly?
It's like White Claw. Strictly for teenagers and fags. Maybe the occasional wine aunt.

Anyone who chugs that shit almost certainly also chugs cock.
"Satan is Ruler of the World" - Jack Scalfani
Jack Scalfani is Satan's ass-baby and will be joining his master in Hell sooner than he thinks.
But anyways, religious zealot complains his religion is the only one that is persecuted. More at 11!
No matter who you are Jack gives you a reason to hate him. If you actually are a conservative Christian, you hate him because he's a fucking embarrassment and if you're a euphoric atheist, you hate him for being the ultimate stereotype of a mindless Bible thumping idiot.
 
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No matter who you are Jack gives you a reason to hate him. If you actually are a conservative Christian, you hate him because he's a fucking embarrassment and if you're a euphoric atheist, you hate him for being the ultimate stereotype of a mindless Bible thumping idiot.
And if you're a murderchurch non-denominational, you hate him because he tried to poison you at the chili contest
 
Christianity is the largest religion on Earth you can't be the LARGEST religion on Earth and be persecuted.
Retarded reasoning. It really depends on where you are.
There are Christians murdered every day because they live in Muslim majority countries.
In the western world, Christians might be persecuted for "hate speech" for stating men cannot be women.
Is Jack being persecuted in the bible belt US, very unlikely.

edit:words prosecuted/persecuted
 
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Without debating about whether that lady is intersex/male/ female, I want to point out how this fat conspiracy theory-ridden retard immediately appeals to what the media has reported when it happens to confirm his biases.

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Here you can see Jagoff trying to hide behind what the media said and getting more than he bargained for when a lady brings up developmental disorders (guaranteed Jack never heard of those before) . This would have been a perfect time for someone like Ken to say "But Jack, what if the media is lying? You have to do your own research". Jack would have had another stroke from the rage.

Also, "He tests as a man blood test". :story: What a simpleton.
I love how he argues the point and then says "#NGA" shutting down any rebuttal as if he's dropping the mic.

This faggot literally doesn't understand anything more complex than:



Jack cries about how he's a persecuted Christian

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"Satan is Ruler of the World" - Jack Scalfani
I'm not familiar with this story but I'm betting it's coming from a mosque and it's not like there's loudspeakers on every street corner for this. And from this Fatty is saying that Christians are persecuted.

JFC he looks like shit.

Anyone want to revise their deathPool for 2024?

I’m still sticking with Jack not seeing 2025. Not consciously at least.
My real question is how can a man who's in his mid-50's look like he's at least 10 years older? No word of a lie. If I saw him in his scooty puff I'd think he was retirement age. Gotta by that shitty diet and lack of exercise.

Beetlejuice at least had personality and was played by a great actor. Jack is just a fat retard.
 
Well that's fucking retarded. Is he saying that 98.8% of all plants are toxic and 98.8% of all meats are not toxic? It's actually closer to 77% that are toxic to humans and "toxic" in this case just means eat too much and they can make you sick. Like kidney beans. Eat enough of those guys raw and you can die. But the heat of cooking destroys the toxin making them no longer toxic or more accurately much less toxic.
We can have an entire thread on dipshits who fetishise meat consumption. I see these retarded memes everywhere. Just because some vegans are smug cultists doesn't mean the people they're whining about should be 100 times more retarded and imbecilic.

By that ludicrous standard, water is toxic. Jack Scalfani who cuts meat on sheets of plastic wrapping was bitching about plants having some levels of toxins. He's a total retard and I can't wait for the next stroke.
 
this is old but i thought it was funny. 95% of jackreact vids are just the same canned 'outrage' etc-- maybe some actual italian going 'mamma mia! dis-a not how you cook-a da pasta!' -- but uncle roger has a lot of good zinger lines in there, especially when he reviews "garbage stew." like telling jack "if your mother leave you that cooking pot, you definitely not favorite son."

 
Presuming that Jack is actually telling the truth about loudspeakers in Minnesota, there's nothing illegal about a mosque using loudspeakers to play the call to prayer provided that it's within the bounds of local ordinances. Hell, it's not even illegal for Hasidic Jews to clog the roads of NJ with their bodies when they can't drive to temple. I don't agree with the internet hate mob on much, but I do somewhat agree that something being *present* in an environment isn't *automatically* a threat or an encroachment. It's a population in a space doing their thing.
 
It's good to see Rob hasn't lost his spirit or sense of humor. I'm glad he's made friends with Azazel. Tiiime is on his side, yes it is!

Ah, the clutter is back. Return of BISTRO

Are those cabinets... LAVENDER? Bully Jack everyone, he's painted his cabinet the gayest of the mints!

Screamin' Sicillian marketing sadness bowls makes me sad. Not enough to blow my brains out in the frozen aisle, but maybe Africa will come on.

LindsayFan, please don't post uncle faggot dumping on the second most famous youtuber jack video.
And yes, actual Italian chefs have stared at jack videos in horror.

God damnit, now I want to see the jackass guys skating in hijabs, but they're all in their 50's now and would just die.
 
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