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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Truck gone
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I can't begin to speculate on how predatory the loan on that truck must have been. Someone with common sense would have probably noped outta there once they saw the compound interest rates but not Ralpy, nope, he just said Hell yeah, git me a badass truck. Joshua Conner Johm Potter Moon don't have a truck like this. All he has is a broke dick. I can handle 84 payments of $899 every month bish. What you think I am? Poor?
 
UCantCCPMe said:
I can't begin to speculate on how predatory the loan on that truck must have been. Someone with common sense would have probably noped outta there once they saw the compound interest rates but not Ralpy, nope, he just said Hell yeah, git me a badass truck. Joshua Conner Johm Potter Moon don't have a truck like this. All he has is a broke dick. I can handle 84 payments of $899 every month bish. What you think I am? Poor?
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Ralph probably got behind on it, too, and started just destroying it. Wasn't it "at the shop" for like six months? Shortly after he admittedly ran over a median or guardrail at an airport, because he was dumb or drunk (or both) and was going the wrong way? His credit was already shit going into that lease/purchase, but I don't know if he could even qualify for financing on a shack in a swamp at this point, and he has no other assets.
 
Jump said:
TJ would make more sense logistically. Its a easy drive to the USA and Dicks house. Also there are likely alot more people who speak english there as well as Americans partying.

But, he wont move to TJ. He is to much of a pussy. Its all pilltalk.

Tijuana is where they film movies and cool music videos.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ8QJkFmGUIts got world famous whore houses and strip clubs.
No one has even heard of Merida while Everyone has heard of Tijuana. You say you live in Tijuana and everyone knows your a badass.

Ralph is just going to bitch out and run back to his tin shack and keep hiding from the world. Only real Chads can live in places like Tijuana. Ralph just isn't up to it.
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It's been a long time since I visited TJ but seem to remember there being no cost savings on anything due to the ex-pat and tourist populations. If he's in Mexico because cheap that goes right out the window for TJ.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Ralph probably got behind on it, too, and started just destroying it. Wasn't it "at the shop" for like six months? Shortly after he admittedly ran over a median or guardrail at an airport, because he was dumb or drunk (or both) and was going the wrong way? His credit was already shit going into that lease/purchase, but I don't know if he could even qualify for financing on a shack in a swamp at this point, and he has no other assets.
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He drove it the wrong down down a street while drunk with Meigh and Rozy on a livestream and kept calling other drivers assholes. Warski said Ralph forced Nora into the car after Ralph was drinking to drive around. No doubt that thing is either going to end in a drunken crash and be absolutely totaled. Keep in mind one of the many reasons Ralph fled is to escape a lawsuit in a car accident which he was at fault for. The only thing I can think of is might have sold it for more Xanax and booze and whore money while not paying the loan. I can only imagine the truck interior was full of discarded cans, maybe some bottles (booze and Xanax), and a bunch of tossed torta wrappers

After all it’s Ralph and debt doesn’t exist in his mind. Anyone stupid enough to give him a loan or credit card pretty much deserves to get fleeced in that fat pigs mind. Which is why he’s in Mexico living as cheaply as possible.
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
Place your bets Kiwis!
10:1 rolled by locals
25:1 lost wallet/phone in taxi
40:1 blacklisted by airlines
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He posted DMs he sent to Aeromexico on Twitter - unread, unanswered, obviously - where he said he had initiated a charge back for his flights, whilst demanding they honour the return flights. He basically was trying to threaten them.

While I am 99% sure whatever happened on his outbound journey was his fault, even if it wasn't, you claim your money back after the fact via customer services - and whatever escalation mechanisms Mexico has (good luck I guess).

Cancelling payment when they get the ultimate say on who can board is dumb beyond measure. Ralph really cannot help himself.
 
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