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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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The "Tranny Sideshows pooner" look is honestly an upgrade for Ralph:
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Rage Pig said:
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Madame Ralph got some fancy new accessories and manages to look extra gay. I'm pretty sure only women and faggots possess a dozen different sunglasses.
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Nice landwhale perspective, piggy. You still have the biggest gunt in Da Sektur. The ayylawgs already know your protruding gunt. Not God's Plan at all. Rate me MATI for being too angry over Gunt.
AltisticRight said:
Dumb fat pillpiggy with quadruple tits cries RAYYCISMMM while his quadruple titties flop in the air trying to crawl back into the chomo wignat nonce movement with a gay streaming site he named his daughter after.
What a sad little piggy.
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He only knows how to holler and squeal SUEEEEEYYYY like a sadhog that he is to the dang dirty ayylawgs more than just trying to being a tough guy with his chomo ass wignat nonce neo-Nazi wigger talk and being retarded on a streaming site nobody but ayylawgs or paypigs watch him being boring. Any hellspawns procreated by Gunt are deemed to be unholy from the weak piggy sperm, and he is also an unfit father to worsen the situation even more.
AltisticRight said:
The only time I was denied a flight was recently, thanks to cloudstrike. I was pissed but I didn't cry racism at the airport staff. How sad. I bet the staff were women to induce such a pathetic piggy tantrum. At least piggytits brought his Starlink router. Maybe he can get a refund at Wal-Mart for $500, profit $200 bish. Infinite money glitch.
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God's Plan, baybee! It was God's Plan! Piggy is so much of an impatient drunk fat manbaby that he will holler and squeal at any staff or managers if they do not cater to his spending and suey. Gunt can get that infinite money glitch, but he cannot do the most simple longplay kind of patience if he wants to bish that money glitch, and is too uneducated and would skip any tutorials and fuck around and find out, and refuse to resolve his mistake and blame everyone around him, DSP-style.
bookers said:
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time in california right now is 1:20 AM

If he's flying out of NLU, that's in Mexico City.
Time there is 2:220 AM so this tweet was made at around 2 am for him.
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His fat quadruple titties would barely hold the seatbelt of his own seat, doubt he could even shut the fuck up and sleep on the seat. He loves to gloat and flex everything he sees that makes him like the supreme Alpha Ralphamale that he always daydream of in his chomo movement. The cum cartel is still ongoing, It was God's Plan! AUHHHHH!!!!
 
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For informational purposes, it is 28 miles from Tiajuana International Airport to San Diego International Airport. Estimated driving time is less than 40 minutes. There are also other transit options (bus/train), and interestingly it takes about two hours to travel there via bicycle.

Ralph could have called an uber (it's not even hot outside) or caught a bus and it would have saved time, money, and headache.

Poor Xander, I hope he never finds out that getting drunk and yelling at Mexicans on Twitter took priority over time spent with him.
 
Iirc, Uber offers a cross border Xpress service which can take you from Tijuana to San Diego.

Mexicans, Canadians, and Caribbean nations can possess passport cards for frequent border travels. There's basically no issue.
 
Null said:
Iirc, Uber offers a cross border Xpress service which can take you from Tijuana to San Diego.

Mexicans, Canadians, and Caribbean nations can possess passport cards for frequent border travels. There's basically no issue.
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For a normal person, but we all know that he's far from normal.
 
I'm not even convinced there was an argument with the staff. Would not be shocked if the dumb fuck just nodded off with a bellyfull of booze and xannies and then made this excuse.
 
Rage Pig said:
Madame Ralph got some fancy new accessories and manages to look extra gay. I'm pretty sure only women and faggots possess a dozen different sunglasses.
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Oh look, he’s photoshopped away his triple chin flaps and given himself a cute lil pointy chin instead.
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You’re not fooling anyone, fatty. You’re just embarrassing yourself with these ridiculously edited selfies.
 
Um... said:
Oh look, he’s photoshopped away his triple chin flaps and given himself a cute lil pointy chin instead.
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You’re not fooling anyone, fatty. You’re just embarrassing yourself with these ridiculously edited selfies.
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No it's real. What you're calling a point in his other photo is merely his turkey neck hanging down.
 
Rage Pig said:
The pig has landed. He's in good spirits, happy to spend time with his son. Jk, he's seething at a femanon.
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"Minor celeb" is a massive stretch. Ralph was an after thought on the Killstream people came for the guests he could get and the debates not him. He was more like incidental host of a somewhat popular stream in an extremely niche part of the internet nearly 10 years ago.
 
Um... said:
Oh look, he’s photoshopped away his triple chin flaps and given himself a cute lil pointy chin instead.
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You’re not fooling anyone, fatty. You’re just embarrassing yourself with these ridiculously edited selfies.
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He looks like an AIDS patient.

Why does he do this when he’s going to be on camera five days later with his fat face on display?
 
is it too late to get a poll going on the amount of times this fat faggot is gonna get served today?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
"Minor celeb" is a massive stretch. Ralph was an after thought on the Killstream people came for the guests he could get and the debates not him. He was more like incidental host of a somewhat popular stream in an extremely niche part of the internet nearly 10 years ago.
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He really owes all his “fame” to Metokur. Most people stuck around in case Daddy Jim wanted on. No one listened to his takes and all I remember thinking is “Shut up retard and get the guests on” whenever he dragged into long rants. All Ralph had to do was be xanax’d out and count the superchat money while his guests went at each other
 
I think Ralph may be considering a move to Tijuana. Since Faith and Xander are in Sandy Eggo it would give him easier access to the kid, and he would get to be closer to his best friend Dax. That’s why he’s going through Tijuana on this visit, he’s scoping out potential new accommodations.
 
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