💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Sailor Troon said:
Probably excellent condition since it's barely used!
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Nah, it's likely infested with bugs and has grease/filth layers since Jack never cleaned that shit ever. His original garage hoard was so bad off that snakes were living in there, since it was filled with that many pests.
 
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Does he give a bad review to anything? Its like Tom Horsman who never says anything bad about anything so people keep sending him shit. He's also a grill hoarder.
 
TheRaptorJesus said:
Does he give a bad review to anything? Its like Tom Horsman who never says anything bad about anything so people keep sending him shit. He's also a grill hoarder.
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He gave a bad review to a Wi-Fi enabled Crockpot because he couldn't figure out how to connect it to Wi-Fi.


There was also the Red Copper Chef which "exploded" on him. He was threatened with a lawsuit by the product's makers for this video, so he removed it from YouTube, but it's still up on his old Twitch channel.

 
TheRaptorJesus said:
Does he give a bad review to anything? Its like Tom Horsman who never says anything bad about anything so people keep sending him shit. He's also a grill hoarder.
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He only gives bad reviews if he doesn’t understand a product, if a movie has something he angrily hates politically (like saying the moon landing is real), or if a restaurant won’t kiss his ass.
 
semitooth said:
? what on earth did he mean by this???
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There's a retarded theory on right-wing YouTube that the left is 'going to put the woke away' to try to hold onto power, one of those things being blatant promotion of illegal immigrants. So, if they win in November, or Trump, where part of his RNC speech was stopping just short of saying 'And I'm calling it Operation Wetback 3,' Jack being a retard thinks things are going to change.
 
Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
Anyone here read “Misery”? It features a woman who kidnaps a popular author and saws off his feet, then cauterizes the wounds with a blowtorch.
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With Jack it would just be some fat bitch who forces him to eat everything he cooks on Cucking With Jack. And ONLY what he cooks on Cucking With Jack.
 
Puggers said:
Tammy finally forcing Jack to sell all of his garbage? If you're local run don't walk. You may have a chance to purchase his pressure cooker..

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For context, 11948 Betts Road in Greenbrier, TN, known as "The Qompound," is where Qarolyn (Hammy's mother) lives. Qarolyn is organising this estate sale as she prepares for the possibility of her husband, Donn, passing away from cancer and her moving in with the Scalfatties at their newly constructed tofu dredge McMansion at 103 Thomas Court.

But seriously, if you're in the area, consider dropping by to see if any Scalfaniverse relics are up for grabs. Who knows, you might stumble upon C.U. Piggy, Steam Glove, or even a stained Fat on the Go shirt.

People paid a premium for CWC's trash, so here's your chance to own a piece of Scalfaniverse history today!
 
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