💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

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    699
For those keeping track, the protective order for discovery in the CHIPS case was agreed jointly between the parties, although the court would be the one to issue the order.

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This is separate from the later request he made for the court to seal the ordinarily public records, which would require a finding of exceptional circumstances by the court, and Nick wanting the records to be sealed so the truth couldn't contradict the lies he tells on his show does not sound like a relevant exceptional circumstance. Maybe he got lucky though.

It is also worth noting that the body cam footage was provided as discovery to Nick/Kayla in their SEPARATE CRIMINAL CASE (see quoted post below), though possibly also duplicated in the CHIPS case, who knows:
It appears that Nick is going to pretend that the protective order for discovery in the custody case prevents him from signing a release to have the county release evidence provided to him in the separate criminal case against him to the public.
 
I absolutely love the cope, retarded goal of Kayla and Nick. They clearly thought that they had found a sick, cool loophole where if they just moved the grandparents in, they could have their kids back. Even the two houses solution is fucking bullshit, the social worker was trying to explain that the Rekieta's could not have access to the house while the kids were sleeping. They would have to change all the locks, at minimum, and even then they would have to come up with a solution to keep the kids from sneaking out cause they miss their parents. They are asking the state to "Trust me, bro" that they won't have unsupervised access, pinky promise.
 
Of course, because THAT would be the most irresponsible thing he's done within the eyes of the public lately.

His logic is truly incomprehensible. I must be too low IQ to understand such complex reasonings.
Lol. It would actually make the state look irresponsible & vindictive if he publicly disproved what they publicly claimed about his home. It might make him appear  defiant to insist on bodycam release, but he's doing a great job looking petulant and defiant already. Why does this faggot reach out randomly with paragraphs on paragraphs to say nothing.
 
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Hear ye, hear ye. It is the 4th day of August in year 2024 since the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ. I have been contacted by King Balldo through a series of ropes and pulleys and given a missive. In accordance with the Unspoken Agreement, the body of such missive will be presented as accurately as possible without direct copies, thereby granting the benefit of a doubt that I am simply making this all up.

Sir Rekieta finds it necessary to impart the following upon the undeserving and unwashed masses.
  • Sir Rekieta dearly wishes the footage may be made available, however, due to the court order in the CHIPS case, as a result of a request he filed himself, discovery is sealed.
  • Sir Rekieta states that consenting to such a release would make him look irresponsible in the eyes of the court, revealing intimates of his home for the benefit of only an evil doxing website, which the court would not find amusing.
  • Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.
  • Sir Rekieta would like to inform everyone that they are retarded and that the children will be returned (though I think almost immediately into the thread, people with hands on experience working for state CPS have said that children almost always are returned the homes barring extraordinary abuse cases, because a household must be a true horror show to be worse than 'the system', and I also don't really think the prevailing winds of the thread have been against him ever having custody again, especially supervised custody).
HEREBY ENTERED INTO RECORD.
Can you send him this reply and picture

Sorry Rekieta fag, life doesn't work out the way you pretend it does
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  • Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.
I'm pretty sure that's defamation, someone needs to get a Real Lawyer like Barns on the phone just to confirm. LMFAO
 
Doesn’t he need to work in the big house? How could he move out?
Ms. Sweep also notes in the transcript that the original house couldn't be licensed because the house they were removed from can't be the house they are licensed to. So the kids would have to move into the other house (April would probably have to move into the big house as well), which might be an even bigger slap in the face. "No honey, you can't go home and see mommy without me but you can look at your house down the block" Screenshot_20240804_130206.jpg Screenshot_20240804_130233.jpg
 
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Sir Rekieta dearly wishes the footage may be made available, however, due to the court order in the CHIPS case, as a result of a request he filed himself, discovery is sealed.
Nicks a lawyer. Nick releasing the version the state gave him in discovery might be an issue.

Signing and authorizing a public records request is not discovery. The state provided him unredacted, complete video as discovery. No one is asking for the discovery version and records released through the public records request process is not discovery.

He's lying. Again.
 
Sir Rekieta would like to point out that I 'fled the country for unknown reasons', and that the Kiwi Farms is a bunch of 'loli avatars', which makes us even less deserving of seeing the divine footage. I will allow the absurdity of such a statement sit as it is.
Would Sir Rekieta like his years of Weebwars drug up and the "loli avatars" he openly consorted with and endorsed laid bare in excruciating detail? Do we need to have a montage of his "balls or no balls" and pedophile bait anime he's admitted to watching?
 
Lol I thought it was strange Nick brought up bleach in his Chrissie Mayr interview. It seemed odd and a bit of a stretch to try to make a point with.

I guess this explains it.
 
Transcribed below for people who struggle with the potato quality. Names of the kids are censored.
I made a plain text document and pdf of your post if anyone wants a local copy.
 

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Ms. Sweep also notes in the transcript that the original house couldn't be licensed because the house they were removed from can't be the house they are licensed to. So the kids would have to move into the other house (April would probably have to move into the big house as well), which might be an even bigger slap in the face. "No honey, you can't go home and see mommy without me but you can look at your house down the block"View attachment 6271444View attachment 6271446
I don't know how April stays if the kids return home, legally or practically. Especially if the grandparents move in too. But I'm sure Nick's not too worried about appearing responsible when it comes to evicting his pay-as-you-go girlfriend experience. Won't be surprised if he fights it tooth & nail on the grounds that she's in danger for her life because her estranged husband fucked his wife and etc etc etc.
 
Never underestimate the State's intense desire to put kids back with their parent(s) as soon as humanly possible, no matter what.
 
"Sir, another interesting new matter of public record just hit the farms."
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Out of the entire shitshow, I guarantee the thing Nick thinks about most is the identity of MNPublicRecords. TYFYS.

Re: the kids returning home soon, don't be surprised if Nick's right.
In Minnesota CHIPS cases the gubbermint must prove (1) that 1 or more of the statutory child-protection grounds exists AND (2) the child needs protection as a result. In other words, it's not enough that what's alleged in the petition is true. There also has to be a finding that something is likely to happen in the future without protective services.

If this sounds fucked up, it is. In In re Welfare of Child of S.S.W., a violent, off-and-on homeless, bipolar mother who lived with her child abusing boyfriend and who already lost parental rights to 4 kids, including her 5 and 6 year old sons whom she molested, won the case (her new kid didn't need protective services) because she was doing everything they asked (testing clean, going to therapy, clean house, etc.) and everything seemed fine with the kid (who had remained in her custody prior to trial).

In other states it's enough that whatever happened happened. They don't need to prove it's likely to happen again without CPS.

In Nick's case, the kids were in danger because the parents were wasted, there were drugs in the house that one kid seemingly ingested, the house was a dump, and they weren't being fed. If the house is clean and has food, and the parents pass 60 days of tests and do the "drugs are bad" counseling, then they're probably good.

In fairness to Nick, he hadn't seen the copy of the warrant until after arriving back at the home after they breached. He only had their word that they had one when they asked for the door code while he was stopped on the side of the road.

Every state is different, but I assume it was so nothing he did could be construed as a consent to a search. In some states, if a search warrant is determined to be deficient, then the state will argue that the defendant’s actions meant he consented to a search, which makes an illegal search legal. In other words, if Nick gave the cops the door code, then it doesn’t matter if the search warrant was valid or not because the state would argue that he consented to the search.
Late, but re: consent and making the cops force their way in...
The burden of proving consent "cannot be discharged by showing no more than acquiescence to a claim of lawful authority." Bumper v. North Carolina, 391 U.S. 543 (1968). This means if the cops lie about having a warrant, or if the warrant gets thrown out later in court, the fact that you let them in to execute the warrant doesn't make the search lawful based on consent.

Letting the police execute a search warrant is being a good citizen and respecting lawful authority. It would be fucking retarded if the courts said "sorry, but you had to tell the police 'go fuck yourselves... break down the door if you want in' in order to preserve your constitutional rights.

There was no shrewd legal maneuvering when Nick refused to give the code. He misunderstood the law, wanted to buy time for his hoes to flush the sack, or was just being a dick.
deferred adjudication
Deferred adjudication has to be approved by the prosecutor and the court. Accusing a county social worker of perjury and a local judge of being a retarded bitch with liquor flowing from her vagina is not the greatest way to get a favor from Madame Prosecutor. She definitely wants him to eat a felony. If Barneswalker negotiates him a deferred adjudication, then he did a great job. An Alford plea is a much more realistic goal, and it would allow Nick to claim "I'm innocent but I had to do this for muh keeds."
I don't think Rekieta has the humility for a plea deal.
I bet that's outweighed by Nick not having the balls to "take it to the box" as all the brothers say before inevitably taking a plea. He's a control freak and the smartest guy in every room, so being a defendant in a criminal jury trial is possibly the most unbearable situation imaginable. Plus, he has no defense that any jury would possibly buy. If the drugs don't get suppressed for a bad warrant (they won't), then he's taking a plea. If he goes to trial, then he's legitimately insane.
 
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