African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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Black people: if you get pulled over, follow these steps.

  1. Be as cooperative as possible.
  2. Don't raise your voice if you don't need to.
  3. Follow all commands as closely as possible.
  4. Limit communication if necessary.
  5. Don't smoke in the car.
  6. Know how to look up a lawyer.
TLDR: don't act out.
 
Always remember that you are a human being with inalienable rights, including the right to never be pulled over for any reason, and the best way to assert that right is to threaten to drive away, threaten the cop, or both.
 
The Last Stand said:
Black people: if you get pulled over, follow these steps.

  1. Be as cooperative as possible.
  2. Don't raise your voice if you don't need to.
  3. Follow all commands as closely as possible.
  4. Limit communication if necessary.
  5. Don't smoke in the car.
  6. Know how to look up a lawyer.
TLDR: don't act out.
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On the contrary if you really wanna be GANGSTA and get those RESPEKTS

1. don't do nothang they say
2. shout, it silences them so you must be winning
3. pretend you have a weapon and intend to use it, keep the bastards on their toes
4. don't stop talking, if you do they might start and ya can't let em win. implicate yourself with unrelated crimes to show what a badass you are
5. ????
6. yo what the fuck mang why am i on the hood now i dindu nuffin
 
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I hope all Kiwis are having a TND
 
The Last Stand said:
Black people: if you get pulled over, follow these steps.

  1. Be as cooperative as possible.
  2. Don't raise your voice if you don't need to.
  3. Follow all commands as closely as possible.
  4. Limit communication if necessary.
  5. Don't smoke in the car.
  6. Know how to look up a lawyer.
TLDR: don't act out.
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You could have just said "don't act like a nigger".

There are only about 101 videos from black parents addressed to black teenagers and who state how evil white police are and how they want to kill you and throw you in jail for life and just about every fucking video contains or begins with something along the lines with "we want you home safe so even though they and all other white people are pure evil you don't act rude, try to physically fight them or act like you are reaching for gun and it'll be OK" Simply proving %90 of police escalations from minor traffic infractions that lead to felony assault on police officer charges, and all related and by far majority because the nig behind the wheel chose to go that way.

I talk a lot of shit but Chris Rock was always great.

 
The Last Stand said:
Black people: if you get pulled over, follow these steps.

  1. Be as cooperative as possible.
  2. Don't raise your voice if you don't need to.
  3. Follow all commands as closely as possible.
  4. Limit communication if necessary.
  5. Don't smoke in the car.
  6. Know how to look up a lawyer.
TLDR: don't act out.
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I like to put my car keys on the dash so that the cop knows I'm not running, and usually I put my illegal guns and weed up there too.
 
Though this is hardly a nigger-specific behavior, the sheboon's transition from bad bitch to the world's biggest pussy while piling up charges on herself is still as entertaining as ever:
I'm of the opinion that bodycam footage like this should be shown in correctional facilities if the convict starts acting out of line so they end up never hearing the end of it.
 
Belisarius Cawl said:
Though this is hardly a nigger-specific behavior, the sheboon's transition from bad bitch to the world's biggest pussy while piling up charges on herself is still as entertaining as ever:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=18ETCABPAhEI'm of the opinion that bodycam footage like this should be shown in correctional facilities if the convict starts acting out of line so they end up never hearing the end of it.
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i'm sorry why does the thumbnail look like footage of some anomalous forest beast being caught on tape
are her dreads alive??
 
Nigger is afraid he’ll be killed so flees from the cops. He says the same shit over and over about having kids. Apes like this need to lose their ability to reproduce.
 
Evilronald said:
Just imagine how much better society would be if none of these subhumans were here. The cops and emergency services waste so much time and money dealing with these parasites.
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Ol' Honest Abe wanted to send them back to Africa after whupping those rebels, but some Hollywood fag had to ruin it.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
Show some respect, they built America, you know!
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if you consider they were just tools used by the whites, then yes, you could argue they did
but if you're gonna allot them that credit, i think the trusty hammer and modest donkey deserve a little more

Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Ol' Honest Abe wanted to send them back to Africa after whupping those rebels, but some Hollywood fag had to ruin it.
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this is why you never do things in two parts
you might die halfway through and someone will assume step A was the whole plan
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
This is precisely what Planned Parenthood is for. Margaret Sanger hated blacks like you wouldn't believe.
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Why do you think she's venerated as saint by so many?
The Taco Santo! said:
Show some respect, they built America, you know!
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And the pyramids. Don't forget those.

They were samurai, too.

Africa, though. Odd they never found time to do anything there.
 
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