💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

He could have read the instructions which said, "the latch is only used for transportation and storage" in other words you're not supposed to use it while cooking. Anybody who knows the first thing about cooking knows that steam builds up and needs to escape. A flimsy plastic latch is not able to hold back that kind of pressure.

He took it down because the company threatened to sue as he admitted at the start he doesn't read the instructions. And then later on did a redo where he carefully read them and the omelette came out as it was supposed to.

This is a perfect summary of why Jack is ridiculous; and it's only addressing one of the obvious instances of user error and his penchant for reacting to his own incompetence in the manner of a wounded narcissist, then documenting and publishing it with all the pride of a toddler showing his mom that he's made a poop in the training potty.

The more a person knows about not only the fundamentals of cooking, but how it pertains to chemistry, water physics, food pathology/immunobiology, nutrition, metallurgy, or even thermodynamics, the funnier Jack is. He is implausibly hopeless.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Jack is a fat piece of crap.mp3
Dear, Fat piece of crap,

I can't believe you make a living eating poison​

No wonder your arm doesn't work like it used to

-Jack Scalfani in a letter to himself 2024​

Is this LLM (should be labeled) or did he actually say this?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Is this LLM (should be labeled) or did he actually say this?

He said it on the live stream today

 

[Aunt Carol]

Probably late on this, but I ran across frozen "pizza bowls" at the grocery store. Didn't pick one up, for multiple reasons, but the label confirmed it's just cheese and pizza toppings in a microwavable plastic bowl, for sale at the regular supermarket:

They've got the protein content on the front, but I'm pretty sure this isn't health food:

Then again, it's less than 100% of your sodium RDA, so that's a plus.

Was Jack saying something about topping-only pizzas recently, or did I just make a really understandable confabulation?

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Probably late on this, but I ran across frozen "pizza bowls" at the grocery store. Didn't pick one up, for multiple reasons, but the label confirmed it's just cheese and pizza toppings in a microwavable plastic bowl, for sale at the regular supermarket:
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They've got the protein content on the front, but I'm pretty sure this isn't health food:
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Then again, it's less than 100% of your sodium RDA, so that's a plus.

Was Jack saying something about topping-only pizzas recently, or did I just make a really understandable confabulation?

I've seen these in grocery stores, too. Papa John's and others offer similar monstrosities.

 

[p1138]

Is this LLM (should be labeled) or did he actually say this?

Remember, Fatty's idea of poison = sugar(only because he's diabetic, and even then he has no idea wtf sugars actually are other than granulated sugar and maybe HFCS) and vegetables. His comments aren't as self-reflective as you think they are once you apply Fatty's mushbrain as context.

They've got the protein content on the front, but I'm pretty sure this isn't health food:

For Fatty that's practically a superfood. Meat, cheese, and grease in a microwaveable bowl. The only thing wrong with it is that it's only 510 calories, or roughly 10% of his daily intake.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Does anybody know where Jimmy streams?

 

[AnOminous]

CU piggy!

Bagged cheese and Rao sauce. Pig disgusting. He's gurgling like a death rattle too.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Does anybody know where Jimmy streams?

He streams on Twitch, here: https://www.twitch.tv/jasgamingentertainment/

Jack's live with Jimmy today was utterly unhinged. It was pretty much the shittiest A&N posters distilled. I won't be surprised if it gets a community strike.

 

[AnOminous]

He took it down because the company threatened to sue as he admitted at the start he doesn't read the instructions. And then later on did a redo where he carefully read them and the omelette came out as it was supposed to.

They didn't just threaten to, they actually did sue him.

Telebrands Corp. v. GiveMe, Inc., 2:18-cv-00198, (D.N.J.).

 

[Why am I doing this?]

They didn't just threaten to, they actually did sue him.

Telebrands Corp. v. GiveMe, Inc., 2:18-cv-00198, (D.N.J.).

After adding the eggs and other ingredients into the well and closing the well, Scalfani turns the unit over, and, after some time, the unit pops open and the omelet comes out. The unit does not explode into a ball of fire.

Emphasis mine.

 

[Blue Banana]

Probably late on this, but I ran across frozen "pizza bowls" at the grocery store. Didn't pick one up, for multiple reasons, but the label confirmed it's just cheese and pizza toppings in a microwavable plastic bowl, for sale at the regular supermarket:

For Fatty that's practically a superfood. Meat, cheese, and grease in a microwaveable bowl. The only thing wrong with it is that it's only 510 calories, or roughly 10% of his daily intake.

Are you fucking kidding me? That's disgusting. Jack would never eat this bowl of poison, which contains not one but two vegetables.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Are you fucking kidding me? That's disgusting. Jack would never eat this bowl of poison, which contains not one but two vegetables.
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jokes on you. tomato is a fruit. jack ALWAYS wins....... until his next stroke.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Then again, it's less than 100% of your sodium RDA, so that's a plus.

Of course unlike Jack you also wouldn't eat three of them for lunch.

jokes on you. tomato is a fruit. jack ALWAYS wins....... until his next stroke.

Name in Latin means "wolf peach". Wolves are meat, therefore tomatoes are meat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why would you need one in first place?

The idea is you contact it and tell it when to start / stop and can do things like check the temperature from your phone. It's for lazy people like Fatty.

Probably late on this, but I ran across frozen "pizza bowls" at the grocery store. Didn't pick one up, for multiple reasons, but the label confirmed it's just cheese and pizza toppings in a microwavable plastic bowl, for sale at the regular supermarket:
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They've got the protein content on the front, but I'm pretty sure this isn't health food:
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Then again, it's less than 100% of your sodium RDA, so that's a plus.

Was Jack saying something about topping-only pizzas recently, or did I just make a really understandable confabulation?

I get having a product like that as some people are anti-carbs, anti-gluten and all that but still want pizza. Like Fatty did during his keto and Body by Sanford larp where he and Hammy would order a pizza and just eat the toppings. Or there was a place where they served pizza bowls like this. He was of course really happy with those things.

 

[Adamska]

Are you fucking kidding me? That's disgusting. Jack would never eat this bowl of poison, which contains not one but two vegetables.
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Jack often forgets how many of his favorite slop piles of meat n cheese need a couple of vegetables to properly work.

As for the oven review? It's "fat retarded kid tries to show off toy to stave off self loathing/try to get friends" again. Its only value is he again undercooks the pizza due to terror at browned crusts, and CU Piggy's on screen. That's literally it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The idea is you contact it and tell it when to start / stop and can do things like check the temperature from your phone. It's for lazy people like Fatty.

It's still a strange feature: if you have something that needs to be on/off at a VERY specific time, or has extremely finicky temperature requirements, that's the opposite of Crock-Pot cooking. You put stew or chili in your Crock-Pot, maybe some slow-cooking meat. How long? Until done. What temperature? Choose from LO, HI and off. No such thing as a stew emergency.

 

[p1138]

It's still a strange feature: if you have something that needs to be on/off at a VERY specific time, or has extremely finicky temperature requirements, that's the opposite of Crock-Pot cooking. You put stew or chili in your Crock-Pot, maybe some slow-cooking meat. How long? Until done. What temperature? Choose from LO, HI and off. No such thing as a stew emergency.

Even then, the most basic step up of crock pots will have a timer that'll switch to a warming setting after 4, 6, 8, or whatever hours. Wifi or bluetooth in a crockpot is a stupid feature looking for a problem so $2 worth of electronics can be used to jack the price up another $30 and fail in 5 years so, instead of lasting a few decades like a basic model would.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

It's amazing how much useless kitchen junk he has bought over the past year especially. Tammy has to be throwing out the vast majority of this shit or else they wouldn't have any room to waddle/roll around the house. Does Jagoff also give away useless kitchen appliances to the homeless?

 

[p1138]

It's amazing how much useless kitchen junk he has bought over the past year especially. Tammy has to be throwing out the vast majority of this shit or else they wouldn't have any room to waddle/roll around the house. Does Jagoff also give away useless kitchen appliances to the homeless?

I doubt Fatty gives anything away. Plus, you can see into the garage in this video in the first couple of minutes. Air fryers sitting on top of boxes of other kitchen shit, u-haul boxes full of bullshit, a case of Fatty's baby wipes stacked on top of those

They don't park in the garage, it's literally just full of Fatty's random gadget trash months after they had already been in that house. This is the same video where he makes Tammy setup another grill for him, while Jr walks by at one point doing nothing because he needed to get back to playing xbox. This was also during his random putting stock images of pets into the thumbnails phase making it look like the video is about smoking dog brisket)along with dog taquitos and cat meat tacos, seriously in that thumbnail there's an arrow pointing from the cat to the taco thing).