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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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He's just mad he can't dox whoever wronged him and have an Internet beef with them.

Aero Mexico scored a W over Ralph and made him look like a whiny bitch
 
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Ralph pretending to care about any of his children is my personal favorite thing he does. It's the most obvious lie out of everything he's said/done and it never stops being funny.

It's the long way around for him to make a buck off being the outcast father, muh parental rights, women are evil etc etc
 
Null said:
I have flown tens of thousands of miles on dozens of flights and not once have I ever missed a flight, nevermind been fucking removed from a plane. Twice.

These are not normal problems. Thousands fly every day. Only Ralph is too fucking stupid to manage.
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With the levels of drunk I've seen people on flights, Ralph must have been extra fucked up to not be let on (and probably belligerent based on his history on airplanes)
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Almost like this wouldn't happen if you didn't put yourself in a self-imposed hellish exile to a 3rd world country. But, keep on trucking, Ralph!
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You don’t understand. Women wouldn’t render their garments unto the Ralphamale by the mere sight of his Gringo Dollur if he was in the USA. Also he’d have to pay off his SonyUSA PlayStation credit card, but that’s not the important thing here.
 
90% of me finds this hilarious. The remaining 10% is sad imagining Xander having to be told that daddy isn’t coming after all. I forget how old he is exactly, but kids remember that.
 
RAT Team Six said:
90% of me finds this hilarious. The remaining 10% is sad imagining Xander having to be told that daddy isn’t coming after all. I forget how old he is exactly, but kids remember that.
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Faith probably tells him Ralph is a friend of hers or at best uncle Ralph.
 
Beavis said:
Faith probably tells him Ralph is a friend of hers or at best uncle Ralph.
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That is called parental alienation and would absolutely not be allowed by the court. Plus, Ralph has seen his son before and talked to him, so I’m sure he knows that pig is his father, for better or for worse.
 
RAT Team Six said:
90% of me finds this hilarious. The remaining 10% is sad imagining Xander having to be told that daddy isn’t coming after all. I forget how old he is exactly, but kids remember that.
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He's 3, but more or less doesn't see Ralph as a father, more of, just some guy that visited him when he was a toddler, and Faith telling him that he's his father, and not her current fiancé. When he's old enough to understand how he doesn't look like anything like his stepdad, Faith will tell him the truth one day because Ralph isn't going to live long enough to see Xander grow up, and is genuinely only living to spite the A-Logs, he doesn't care about his kids, exes (except Nora), friends or even himself.
 
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