🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
- Thread starter PhoBingas
- Start date
-
🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
Rage Pig
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2022
Hahaha, piggy xannied out to the max unable to function, cries racism like the shitlib he is. I thought the white man with the blue eyes, the Aryan god, is being treated like a king by those filthy brown peasants?
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2016
Updated list of people out to get Ralph:
-Kiwifarms
-The country of Portugal
-Jim Metokur (deep state)
-Joshua Moon
-The country of Israel
-Nora (indirectly)
-Harry Morris
-Alexander Vickers
-Pippa Pipkin and other anime vtubers
-Grace Thorp
-The Gator Gamer
-Nicholas J Fuentes
-Andy Warski (Fucked Nora lol)
-Zidan (operating from the shadows)
-Adrienne Blair
-The US Government
-Nicholas Rekieta
-Gabe Hoffman and the IDF
-Cleo the cat
-Killer Keemstar
-Claudia Sheinbaum (Future jewish president of Mexico, head of the 13th tribe of Israel)
-Aero Mexico
All in alliance, always 10 steps ahead of Ralph.
-Kiwifarms
-The country of Portugal
-Jim Metokur (deep state)
-Joshua Moon
-The country of Israel
-Nora (indirectly)
-Harry Morris
-Alexander Vickers
-Pippa Pipkin and other anime vtubers
-Grace Thorp
-The Gator Gamer
-Nicholas J Fuentes
-Andy Warski (Fucked Nora lol)
-Zidan (operating from the shadows)
-Adrienne Blair
-The US Government
-Nicholas Rekieta
-Gabe Hoffman and the IDF
-Cleo the cat
-Killer Keemstar
-Claudia Sheinbaum (Future jewish president of Mexico, head of the 13th tribe of Israel)
-Aero Mexico
All in alliance, always 10 steps ahead of Ralph.
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2021
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2019
Im sure not speaking the language helped this situation, maybe they weren’t impressed by the pesos? Should’ve flashed a dollar!
Also his extra rage indicates the person must’ve been female
Also his extra rage indicates the person must’ve been female
- Joined
- Sep 9, 2021
He's been there almost 2 years now and can't speak the fucking language is one of the funniest things about this, flees the country his daddy gave him and doesn't even bother to learn the language of the country he fled to.
The Dumbest Gringo in Merida
Rage Pig
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2022
It's so funny that he thinks posting his Ls on Twitter makes him look cool. DO YOU UNNERSTAND??? This is the best part:
Throws a tantrum like a little toddler, not unlike Baldo throwing the search warrant to the ground. The Mexican cops should've clobbered him green and blue for being a disrespectful little cunt.
Throws a tantrum like a little toddler, not unlike Baldo throwing the search warrant to the ground. The Mexican cops should've clobbered him green and blue for being a disrespectful little cunt.
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2016
I’m guessing he’s not gonna make it to SANDY EGGO, AWGUSS THURR is he boys?
I can’t believe you think you could do a list like that and get away with leaving out PPP, the closeted homosexual beluga of the great north
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2017
Ralph has been kicked off of 109 planes. It can't be coincidence.
- Joined
- Dec 12, 2022
Why didn't he just flash his baby blues and make all their panties drop?
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2016
Maybe he ran out of his infamous Gringo Dollars after he bought the Starlink setup to own Johm Pottur. He might not be able to get to see his son but now his internet connection will always have FIVE BAR DAYS, AYLAWGZ!
EDIT: if he was able to show his Gringo Dollar to have fine Mexican prostitutes render their garments, then he should be able to show his Gringo Dollar to have AeroMex render their finest first class travel to the Ralphamale…unless Ralph is a brokie bish!
Last edited:
- Joined
- Oct 10, 2014
I had a buddy who went to cancun for one of those resort things and had an early flight. Said they almost didn't let him in the plane because he was extra hung over and they thought he was drunk.
Ralph was absolutely plastered.
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2021
"don't let you board the 2nd flight for no reason"
= he didn't double-check flight times, missed his flight, and then assumed he could just walk on to the next flight so killed time getting ripped and (more) belligerent
"my first visit with my SON"
Laaaaahhhsss.
What racism did he allege? Didn't see that in the other linked images.
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2016
Over/Under odds on us getting a new Pillstream tonight? If Ralph can’t get to Sandy Eggo, I’m anticipating him holing up in a hotel somewhere in Mexico City with a bottle of rotgut tequila and a handful of “””prescribed””” Mexican pharmacy Xanax
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2021
I hope there's body cam footage. That'd be so fucking funny
- Joined
- Nov 14, 2012
I have flown tens of thousands of miles on dozens of flights and not once have I ever missed a flight, nevermind been fucking removed from a plane. Twice.
These are not normal problems. Thousands fly every day. Only Ralph is too fucking stupid to manage.
These are not normal problems. Thousands fly every day. Only Ralph is too fucking stupid to manage.
- Joined
- Aug 20, 2020
My guess is he missed flight 176 and was offered to fly with 178, alternatively he missed 178 and was offered 184. I tend to think it's first flight since he still has to cross the border and find his keed in Sandy Ego, so it makes sense it was earlier flight.
However he did start complaining about Mexico City airport as early as 9:40 AM
so why he would miss flight at 11:32 (delayed 30 min)
Maybe he was the reason for the delay.
At 12:55 pm second flight took off. Ralph started seething on twitter at 1:40 PM, so there is 45 min delay since the plane took off and his twatter tantrum.