💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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Super Hans v2 said:
There's a retarded theory on right-wing YouTube that the left is 'going to put the woke away' to try to hold onto power, one of those things being blatant promotion of illegal immigrants. So, if they win in November, or Trump, where part of his RNC speech was stopping just short of saying 'And I'm calling it Operation Wetback 3,' Jack being a retard thinks things are going to change.
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If my ethnicity/heritage were as questionably swarthy as Jack's I might keep my mouth shut instead of championing the idea of "if it ain't white it ain't right"....
 
Super Hans v2 said:
Forgive me for asking a question I already know the answer to, but what's wrong with potatoes or rice in Tex-Mex? I use potatoes all the time as a meat replacement for vegans or as a filler for those who aren't and it's great.
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Forgive me for shitting on you for asking a stupid question, but you just used "meat replacement" and "filler" in asking what's wrong with shitty restaurant food.

P.S. I have zero vegan friends, and if I had any vegan friends, I wouldn't cook for them. I have standards.
Sailor Troon said:
Probably excellent condition since it's barely used!
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Barely used, never cleaned.
 
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
There was also the Red Copper Chef which "exploded" on him. He was threatened with a lawsuit by the product's makers for this video, so he removed it from YouTube, but it's still up on his old Twitch channel.

https://twitch.tv/videos/210052069
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thank you noble jackstorian for this jewel of a video. jack vs. "as-seen-on-tv" garbage gadget #1,923,343 is an epic showdown. the piece of shit cooker leaping into the air and vomiting out the omelettes is hilarious, jack's righteous finger-poking fury directed at the camera is hilarious, him talking to the indian customer service drone who's never so much as seen one of these products irl ever and doesn't give a shit is hilarious as well.

scalfatty used to be SO much funnier...
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
He gave a bad review to a Wi-Fi enabled Crockpot because he couldn't figure out how to connect it to Wi-Fi.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ixr5umAhq_Q
There was also the Red Copper Chef which "exploded" on him. He was threatened with a lawsuit by the product's makers for this video, so he removed it from YouTube, but it's still up on his old Twitch channel.

https://twitch.tv/videos/210052069
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I must have forgotten to take my brain worm pills, because Jack's reaction to the exploding omelette maker seems... perfectly reasonable? He tried repeating the process to make sure it wasn't a fluke, he asked a customer service representative if he was doing something wrong and then he checked to see if other people were having the same problem. Short of disassembling the device and looking for manufacturing errors or design flaws, what else could he have done?
 
Why am I doing this? said:
I must have forgotten to take my brain worm pills, because Jack's reaction to the exploding omelette maker seems... perfectly reasonable?
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i agree his response is basically reasonable, but it's jack, so it's funny.

it's also remarkable how LITTLE cheese he puts on those omelettes, compared to the way he does things more recently
 

Dear, Fat piece of crap,

I can't believe you make a living eating poison​
No wonder your arm doesn't work like it used to

-Jack Scalfani in a letter to himself 2024​
 
I am Jack's dead arm said:
Maybe the gravy train is ending? You just know Jack is going to be looking for top dollar for his Chineseium crap and will immediately run to FB to whine about how "cheap" his neighbors are because they didn't want to pay $100 for his grease stained Xiaobabycool Deep Fryer Max 2000.
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He'll totally be like Chris-chan who was trying to sell his porn collection for like $700 because that's what he paid for it and of course NO HAGGLE!

So Fatty would insist that his Chinesium pan that he used once and cost him $50 be sold for $50 because it's totally like new.

Neko GF said:

AMOPATIO PIZZA OVEN REVIEW​

(08/02/24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aI0DPyvZ3vYPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=aI0DPyvZ3vY
SaveTube.App-AMOPATIO PIZZA OVEN REVIEW-(480p).mp4
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Of course, more Chinesium crap. Amopatio is owned by Yiwu Jiexin Electronic Commerce Co., Ltd out of China. No wonder it's only $100.

Flonominal88 said:
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If you're not an asshole they don't mess with your food. If you are then it's 50/50.

Fatty is an asshole so they mess with his food.

Why am I doing this? said:
I must have forgotten to take my brain worm pills, because Jack's reaction to the exploding omelette maker seems... perfectly reasonable? He tried repeating the process to make sure it wasn't a fluke, he asked a customer service representative if he was doing something wrong and then he checked to see if other people were having the same problem. Short of disassembling the device and looking for manufacturing errors or design flaws, what else could he have done?
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He could have read the instructions which said, "the latch is only used for transportation and storage" in other words you're not supposed to use it while cooking. Anybody who knows the first thing about cooking knows that steam builds up and needs to escape. A flimsy plastic latch is not able to hold back that kind of pressure.

He took it down because the company threatened to sue as he admitted at the start he doesn't read the instructions. And then later on did a redo where he carefully read them and the omelette came out as it was supposed to.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
Why would you need one in first place?
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I have never seen the need for WiFi crockpots.
It’s just a ploy to buy more expensive, easily broken pieces of shit.

Jack is becoming more insufferable by the day lately. Loves to see it.

Angry, half dead man, in a scooter, just yelling at the clouds. Good for you Jack.
 
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