💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

2012 has called. The Illuminatis are back.


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What is that avatar even? It looks so repulsive. It's something you just want to throw into a blender.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

His fat kid reptile brain is just so exhilarated by the feast of tortillas, plastic cheese and deep frier grease sprawling out in front of him that he completely forgets that he still needs to lie to his viewers about his "diet".

Yeah but you didn't actually see him eat the fries did you MOM? He just got them and then either gave them to a homeless person or brought them home for Jr to eat. Fatty honestly thinks that all he has to do is say he didn't eat them and automagically it's true and we all have to believe him.

What is that avatar even? It looks so repulsive. It's something you just want to throw into a blender.

He's hanging with bacon? Bacon is cool? Food is his only friend?

So many possibilities.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He's hanging with bacon?

As much as I'm sure he wants to, no bacon is thick cut enough for that to be possible.

 

[Andoxico]

2012 has called. The Illuminatis are back.


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Biblically speaking, Christians originally believed the world is more or less run by Satan through "powers and principalities" and that the rapture is when the Kingdom of God descends from Heaven and will be an actual physical kingdom here on earth that the righteous will inhabit. I don't know how common that belief is anymore but most of the culty Christians (which probably includes most evangelicals) still believe it. Seedless to nay, Jack's church is probably one of those that still preach apocalypticism.

 

[mawrieposter]

Jack's church is probably one of those that still preach apocalypticism.

It's a very straightforward ideology: evil is everywhere, Israel and America are badass, and one day Jesus will return to affirm Jack's exact political views. Jack is a simple man, he doesn't have the time or energy for more complicated nonsense like ecumenicism, original sin, or the Bible

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Biblically speaking, Christians originally believed the world is more or less run by Satan through "powers and principalities" and that the rapture is when the Kingdom of God descends from Heaven and will be an actual physical kingdom here on earth that the righteous will inhabit. I don't know how common that belief is anymore but most of the culty Christians (which probably includes most evangelicals) still believe it. Seedless to nay, Jack's church is probably one of those that still preach apocalypticism.

Jack's pastor recently talked about "demons and principalities", so that's probably where he got it from, because you know he doesn't have an original thought in his beluga-shaped head.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack is a simple man eager to complicate anything by lying about it for no reason. And when there is a reason, it's so he can eat more.

 

[Andoxico]

Jack's pastor recently talked about "demons and principalities", so that's probably where he got it from, because you know he doesn't have an original thought in his beluga-shaped head.

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lol I've never attended a sermon in my life and he used the exact phrase "powers and principalities"
BUUUT I digress...

 

[densedance]

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

So what did you guys think of that video of Tammy and Jack with their church friends talking about how they want Palestine glassed?

It’s a terrible, boneheaded take from hamburger Americans who are entirely bamboozled by the ADL handlers who have their claws around the necks of southern politics and leaders of churches. It’s a low-information / selective conclusion that is entirely too simplistic, and shared by far too many Americans who allow themselves to be bamboozled. Many such cases.


Did you think we would defend Jack here?

 

[lindsayfan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qrca5AAKI3w

i spent the last third of the video anxiously waiting to find out whether he fed the stray cat. of course, it's rob, so i needn't have worried.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack's pastor recently talked about "demons and principalities", so that's probably where he got it from, because you know he doesn't have an original thought in his beluga-shaped head.

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This guy looks like he's seen more choir boy penises than jr.

If you said what's the weirdo who hangs out in parking lot and follows guys into sex shops, AI would print that exact picture.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

This guy looks like he's seen more choir boy penises than jr.

If you said what's the weirdo who hangs out in parking lot and follows guys into sex shops, AI would print that exact picture.

Most of those "cool" pastors/ministers come off like that. Jack just probably likes him because he can watch 30 second TikToks versus actually paying attention for a 20/30 minute sermon.

 

[Bassomatic]

Most of those "cool" pastors/ministers come off like that. Jack just probably likes him because he can watch 30 second TikToks versus actually paying attention for a 20/30 minute sermon.

Obviously, religion or Christianity isn't alone in trying to "be hip" or get something complicated into a tweet. But it's impossible.

The Bible has been translated 100+ times for different reasons using different people etc. It's probably one of the most complicated things in humanity.

Out side of "Jesus Good devil bad"
Trying to make sense of a single verse people have dedicated entire LIVES to and not "finished". When you make shit for the dunning Kruger people itll always be cringe.

I have once met a dumb dumb who thought heart surgery was a rip off, it's easy... Break ribs take out old heart out new one in zap sew shut. He couldn't keep a forklift job but he legitimately felt he was surgeon smart.

Reminds me of Jack.

 

[Puggers]

Tammy finally forcing Jack to sell all of his garbage? If you're local run don't walk. You may have a chance to purchase his pressure cooker..

 

[Flonominal88]

Tammy finally forcing Jack to sell all of his garbage? If you're local run don't walk. You may have a chance to purchase his pressure cooker..

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I don’t even want to think about what kind of condition their stuff would be in

 

[Space Police]

I don’t even want to think about what kind of condition their stuff would be in

Probably excellent condition since it's barely used!

 

[biggacracka]

Probably excellent condition since it's barely used!

Yeah but the layer(s) of grease I'll need to remove to use it makes it a deal breaker

 

[Super Hans v2]

Probably excellent condition since it's barely used!

On the other hand, everything could be half-rusted from being left to rot in the smoker graveyard for years.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Tammy finally forcing Jack to sell all of his garbage? If you're local run don't walk. You may have a chance to purchase his pressure cooker..

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Maybe the gravy train is ending? You just know Jack is going to be looking for top dollar for his Chineseium crap and will immediately run to FB to whine about how "cheap" his neighbors are because they didn't want to pay $100 for his grease stained Xiaobabycool Deep Fryer Max 2000.