💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Andoxico]

Forgive me for asking a question I already know the answer to, but what's wrong with potatoes or rice in Tex-Mex? I use potatoes all the time as a meat replacement for vegans or as a filler for those who aren't and it's great.

It's not MEAT and MEAT GUD

 

[Miltank]

Forgive me for asking a question I already know the answer to, but what's wrong with potatoes or rice in Tex-Mex? I use potatoes all the time as a meat replacement for vegans or as a filler for those who aren't and it's great.

What andoxico said. But also possibly in a futile attempt to keep larping as carnivore.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GN7_66I6iHE

Fucking two orders of nacho fries. Who is he still trying to fool with this carnivore larp?

people like Jack and Evangelicals are probably the reason a lot of people mock christianity and are anti-religion.

Oh no that is totally why people mock Christians. It's because of faggots like Fatty who act all holier than thou yet are some of the worst examples of humans out there.

Tammy thinks the quesadilla is fine, Jack disagrees: “Yeah, they didn’t put a lot in there did they. Do you think that’s filled enough? You’re okay then? Okay. Alright. If you feel that’s enough, I would be like, eh, it’s not true cantina quesadillas."

A quesadilla isn't supposed to be stuffed full of everything. It's a little bit of this, some of that and cheese. It's not supposed to be like a burrito.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

The absolute worst gas, that shitty E85 crap, for instance, which contains varying amounts of ethanol, loses something like 27% MPG as it approaches 85% ethanol. That's less than a third.

E85 sucks for MPG, but it's also pretty much just subsidized race fuel because of how stupendously knock resistant it is and it even "burns cooler" so boosted cars can run significantly higher boost pressures than they ever could with pump gas. Getting the same horsepower from classic hydrocarbons requires some really, really expensive special fuel.

 

[ZipDisk]

The bluish white was the problem with the temporary kitchen. Why he decided to carry it over to a recreation of his old kitchen is beyond me.
Wonder if we'll see any of the classics PCLM managed to bully him into removing. Time to eat yall.

Surprised he didn't pronounce cantina "cuntina" And of course, Jack is a world-renowned expert on what makes dining AUTHENTICALLY CANTINA. (Unironically if you explained what a cantina is, Jack would drool and Tammy would scowl because alcohol.)

Tammy being too stupid to refold a burrito was amusing. She looked at it like a puzzle she couldn't solve.

 

[semitooth]

Jack debates politics as well as he cooks his chicken

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edit: couldn't sleep so whipped this up, want to make a full compilation of all the grunts i can find since he had his last stroke, but that video could wind up being 3 hours.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

E85 sucks for MPG, but it's also pretty much just subsidized race fuel because of how stupendously knock resistant it is and it even "burns cooler" so boosted cars can run significantly higher boost pressures than they ever could with pump gas. Getting the same horsepower from classic hydrocarbons requires some really, really expensive special fuel.

Power leveling: I use E85 with tunes on my turbocharged engines. The octane rating is 110ish depending on the percentage of ethanol to gasoline. The fuel also cleans the engine but if any part in the fuel system is not made to handle E85 then it will be eaten away or heavily degraded with out special detergents added.

To bring this post on topic, who is he trying to fool with his carnivore diet?

Oh wait, himself because his brain is mush.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Forgive me for asking a question I already know the answer to, but what's wrong with potatoes or rice in Tex-Mex?

Adding to what has already been said, it can also a matter of preference. Be it prissiness, autism, or some other unknown reason, I dislike mixing carbs; I wouldn't go so far as pick them apart, or even comment on it if they were intermingled in a dish, but if given the choice I'd have only one type.

 

[Dead Air]

In other news tangentially related to Jack, Larry at the Wolfe Pit's very own mommywife had enough and left him.

 

[Bassomatic]

I definitely don't try to sperg on Jack's religion bullshit because regardless of your views or devotion to Christianity Jack is a larper. He uses it as a weapon only.

We all know he wants to be seen as a proud eye tal yun Tennessee vol, when he's really a fucking Cali a- rab.

Jack clearly drinks too much and lusts for cock to be a good "Islam"like his forefathers. He used his fake Christian act to wish death upon his own people "gas Palestine" because he wants to fit in with the whites who he is less scared of because they look European mostly (well not the Sephardic) .

That being said I hope his scam church says some retarded shit like if the earth was a globe the cross would spin and Jesus would have been free. Flat earth Jack would be hilarious.

There's literally not one aspect of jacks entire persona or life that's true. He's low IQ enough to think people fall for his lies and he's too narcissistic and stupid to remember he's lying esp post a few strokes he just says what he wants and at this point it's true because he said so to himself.

I honestly don't think he is aware he's lying anymore. But on a reduced capacity level not a egomaniac way like say DSP or Lucas Werner. He's so full of himself and stroked out his thoughts are if I say it it's true. So I can eat a whole loaf of garlic bread but I don't take pictures it doesn't count. 10 mins later he forgot he ate it and no video evidence ergo never happened.

I hope that vid gets struck. What a shit show and doing that in restaurant even a fast food joint is just disgusting. Taco Bell being somehow grosser than subway and still in this day and age cheap. I hope Jack is angy Tammy said no to a sit down place and he had to have value meals.

 

[Postal Dude]

Who is he still trying to fool with this carnivore larp?

Himself

 

[Mundane Ralph]

In other news tangentially related to Jack, Larry at the Wolfe Pit's very own mommywife had enough and left him.

And then he broke every bone from the waist down and won't say how. I like to believe he jumped off a building.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

We all know he wants to be seen as a proud eye tal yun Tennessee vol, when he's really a fucking Cali a- rab.

Jack clearly drinks too much and lusts for cock to be a good "Islam"like his forefathers. He used his fake Christian act to wish death upon his own people "gas Palestine" because he wants to fit in with the whites who he is less scared of because they look European mostly (well not the Sephardic) .

He's hates people who are descendants of Southern Italians despite being one.

 

[Shartavius]

Himself

I can't help but wonder how Jack would react to being asked if lying about a diet can keep someone out of heaven. I don't know if his brain of cheese affords him the guile to angrily assert that Jesus has already forgiven him for any temptation he cannot resist between now and his Mr. Creosote-like demise.

 

[Tiresome]

And then he broke every bone from the waist down and won't say how. I like to believe he jumped off a building.

He was already in a wheelchair BEFORE all this happened. I hate to say it but I fear some truly epic redneck shit went down after dinner.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He used his fake Christian act to wish death upon his own people "gas Palestine" because he wants to fit in with the whites who he is less scared of because they look European mostly (well not the Sephardic) .

Jack's ancestral hatred for the Philistines can't be suppressed. Bred in the baking deserts of Arabia and the haunting shadows of the pyramids of Nubia, there is nothing in his heart but to destroy these people accursed by God.

 

[Miltank]

I can't help but wonder how Jack would react to being asked if lying about a diet can keep someone out of heaven. I don't know if his brain of cheese affords him the guile to angrily assert that Jesus has already forgiven him for any temptation he cannot resist between now and his Mr. Creosote-like demise.

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Even if it was a clearly written sin he would just cherry pick and do mental gymnastics to get around it,in his mind. just like how he deflects his lifelong sins of gluttony and greed

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even if it was a clearly written sin he would just cherry pick and do mental gymnastics to get around it

Meat and cheese together might be carnivore, but it sure isn't kosher.

Not that Jack has to keep kosher, but him saying they're in the same family is contradicting the Bible, even if it's contradicting a part where it gives dietary directions to a different group of people.

Some of the end-times-plz Christian groups do like to incorporate a cargo cult version of Judaism, but I think it's mostly decor based, like putting up hamsas and mezuzahs with machine-printed scrolls inside. Not really a Jack thing.


...Actually, by putting meat and cheese in the same group, Jack is anti-Bible, but in agreement with vegans. That's very progressive of him!

 

[densedance]

2012 has called. The Illuminatis are back.

 

[AbyssDweller]

I genuinely laughed at how much stupid shit Jack says in this one. At 1:21 Tammy says, "that's your burrito" and "this is is your street one", he was just too excited for Taco Bell to notice.
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• “I really have not met nasty people at Taco Bell, working at Taco Bell, they've always been nice. So I kinda think that people who work at Taco Bell love Taco Bell, they really do.”
• Seeing the amount of meat in the chalupas: “Huh, it’s funny cuz I wanted this to be a lousy video but I love when they impress us. Totally turns the review around.”
• Tammy likes that there's no rice in the burrito. Jack: "They didn’t fill it with potatoes or rice, which is really cool. So now when you pick that up, is it heavy? Got good weight to it? Is it warm? Yeah. Okay. Go ahead and give it a try.”
• Tammy thinks the quesadilla is fine, Jack disagrees: “Yeah, they didn’t put a lot in there did they. Do you think that’s filled enough? You’re okay then? Okay. Alright. If you feel that’s enough, I would be like, eh, it’s not true cantina quesadillas."
• She asks him how much it cost and he takes like 20 seconds to answer because "it keeps blurring up on my camera," he guesses random numbers until the camera focuses enough for him to read.
• He says they're going to bring the kids the rest of the food that Tammy didn't like.

Archive:
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TACO BELL - PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD
07/31/2024
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GN7_66I6iHE

Its not even just TamHam that blows up Jack's carnivore grift. At 6:29 the stupid motherfucker himself blurts out "yOu gOt sUm fRiEs OvEr ThErE fOr YoU tOo" in his repulsive strokevoice. His fat kid reptile brain is just so exhilarated by the feast of tortillas, plastic cheese and deep frier grease sprawling out in front of him that he completely forgets that he still needs to lie to his viewers about his "diet".