UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Glowing In The Streets said:
It's funny how over 50 years have passed and commies still fall to the same tricks
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If they were smart or able to recognize patterns, they wouldn't be commies.

STARS158 said:
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I can't believe you guys are just parroting the US state department propaganda what fools anyway here's a guy bought and paid for by the commies and he says everything is great.

STARS158 said:
You forgot about the Maidan coup already?
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> Invades neighboring country.
> Fails, stuck in a failed invasion against a country 1/5th its size, takes the "most incompetent invasion" title from WWII Italy
"Guys we had to invade because the corrupt government overthrow was a CIA op, like we had to blow up a childrens hospital because it was full of CIA agents."

Please fuck off back the soviet copebox.
 
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Glowing In The Streets said:
Presidential Candidate Edmundo Gonzalez challenges the election.
Claims to have the ballots that show his, mathematically irreversible (?), victory.

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I figure he de facto cucks out in two weeks, de jure cucks by October.

klarine said:
how much I prayed for this to happen during the whole guaido stupidity arc cannot be expressed into words
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Why? Why bother lifting a single finger trying to save a people too utterly buck broke and cucked to bother saving themselves?
Also, it'd be pointless. The Maduro cannot be churroed.

STARS158 said:
Maidan was 2014. 😆
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I'm sorry your gay-crush Putin's puppet slipped its strings and he's been seething so bad he recreated WWI. There. Now, Please go back to where you came from.
 
Adamska said:
If we gave that much of a fuck about the oil reserves, we'd have bent and begged for permission to send in our experts and parts to refurbish the refineries to the sour as fuck oil that comes out of the ground. So riddled with sulfur it can't be put in anything without heavy work. If we really wanted it, we'd have drone bombed Maduro to put in Guaido probably using unpopularity then.

Anti-westerners are universally pathetic and gay in my experience, and the ones in this thread that signed up to play 50 cent armies come off like the ones who'd refuse to ever leave the Potempkin villages of Caracas. And are too chickenshit to punch voters into silence.
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We used to refine all of our own gasoline, gasoline prices were the cheapest in the world but it didn't weighted as much because we had fuck ton of reserve oil and we refined in surplus.

Nowadays all our gasoline is bought imported from other countries at a great expense, which caused shortages, all of out thermal power stations are shut down which contributed to the awful state of the energy services. Is hilarious seeing soycucks blaming sanctions for us not being able to import food and medicine when whe covered our own internal demand of food with our own national productions before chavismo ruined every industry.
 
Glowing In The Streets said:
Can we expect a Jan 6th kind of event?
one that non-bovine Americans will celebrate cuz muh democracy?
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Venezuelans already ousted chavez in 2002 after a massive mass of people marched to the presidential palace. See, 11 abril 2002. Chavez killed a ton of people activating plan avila but that in turn caused the military to flip on him.

He was brought back two days later by politicucks
 
Ghostse said:
Why? Why bother lifting a single finger trying to save a people too utterly buck broke and cucked to bother saving themselves?
Also, it'd be pointless. The Maduro cannot be churroed.
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I just hate the idea of a fat man living a luxurious life on top of a bunch of starving south americans for the good of communism
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
We used to refine all of our own gasoline, gasoline prices were the cheapest in the world but it didn't weighted as much because we had fuck ton of reserve oil and we refined in surplus.
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You didn't refine your own gas. Chevron did, and they did it in state-side in TX and Louisana because the utter garbage high-sulfur Venezeulan sludge has to be cut with decent oil and chemicals to be able to make more than roofing tar. It was cheaper to ship it to the US, refine it, and then ship it back than deal with Venezuelan grift and laziness, and that was PRE-chavez.
There was domestic DIESEL production because there was enough oil that didn't reak of eggfarts in the region they could make bottom-tier diesel.You also had zero emissions controls so the fact it made sulfur dioxide that would then oxidize and combine with water to make to sulfuric acid wasn't a issues. Just like Brazil which is where the shit-tier diesel mostly went.

klarine said:
I just hate the idea of a fat man living a luxurious life on top of a bunch of starving south americans for the good of communism
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I get the impulse, but at some point you just have to respect the hustle and realize that the people have the government they want and deserve. It can't be replaced because the people are too completely and utterly brain broke to operate under any other. Look at what Democracy did for Iraq and Afghanistan.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Venezuela is officially not dollarized and national industries produce almost nothing so those dollars are mostly are just injected into the economy by government crooks who launder massive ammounts of money from illegals operations and can't take it overseas because of sanctions and from millions of venezuelans abroad that send their family whatever money they can.
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It's a test run for CBDC that they want for the rest of the planet. You're just the guinea pig.
 
some national guard getting his shit kicked



Ghostse said:
You didn't refine your own gas. Chevron did, and they did it in state-side in TX and Louisana because the utter garbage high-sulfur Venezeulan sludge has to be cut with decent oil and chemicals to be able to make more than roofing tar. It was cheaper to ship it to the US, refine it, and then ship it back than deal with Venezuelan grift and laziness, and that was PRE-chavez.
There was domestic DIESEL production because there was enough oil that didn't reak of eggfarts in the region they could make bottom-tier diesel.You also had zero emissions controls so the fact it made sulfur dioxide that would then oxidize and combine with water to make to sulfuric acid wasn't a issues. Just like Brazil which is where the shit-tier diesel mostly went.


I get the impulse, but at some point you just have to respect the hustle and realize that the people have the government they want and deserve. It can't be replaced because the people are too completely and utterly brain broke to operate under any other. Look at what Democracy did for Iraq and Afghanistan.
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i get the feeling from all your posts that your wife left you for a venezuelan
 
Elon will tap into his South African roots and conquer the lands that his ancestors couldn’t
 
>gives out superhero action figures of himself to starving children on christmas
>randomly chooses some literal who balkan shithole halfway across the world as his scapegoat for losing the election without elaboration
>claims the owner of twitter.com is going to invade his country with rockets and an army
>his signature is just him scratching the paper to see if his pen still has ink
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lolcow thread when?
He's the Niyazov of South America
 
Punished Magician said:
>gives out superhero action figures of himself to starving children on christmas
>randomly chooses some literal who balkan shithole halfway across the world as his scapegoat for losing the election without elaboration
>claims the owner of twitter.com is going to invade his country with rockets and an army
>his signature is just him scratching the paper to see if his pen still has ink
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lolcow thread when?
He's the Niyazov of South America
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No, he's the DSP of South America.
- Has bunch of paypigs who purport to hate him but keep funneling money his way anyway
- Should have failed when starting out, defies the odds and continues to make a living
- Undeserved success is only due to luck and incompetence of opposition, not due to any skills, knowledge or traits
- fat
- Continues to earn a comfortable living, but despite trying to convince himself and other that he matters, is a Literal Who? for normies.
- parasite who contributes nothing of value besides being a lolcow to laugh at and marvel how he manages to keep going.
- Will outlast all the haters

I haven't seen evidence he plays any luchador gatcha games, but if its found on his phone and its discovered 2% of VZ GDP was going to pulls after he dies it wouldn't shock me.

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
i get the feeling from all your posts that your wife left you for a venezuelan
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No. Sorry, I don't date women who are into bestiality.

You however have spent the past two decades being Chavez's wife. Ten years dead and he's still tearing that ass up.
 
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