💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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"They couldn't fathom adding two wings."

Wow, way to go, stroke boy.

Tell me you've never worked a tip-based job without telling me. I'll bet he "tipped" in 30 cents of pennies.
 
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WAAAAAAAA JACK DIDN'T GET A DRY RUB! THEY WERE MEAN TO JACK!
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this is my first time noticing the GM ┃ENTERTAINMENT bumper at the end there (which jack must've paid some pajeet $10 on Fiverr to make)
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The thing is, regular old buffalo sauce is just hot sauce and butter. Jack is OK with eating butter. The hot sauce is (or should be) just pureed peppers, vinegar and salt, and is about as nutritionally zero as red pepper flakes. So, there is no reason he couldn't have buffalo sauce wings unless having trace amounts of pepper in liquid somehow violates 'carnivore' but dried peppers in a rub doesn't.
And garlic / garlic powder. But all this does is show Fatty is really pushing hard on the larp because a dry rub wouldn't make any difference as most of those are just salt, spices and SHUGER as opposed to Frank's Hot Sauce:

Vinegar, Aged Cayenne Red Peppers, Salt, Water, Canola Oil, Paprika, Xanthan Gum, Garlic Powder, Natural Flavor, Dimethyl Silicone.
Jack wanted an excuse to be angy. That's all this is. He went in with a pent up butt mad and blames a local place for nothing.
My guess is they told him not to film which is a personal insult to him which is why he gave them such a bad score and suddenly everything was bad. Why else would we not see anything but pictures of the food and not them eating it?
 
My guess is they told him not to film which is a personal insult to him which is why he gave them such a bad score and suddenly everything was bad. Why else would we not see anything but pictures of the food and not them eating it?

Eventually, Jack will have made every restaurant in the zip code aware that some morbidly obese toad from Innsmouth wearing a child's baseball cap is liable to scoot in filming patrons trying to eat for "tax reasons" implausibly connected to the five ounce steak under twelve ounces of cold butter he demanded by gurgling and pointing to the menu with a non-functioning hand while his eyes pointed in two different directions like a gaping mudskipper. If Jack isn't banned from at least one restaurant by now, they have to be spitting in his food.
 
If the fat fuck wanted more wings he should have ordered an extra 5 and take the rest home. Restaurants don't let you add 2 extra unless it says so on the menu. He should stop eating out so much anyway if he is trying to stick to his carny diet.

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Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent! :story:

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Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent! :story:

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How the hell did Jack or his wife make the money need for this set up, or are they in a shit ton of debt?
 
Dry rub? What is this useless fat freak on about? I guarantee that he comes up with some kind of gay esoteric excuse to make them miserable. Will anything ever get an A in lardarse's book?

Maybe when I eat at some Chinese restaurant next time, I'll make their lives miserable by critiquing the lack of 8 types of MSG, enough to make Uncle Roger disperse all his seed onto portraits of Niggerella Lawson.
 
My guess is they told him not to film which is a personal insult to him which is why he gave them such a bad score and suddenly everything was bad. Why else would we not see anything but pictures of the food and not them eating it?
This has happened in a few of Jack’s JOTG videos, almost always because of some conflict with the staff.

Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent! :story:

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This looks like they slammed two separate kitchens together. I’m also (not) surprised they kept this camera angle because it’s not balanced - instead of the chef being front and center, he’s off to the left which doesn’t feel natural for a YouTube cooking video. And the viewer’s gaze is constantly being drawn opposite to the right where a lot of visual action is occurring. This misbalance is very subtly annoying and makes people watching the video subconsciously uncomfortable.

I can’t tell much about the fridge or the oven, but the microwave is pretty standard and makes me wonder why they were bitching about their appliances in the first place. But what do I care, Jack hasn’t been interested in his fans in years and is just ready to burn his twilight years on vanity projects and gluttony.
 
Im so happy he still does Jack on the go. It can be easy to almost feel bad watching a man decay and get worst with every "cooking" video that somehow is even a shadow of the old jack cooking videos. However when you watch jakc on the go you are rmeinded of what a fucking asshole entitled prick he is, and retarded. Its still same old jack fun and you don't feel bad at all
It's about the only thing he can still do as well as he used to, because all it consists of is this retarded one-armed fat fuck acting like a total asshole and throwing baby tantrums about nothing. The deterioration of the rest of his content has had only one real good effect, and that since he's mainly making retarded blobs of crap and then cooking them, it's kind of killed the "here's how I'd do this better" stuff that annoyed some people, because no shit, you can do what Jack does better by just NOT doing it.
 
Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent! :story:

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Why does Jack always have his camera setup to where the kitchen looks slanted? Is he constantly doing Tammy's patented gangster lean so they set the camera to make it look like he's standing up straight and then the whole kitchen is leaning?
 
If we take Jack at his word and believe he's actually lost weight (major X), there's no way he's lost anything but muscle.
 
Why does Jack always have his camera setup to where the kitchen looks slanted? Is he constantly doing Tammy's patented gangster lean so they set the camera to make it look like he's standing up straight and then the whole kitchen is leaning?

I think it's God giving us more and more of a Dutch Angle as a hint towards an impending stroke. It got really bad at the old place right before his 6th stroke.
 
God I'd have loved to see the construction plans and workers with this shit dual kitchen setup. Jack gurgling saying it's a pro kitchen and he's famous.

While the baffled contractor just starts sawing away to put another fridge in.
 
I think it's God giving us more and more of a Dutch Angle as a hint towards an impending stroke. It got really bad at the old place right before his 6th stroke.
God's laughing to St. Peter. "Watch this one, I'm gettin' him GOOD this time. Won't even be able to read after it."
 
Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent! :story:

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Such a retarded idea. I get it for large channels. I get it for folk that have millions of subs and get huge views. For a guy that can barely break 10K views on videos a over a month old this is not the way to go. Just use your regular kitchen to cook in. You don't need this extra space / setup. But it's all to feed his massive ego.
 
new video from rob & patti

maybe i'm just getting old or something but i genuinely, unironically enjoy these wholesome videos. the part where rob angrily berated the ice cream guy for not having donuts was a little jarring, as was the followup 5-minute rant to the camera about it, but oh well.
 
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