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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Super Hans v2 said:
Anyway, does Jack even vote? I can't imagine him having the patience to sit in a line for a few minutes without shooting his mouth off and getting his ass kicked by the geriatric poll workers, and as the USPS is communist he of course doesn't do mail-in voting, that'd be hypocritical.
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I’m torn because freeze peach, but I also don’t know if anyone who has had that many strokes should have any input on anything. Still more coherent and sentient than Biden I guess.
 
Polska krowa said:
He's always been a nutjob, but I feel like his trip to Ken Ham's Ark Experience really sent him off a cliff edge. I can remember Jack coming back from it and confidently asserting that the earth is ~6,000 years old.
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He's so easily led so long as the person leading is saying / doing things he likes.

He treats his brother Charles as the know it all when it comes to nutrition when I wouldn't take nutrition advice from him.

RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
I’m torn because freeze peach, but I also don’t know if anyone who has had that many strokes should have any input on anything. Still more coherent and sentient than Biden I guess.
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He's practically blind at this point and has admitted that he can only see blurry things or at least he did. I don't know if his vision has gotten better after the stroke but I'm betting it hasn't.

So he's not going to be able to fill out a ballot in any case. In other words he either needs somebody to fill out the ballot or he doesn't vote.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Charles is a fat fuck too, isn't he?
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From what we can see of him, Chuck is in decent shape for his age.
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Fatty got the worst genes of the lot. Jim is the gay one with the nips. Charles is the weirdo cult leader like one. I believe Charles is the one who got Fatty's stupid sauce into some walmart store stores, and also worked for the marketing for the crappy chinese audio company that just ripped shit off to sell a couple years back that prompted Fatty to restart his stupid podcast. He had the sense to avoid being the company rep in the videos about them with Fatty.
 
Polska krowa said:
Chuck is as bad as Jack, in fact, a lot of Jack's opinions are derivative of things Chuck has pulled out of thin air.
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Jack follows whatever Charles says to a T. I watched 3 minutes of his last stream before bailing when I realized it would be another political screed "Okay Gauyzzz, you have to do your research. Don't just believe everything. My brother Charles is very good at doing research" . Jack essentially outsources his tardsearch to Charles.

The only times Jack differs from Charles' take is when it has a potential to really fuck up fatass's lifestyle. For example, Charles told Jack that if he does carnivore he recommends seasoning with only salt and pepper and keeping cheese to a minimum. Of course to Jack not having 5 lbs of sam's club cheese and candy seasonings for his steaks is 100% haram so he went his own way on the carnivore diet. He still acts like he is doing the same diet as his brother when he talks about how Charles is "60 going on 30 guyzz litaralllee"
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Its funny he says this after saying this today

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Maybe he thinks Biden is stepping down now and is giving the Presidency to Harris? Which... would be her job anyways as that's literally the purpose of the VP?

Sometimes I feel we need a Retard to English dictionary to parse what Fatty is trying to say.

p1138 said:
Fatty got the worst genes of the lot.
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He can only blame his mother for that. Both of his other brothers are thin and at least one is in shape. And because he looks nothing like his brothers there's always been a rumor at least here that Fatty's mom cheated on Fatty's dad at some point or something.

Or the other story is he is his father's son and like his brother Jim he's a faggot who transferred his love of cock to food.
 
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