💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Feline Solution]

Jack is still rambling on Twitter
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Confirming Jack got shit taste even outside the kitchen.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I've never said it in the thread, but after moving from the upper Midwest to a part of the US where there are just so. many. Italians. , a lot of Italian-Americans act like Jack. I don't even mean the weight or diet-related parts, but the personality defects. The quick anger over minor petty things, the selfishness, the conservative Christian virtue signaling hypocrisy, and trashy behavior in general.

Stereotypes exist for a reason. A kernel of truth surrounded by exaggeration.

 

[Hamstirer]

They've already got Flamin' Hot pork rinds so it can't be too much of a stretch! Those would be amazing.

I think we need to trademark this idea. A little ® in the shape of a kf logo would make me extremely happy. @Null use you cheese contacts to make this happen.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack pretends Tammy isn't doing everything for him



Fortune Cookie Quotes



Jack still doesn't respect Elon's naming choices yet still calls it "X" in his streams

Political Sperging

 

[abobe]

His livestreams have gotten more crazy and conspiracy filled lately. I think he got bored just sitting on his ass one day and found his way to some conspiracy channels on Telegram. He also said Israel was fighting against hummus, before correcting himself.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

His livestreams have gotten more crazy and conspiracy filled lately. I think he got bored just sitting on his ass one day and found his way to some conspiracy channels on Telegram. He also said Israel was fighting against hummus, before correcting himself.

I just think he realized he's rolling into the grave and dropped his filter. It would explain the desperate bid for sales on Etsy, too.
Go all-in while you can. Unfortunately for him he's still very, very dumb.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I want to see Jack recreate homemade snacks and see how badly he fucks that up. Like homemade pop tarts, Cheetos, cheez it’s, etc

 

[WhoBusTank69]

homemade pop tarts

Mmm, hardtack with jelly filling

 

[Super Hans v2]

Political Sperging

The Civil fucking War didn't cause the 1864 presidential election to be delayed, much less cancelled. If an election gets cancelled, there's going to be bigger things to worry about than which set of baby rapists pretend to be the decision-makers.

Anyway, does Jack even vote? I can't imagine him having the patience to sit in a line for a few minutes without shooting his mouth off and getting his ass kicked by the geriatric poll workers, and as the USPS is communist he of course doesn't do mail-in voting, that'd be hypocritical.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Mmm, hardtack with jelly filling

That is burnt on one side because he didn't rotate them in the Chinesium toaster gadget.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His livestreams have gotten more crazy and conspiracy filled lately. I think he got bored just sitting on his ass one day and found his way to some conspiracy channels on Telegram. He also said Israel was fighting against hummus, before correcting himself.

Hummus isn't carnivore so Jack is anti-Hummus

 

[AnOminous]

Nice headphones retard. Fucking beluga head here streamed on mute for 7 mins then rage deleted it in DFE moment. If you want to look cool get AirPods Max. These look like you lost a bet

I like how they complement his bald head. Do they just give you a pair of these free to mock you if you're as bald and retarded as Jackoff?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I want to see Jack recreate homemade snacks and see how badly he fucks that up. Like homemade pop tarts, Cheetos, cheez it’s, etc

He's made "keto Cheeze-it's" previously which was just shreddy cheese baked onto a Silpat mat and then cut into squares. And the Cheetos were a recent failure.

But I shudder to consider what he'd come up with as a carnivore version of a Pop-Tart.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

But I shudder to consider what he'd come up with as a carnivore version of a Pop-Tart.

He's going to try and butterfly some chicken breasts one handed, then give them a liver pate filling and close them back up, before throwing them on the smoker with no further elaboration or seasoning.

 

[ZipDisk]

a lot of Italian-Americans act like Jack.

No. This is how Jack wishes things were. He loves pretending to be an italian.

Italian stupidity is not a match for Jack's petulance. Italians are inflexible and they like the way things are, so if you challenge them on anything, they bark like startled dogs.

Jack has the rage of a toddler. And he's a mutt, not an italian. All his new york shit is a larp.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

No. This is how Jack wishes things were. He loves pretending to be an italian.

Italian stupidity is not a match for Jack's petulance. Italians are inflexible and they like the way things are, so if you challenge them on anything, they bark like startled dogs.

Jack has the rage of a toddler. And he's a mutt, not an italian. All his new york shit is a larp.

Dude, his DNA test doesn't lie. If you're hung up on the Arab blood stuff, pretty much every Italian-American would have that too because they're largely from Sicily and there was a lot of Semitic mixing. The only thing that surprises me about Jack's Italian heritage is how little he harps on it, because all of the rest of them do it nonstop.

 

[Adamska]

He's made "keto Cheeze-it's" previously which was just shreddy cheese baked onto a Silpat mat and then cut into squares. And the Cheetos were a recent failure.

But I shudder to consider what he'd come up with as a carnivore version of a Pop-Tart.

That's just an Empanada. If I had to guess, he'd do sad frittata bullshit to make a pseudo crust for it out of egg, cheese, and that meat flour. As for the glaze, it'd probably just be butter or something.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Dude, his DNA test doesn't lie. If you're hung up on the Arab blood stuff, pretty much every Italian-American would have that too because they're largely from Sicily and there was a lot of Semitic mixing. The only thing that surprises me about Jack's Italian heritage is how little he harps on it, because all of the rest of them do it nonstop.

He used to bring up the fact he was a true Italian all the time in the early days. Then did the DNA test and found he was more Arab than Eye-talian and stopped bringing it up all the time.

That's just an Empanada. If I had to guess, he'd do sad frittata bullshit to make a pseudo crust for it.

That was the scary part.

And the filling would probably be just unseasoned meat and shreddy cheese before dipping it in more egg and crushed pork rinds and frying the whole thing.

 

[Polska krowa]

I do find it hilarious that Jack will rail against vegans for taking meat dishes and vegan-ifying them, yet he's completely OK to make all his favourite slop carnivore. He really is your stereotypical boomer... Rules for thee but not for me.

His livestreams have gotten more crazy and conspiracy filled lately. I think he got bored just sitting on his ass one day and found his way to some conspiracy channels on Telegram. He also said Israel was fighting against hummus, before correcting himself.

He's always been a nutjob, but I feel like his trip to Ken Ham's Ark Experience really sent him off a cliff edge. I can remember Jack coming back from it and confidently asserting that the earth is ~6,000 years old.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Dude, his DNA test doesn't lie. If you're hung up on the Arab blood stuff, pretty much every Italian-American would have that too because they're largely from Sicily and there was a lot of Semitic mixing. The only thing that surprises me about Jack's Italian heritage is how little he harps on it, because all of the rest of them do it nonstop.

Only if they emigrated from Southern Italy or Sicily, the Arabs never had meaningful presence much farther north than Apulia.