💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[beautiful person]

Tbh, Rackets always had a certain level of smug that I always found at least a little bit off-putting, even when I was legitimately watching him for the merits of his content. So there was always a little part of me that wanted him to get knocked down a peg or two. Just a little bit, so he could gain some humility.

But the "final straw" for me was the Balldo. I don't know how you can come back from publicly admitting, with no irony whatsoever, that you stick your testicles into your wife's anus, and get pleasure from that. It's literally impossible to take another human being seriously in any capacity after they admit to something like that. It's not just degenerate, it's goofy af.

If Cynthia was a bad there as she was here she deserved to be banned.

If he had been upfront with the legitimate reason - that she's a self important, broken-personality attention whore with a double-digit IQ - instead of doing some bullshit moral grandstanding about rape threats(?), then I would have had some respect for that decision.

 

[fluxeon]

I hope Drexel fucks his kids and makes him watch. And all his son(s) troon out.

Can I ask, are you a member of PIE (Paedophile Information Exchange) or NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association)?
You see there is nothing worse than wishing this shit on innocent children, unless you are a paedo then it is totally normal to you and you post messages like this.

 

[Neetorino]

Since people are sharing their story, I started from Viva Frei, found Nick's channel through Viva during Rittenhouse and stuck around because it was interesting and entertaining.

I have three straws. First was the Kingpin weekend fiasco, and the shitshow surrounding Elijah Schaffer and The Blaze since it felt like Nick was just starting alog Ralph. It was really fun and entertaining at the time, but it definitely shines to me as the point Nick stopped shitposting and started actually acting like an aggressive retard.
The second straw broke after the Duncan MacLeod spergout was over and he got banned like a retard. He was drinking more, talking about more degen shit. Dude was losing control fast and I was not there for it. Again, it was funny in the moment, but it just seems like old IBS behavior in retrospect.
The Rumble contract's damage to Nick's career has been immense. The last stream I watched in full (outside the Murdaugh Trial shows) was back when the Loudon County docs released. Every night show since then a slog, and I cannot be assed to switch to Rumble to watch him drink his ass off and be depressed over toasts. And his attempt at a panel show like FlashCast or FridayNightTights was pathetic. He has too much ego to not be the most important guy in the room.
Watching Nick and Josh on I,Hypocrite's stream and seeing the masterful vague comments he made about how KF was getting into linecrossing was too much. He's been completely buck broken and gone back on so much of what he said with such vigor in the past it's staggering. I just wanted to watch the funny nose guy cover trials in an interesting and entertaining way. Instead I wound up getting a cucked, degenerate, alcoholic and boring version of TheQuartering mixed with YellowFlash.

 

[AnOminous]

It's literally impossible to take another human being seriously in any capacity after they admit to something like that. It's not just degenerate, it's goofy af.

I thought it was a little goofy before I even knew he actually used the thing but when he became an open Balldo user he was basically a joke from then on. I can't see him now without thinking there's probably video somewhere of him sodomizing his wife with that ridiculous thing while his limp penis flaps around uselessly.

 

[3MMA]

I’d never really watched him, as many here hadn’t, until the Balldo incident. He went from appearing as a relatively unscathed show to no holds barred whatever he’s become, the moment he mimed how his penis would flaccidly flop or turgidly plap above his wives parts (with sound effects) with a certain crazy shine in his eyes. From then on, he was Balldo. And Balldo’s a coomer. It’s what’s he’s become notorious for, when before it was more law/ free speech info. Some on KF who didn’t really follow him knew of him as someone who kinda stuck up for freedom of speech, and some law info. Now, testicle toys and mid life crisis antics or some weird shit along those lines. It’s better to have a product than to be one.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Watching Nick and Josh on I,Hypocrite's stream and seeing the masterful vague comments he made about how KF was getting into linecrossing was too much.

Not only was he intentionally vague about KiwiFarms doing "borderline line crossing activity", Null challenged him on it during the show. He told Nick to name users who crossed the line and what they did, and Nick refused. So Null told him if he didn't want to do it on air, do it after the show. On the MATI after that stream, he said he emailed Nick asking him once again to name names, and he did not.

It's just clear that he, like Ralph, was totally okay with the Farms when we weren't laughing at him. And now that we are, it's totally different this time and somehow crosses a line.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Nick is going to be very disappointed when he realizes the Booty Warrior isn't into his wife.

BW is gonna fuck nick up the pooper while his wife watches. He will then announce his candidacy as the libertarian candidate for the governor of whatever state he's from

 

[Swole McPole]

Who the fuck does this? Make your announcements AFTER you've reached out to somebody and they've agreed to do the show. Otherwise, you're just wanking.

"Nick and I have agreed that we'd like to have a threesome with TAYLOR SWIFT and tomorrow we're going to reach out to her management and suggest it."

GTFO. Nobody cares about your sexual fantasies.

 

[Harambe]

BW is gonna fuck nick up the pooper while his wife watches. He will then announce his candidacy as the libertarian candidate for the governor of whatever state he's from

If only there was a sticker for total logic mastery

 

[genericwhitemale]

Did Rackets respond to Josh's allegation that he's ignoring his messages/doesn't want to speak to him anymore?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

4 characters are more akin to "成語" rather than any poetry, and I just cannot recall compound words that's so disjointed.

This is the part where we begin a parallel to tripod discussions and call each other niggerfaggots according to Nick since we're insane bastards. It's not a 成語, it's just those stupid names out of Wuxia/Xianxia novels they give to major characters.

It's just random. If 節 was replaced, perhaps it'll make a little more sense. Like 怒俠遠瞻 or something, still stupid

I'm pretty sure you are just reading it without the dropping the (implied) space between 節俠 - Which is defined a "righteous knight/person" for which is referenced in my original translation from this quote:
《史記·刺客列傳》：“夫為行而使人疑之，非節俠也。”
"A man who gains the suspicion of others, is not a chivalrous person.
Personally, it still reads oddly since 瞻 is ambiguous in this case but probably would imply 瞻仰 (To revere).

I had to take a few good looks at it before I could come up with something reasonable. So this leads me to conclude that:
1) Nick is a weeb fan of those Wuxia/Xianxia novels
2) His biggest mistake is getting a tattoo where the meaning is ambiguous and Chinese speakers can poke fun at him
3) Trying to portray himself as some hardcore Jianghu vigilante* (Where's your fucking Jade dragon and white tiger tattoo?) when he is not.
4) He's lucky they didn't tattoo something like 斷袖之癖

*Lol at him thinking righteous in Jianghu means they aren't conspiratorial bastards, see Water Margin...

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Must suck being Chinese. You write your Grandma a letter and sign off by calling her the "flowing lifewater of the family" but oh no you used the archaic form of one character and you've just called her a "Raging wet faggot". Sorry Granny.

I'm really liking all these reports of when Rekieta became a lolcow to different people cause I forgot some of these incidents happened. Also welcome to all new incel prudes posting here.

 

[Ghostie with the Mostie]

What I don't get about Rekieta is how he still gets clients at his firm after all the lolcow shit he's been doing recently. Surely it would make you want to run a mile if you were a prospective client?

 

[Spaded Dave]

What I don't get about Rekieta is how he still gets clients at his firm after all the lolcow shit he's been doing recently. Surely it would make you want to run a mile if you were a prospective client?

He's stated that he hasn't accepted clients in quite some time. I don't have the clip handy but his "practice" is basically defunct at this point.

Edit as to not double-post:

Clip This B!tch has a clip out, archived below, where Rekieta appears to be backing down from the "Pippa should leave Phase Connect". Now, as if he read a forum talking about how stupid his take was, he wants to explain to people how Pippa can't just leave Phase because she would lose everything and it's a "pretty big ask" for her to do that. He also talks about how Pippa is totally cool with what Camelot says and she would definitely be on their side but she will never say that because she can't. As an above poster stated, Nick KNOWS what people are thinking even if they don't realize it and he can say with one hundred percent certainty and zero percent evidence exactly the thought process someone has. What's most interesting is that his divine knowledge always favors his own ego. Hmm.

Relevant section starts at 2:05

 

[Ghostie with the Mostie]

He's stated that he hasn't accepted clients in quite some time. I don't have the clip handy but his "practice" is basically defunct at this point.

Ah I wasn't aware, thanks for letting me know!

 

[Maude Snew]

Nick is going to be very disappointed when he realizes the Booty Warrior isn't into his wife.

On the contrary, that's why he's inviting him because

At this point could you even say that Nick is into his wife? Unless "wife" is some kind of euphemism for the bottom of a bottle of course.

Nick is the wife now, they're both the wife, and Drexel is the husband when they can't jet off to get Ricardo to do it.

I also have reason to believe that Drexel farted in the wife's vagina.

 

[not william stenchever]

I started dropping off from Rackets because I got tired of hearing the superchatters saying "My dad got eaten by a pod of Orcas i'm so sad" or "a Cessna crashed into my cat" and instead of going "I'm not your therapist and you're just trying to spread your misfortune to my entire audience to make yourself feel better" he goes "Oh man that's so sad, everyone who has something bad happen send me more of these superchats so I can make more money and drink to them."

 

[ChromaQuack]

He's stated that he hasn't accepted clients in quite some time. I don't have the clip handy but his "practice" is basically defunct at this point.

Edit as to not double-post:

Clip This B!tch has a clip out, archived below, where Rekieta appears to be backing down from the "Pippa should leave Phase Connect". Now, as if he read a forum talking about how stupid his take was, he wants to explain to people how Pippa can't just leave Phase because she would lose everything and it's a "pretty big ask" for her to do that. He also talks about how Pippa is totally cool with what Camelot says and she would definitely be on their side but she will never say that because she can't. As an above poster stated, Nick KNOWS what people are thinking even if they don't realize it and he can say with one hundred percent certainty and zero percent evidence exactly the thought process someone has. What's most interesting is that his divine knowledge always favors his own ego. Hmm.

Relevant section starts at 2:05


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This hyperqueer just can't admit he's wrong, he has to do a whole song and dance about how he totally gets it and people are just totally cool with what he says, they just can't admit it to it, but he's just such a MAGNANIMOUS NICE DUDE that he will say it for them.

So you know, "I'm right but I'll pretend to drop it while trying to save as much face as possible, btw I'm 100% in the right here, sucks that you are forced to be wrong against your better judgement but just know that I am right and forgive you"

This 'man' doesn't just want to have his cake and to eat it, he wants to eat it, sodomize it, be sodomized by it, have it produce millions of dollardidoos for him, raise his children, prep his show, prep his bull, book his guests, book his cuck resort vacations, clean his house and also sit on the shelf ready to eat.

Maybe if you were less self-centered and self-assured you'd have dodged the many bullets now lodged in your arse Nicky Lampshade, but you weren't, so here we are.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Since it's apparently faggoty "share your story" time in this thread:

I was initially bothered by the steady increase in sex talk and away from legal topics, and there were other things that soured me on Nick over time, but the final straw was him going on about how pregnancy wrecked his wife and the complaining about his kids being in the way of him having a good time. My goodwill and any respect I had for him as a man were taken out back and mercifully shot after that.

I don't want to watch the show of a hypocrite trying to gaslight the internet into thinking swinging, watching porn, and visibly lusting over woman that aren't your spouse is morally acceptable. But I'll gladly watch a Lolcow who tripped over his own success crash his baldomobile into a tree while high on molly after an underwear party at the Gay90s. I would still rather see a redemption arc if only because those kinds of stories give me the warm and fuzzy, but I don't think Nick is capable of it.

 

[AnOminous]

I would still rather see a redemption arc if only because those kinds of stories give me the warm and fuzzy, but I don't think Nick is capable of it.

I've never seen anyone here go so quickly from nearly immune to criticism (or at least it would be greeted with hostility) to completely unredeemable lolcow.