💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Sam Losco said:
Just heading out to the tattoo festival, not a care in the world. More and more I'm starting to believe they really don't want the kids back. It's a hard thing to reconcile. Usually only believe that kind of behavior can come from low life drug addicts..... oh shit.
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He hates his kids and has stated multiple times that he wishes he didn't have the responsibilities kids bring, but that's an obviously horrific opinion for a parent to have, so he tries to hide it to save his reputation.

Nick wants to appear like he wants his kids backs when really doesn't, that way he doesn't reveal what a piece of shit while pretending it isn't his fault they aren't back with him.

"I love my kids and want them back, but the damn government is conspiring to keep them from me by asking me to consent to release my drug test results, so nothing I can do! Guess I gotta keep snorting coke, day drinking, and bringing my wife and my girlfriend to tattoo festivals while my inlaws look after the kids! The government is making me do this!"
 
Harm said:
What was his fuck-up again? He tried to notarize a form over the fucking phone? No one should take him seriously after such a colossal screw up. Unsurprisingly, Nick still parades him around as if he's anything other than a lawclown.
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There was so much shit, OTOH:

-Telephone notary
-Entering a thousand page brick of a document into evidence thinking it made him look like a chad.
-Delivering shit late because he adheres to the Rekietamine school of filing at the last second.
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Unironically called the women in his lawfirm "the Valkyries"

All in all he performed and paraded himself as the second coming of LawChrist, tried to big-dawg the courts and got kicked down 50 pegs, I honestly believe even without Chupp his cocksure attitude would have gotten the case fucked.

And as a reminder, when confronted with this he either hides behind a protected twitter account or replies like a third grader after timing you out of Nick's chat, very confident super lawyer techniques we all should learn.
 
AnOminous said:
You'd think someone could do laundry considering they literally have the laundry room in their drug den.
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It's not in their drug den, it's adjacent to, and through, the drug den, and therein lies the problem. Anytime they want to do laundry they have to go through the drug den and resist the sweet, sweet siren song of coke in favour of doing manual labour instead.
 
Kayla has been promoted to cuckqueen (female version of Cuck)

heard from the Casino. That Rekieta has allegedly paid Ralph 20k

to become Agent rage pig to flag and dox Elissa And Josh Rekietas biggest ops.

Was this the reason he was on that pill stream interview with Ralph
so he did this favor for Ralph, then Ralph does this favor for Rekieta

Nick knows he is going to be cremated, then that balldo cut comes out

so this is a desperate attempt to hinder Elissa and Josh to spread the bodycam footage.
Further, then it comes out.

This is mafia style tactics if this is true. Or Rage pig is so fucked up on pills he believes Nick has paid him 20k

but I wouldn't be surprised, If Nick and Ralph are talking to each other behind the scenes.

Edit: Ralph said during his stream "and Rekieta you can send me the Check later don't worry about", oooh :story:
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
I have no doubt that if Nick takes the stand, he will open every single door to having detrimental content from his shows admitted into evidence.
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This balldo-wearing psychotic skeleton might just be enough of a narcissist egotistical know-it-all to end up representing himself. That'll be the funniest outcome.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
April’s desperate to replace Kayla and she’s standing next to a trophy for second prize. There’s a good shoop waiting to happen there, but sadly I don’t know how to manipulate images.

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I wonder if April cries when she sees the “I will be us” tattoo while she’s pegging Nick and remembers she’ll never be the mother of his children.
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Look at those nasty legs and knees. Feet ain't no prize from where I'm looking either. We had something better damnit... Promise me fellow Mooninites that you'll never do drugs.
 
Jex said:
Balldo’s serpent tattoo is perfect, smart enough to present himself as normal guy while harbouring a hidden snake on his back just out of sight.
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Some dumb yokel who listens to rockabilly music and wants to get a badass tough tattoo, that’s one thing. But Nick’s a smart guy. Someone who’s capable of introspection. He looks in the mirror and thinks: “My body is who I am and I want art on it to show people what I am on the inside in the most intimate way possible. And what’s inside is a rattlesnake. My soul is a full-sized, venomous serpent that I can hide when I’m in church. The Gadsden snake is a good start, but that symbol doesn’t do me justice. I’m not just rebelling against the government. I’m the hidden snake in the garden. I’m rebelling against the tyranny of God.” What a freak.
 
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This chick in white is neither Kayla nor April. My bet is the chicks working the booth/event were wearing these shirts and you can see in pic #3 the darker haired one is assisting April with something. They are 2 different women, unless you think the lighting made THAT much of a difference but pic 2 sure isn't Kayla.
 
General Disarray said:
unless you think the lighting made THAT much of a difference
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Could be the fact it's completely different cameras; the color grading on the photos could theoretically a discrepancy.

Also, even from the left photo to the right photo, April is wearing a different shirt in both.

Are there glimpses of other booth women wearing that same exact shirt? That'd confirm it, but until then it makes more sense to me that they're just gross and sharing shirts.
 
ChromaQuack said:
There was so much shit, OTOH:

-Telephone notary
-Entering a thousand page brick of a document into evidence thinking it made him look like a chad.
-Delivering shit late because he adheres to the Rekietamine school of filing at the last second.
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Unironically called the women in his lawfirm "the Valkyries"

All in all he performed and paraded himself as the second coming of LawChrist, tried to big-dawg the courts and got kicked down 50 pegs, I honestly believe even without Chupp his cocksure attitude would have gotten the case fucked.

And as a reminder, when confronted with this he either hides behind a protected twitter account or replies like a third grader after timing you out of Nick's chat, very confident super lawyer techniques we all should learn.
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To be fair, Ty claimed he won a case against a contractor by dumping a huge document onto the court stuffed with hundreds of pictures proving his case. I'm sure the real story was different, just like we learned about Nick's own legal career or lack thereof, but it partially explains Ty's behavior.

And the female lawyers he employed he called his Amazons. He brought some of them onto Nick's stream and they sat there sipping wine. That was a different Nick stream than the really bad one where Ty got as drunk as Nick and tried to unscrew an already open bottle. Common mistake, I know, that's why you gotta lick the bottle to remember you've already got the cap off.
 
DuranceVile said:
Isn't that all part of that trashy tree tattoo she's had forever? You can even see it in the "I'm a failure as a wife, a mother, and a friend" stream.
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You can see some matching parts of her back tattoos in the infamous Hedonism II photo.

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As for the one on her wrist, I know there’s pictures of it somewhere, but haven’t been able to find it.
 
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