💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Thumb Butler]

Of course, no Kayla in sight.

Someone had to babysit the kids.

 

[Harm]

>going to lose a lawsuit to monty and have to pay him an obscene amount of money on top of the money he's already spent on his own lawyer

>hurdling towards getting divorce raped by the ruined bodied coke whore.

>has to pay for even more lawyers for his ongoing criminal case

>still not legally allowed to see his kids unsupervised.

yet this guy decided the best thing to do with his time and money is go get tattoos for him and his human fleashlight (who has already been divorced twice by the age of 30 and guaranteed to leave him the second she finds someone who is slightly more famous and can buy her more blow.) lol

i want so bad for his family to realize he's too much of a fuck up faggot and cut him off financially.

What is this? A post for ants?

Just can't let that degenerate life go now can he... And if he magically pulls through with this one, how soon will he be caught again?

I'd give it another year and then he'd be busted again for something, at which point he'll drag them through the same bullshit.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Just shave those wisps off Nick and grow out a big fuck you manly beard.

Also, as evidenced by your acquisition and domination of a younger women, you should start a support club where you dole out advice to other men. Share your wisdom so that others may follow you and enrich you. .

And write an article about how empowering it is to have your wife/girlfriend sleep with other men.

At this point I’m expecting Kayla to be buried under some cement. Do we have any signs of life?

The old Lady Rackets and her ruined body is on the scrap heap.
The new Lady Rackets is doing quite well.

 

[Ghostse]

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake.

His prison boyfriend will appreciate having some art to look at while he's got Nick grabbing his ankles and squealing like a piggy

Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

AHHAAHAHAHAH literal fucking 3 wolf moon tattoo on her fucking forearm ahahahahahaha
I appreciate her giving the next guy she throws her coke polluted womb at a warning to run away.

No fucking way. She seriously got a three wolf moon tattoo? [ ...]

Holy shit, this bitch is basic.

Better video:

 

[Sharpeteer]

I can understand our local Kiwi police officer simping for our wife. At least in that instance, it's purely physical intention while thinking with the wrong head.

As far as I'm concerned, though, she is more pathetic than he is for allowing all of this to happen. Including being nowhere to be seen when he and the human fleshlight are out having the time of their lives.

He gets to live the perfect midlife crisis. Everything else be damned.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The new Lady Rackets is doing quite well.

(X)

Lol at April who swam from a sunken ship to a currently sinking ship. Her options, obviously, must be few.

He gets to live the perfect midlife crisis. Everything else be damned.

It's doubtful and I couldn't care less about Kayla's plight now, but it's possible that she is moving on past the Balldo. Let Nick live it up til the moment everything completely crashes to the ground.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

Sure, at least until another drug dealer comes along and is willing to accept her fetid crotch as payment.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Great choice, April. I had a blanket with that same triple wolf design I picked up at a Wilco Travel Plaza in 1998. I can smell the Stuckey’s pecan logs now.

It’s still better than Lord Bald-do’s angy ghey snek, TBH.

If this isn’t a complete fat gold stamp on Nick hating his children and wife, I can’t imagine what else it would take.

 

[Sharpeteer]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

Yes.

While I don't think for a second she'll have the capacity to restrain from sucking other dick in the meantime, I 100% believe she will come crawling back to him once he gets out.

Besides, according to the man himself, quote " My wife and I are monogamous." According to his own rules, swinging and having sex with other people do not violate the rules of his monogamous marriage, so she wouldn't be betraying his confidence by sucking other dudes off while he's away.

He is a reliable source of cocaine and dopamine, and he is completely stupid. So he'll deal with her.

 

[Chibitzen]

At this point I’m expecting Kayla to be buried under some cement. Do we have any signs of life?

Spoiler: How’s Kayla?

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Why maintain any semblance of monogamy at this rate. If something indeed not creepy is happening at his place of living, be honest at least so that at his audience is on the same page. His supporters already know his kids have access to his cocaine. He rebranded his show so many times just to get this dimwit audience, so might as well embrace it, as Aaron has.

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

She seems like the hysterical type who will end up on the other side with him or ending up in a psych situation with addiction further exacerbating anything preexisting. Nick was the solution to all her problems.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

And six months down the line, he's in exactly the same position and his kids are still in the care of the local authority.

Given the clock is ticking, he'll be that much closer to being stripped of his parental rights.

In other news, this is what 80 IQ looks like:

Random capitalization and misspelling "Tatoo" consistently is bad enough, let alone the lateness of those thoughts.

It’s still better than Lord Bald-do’s angy ghey snek, TBH.

His "do step on snek"? Cuckoldry and getting stepped on, the manliest hobbies.

Him being out with April and not Kayla though. NGL, Nick actually does work very hard... to be so damned hatable.

 

[TexOffender]

Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

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Of course, no Kayla in sight.

Next step for the midlife crisis will be a hair transplant. Oof it's looking bad.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

Just flash a richer guy in front of her and Nick's an afterthought. She's that basic

She's the Palpatine of gold diggers; Nick is Count Dooku and the next guy is Vader. Blondie's biding her time until something 'better' comes along.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just flash a richer guy in front of her and Nick's an afterthought. She's that basic

And looks clearly aren’t a consideration.

I just can’t get over the fact that Nick trashed his children’s family for a gutter slut who’s been rode hard, put away wet and looks as if she smells like it too. They really would have been better off if he’d killed himself than knowing he threw them all away for this FAS-looking no-class whore.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I think he replaced qayla with april, it's over for our wife guys.

Or… a new beginning. I hear the ralphamale is single every other week.
Cocaine kayla does like to get hedonistic in exotic locales, why not visit mehico

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

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Of course, no Kayla in sight.

I am very curious about Kayla's actual relationship status. With Nick not there to 'check on' her, will she ever break out of the Star Trek coma? Nick barely talks about her. Not even the vague mention that I have seen in clips. Does anyone who can suffer through a whole show know anything more?

Every dumb nigger in jail insists that they're innocent -- and technically they are, until they're proven guilty. But I have no doubt whatsoever that the government will be able to prove their case effortlessly. They've got witness testimony from people who did cocaine with him, they've got evidence from him appearing wasted on his livestream with coke all over his fucking nose, they've got evidence of his kids testing positive for cocaine -- and they've got multiple packages of drug and drug paraphenalia.

This stupid cunt is just deluding himself. He's got that belief of the long-term entitled that the regular rules don't apply to them. Nobody who does this shit for a living would believe that he stands a snowball's chance in hell of an acquittal -- Alex Baldwin regardless.

Nick is counting on a technical win, forgetting that his jury will be Scandanavian incel prudes. Or he is deluded into thinking that he can confuse them with a Chewbacca Defence or some such.

Balldo became bald.

He'll drop the 'L' and be Baldo in the next few years...

I can't believe that he chose the worst of all options: waiting for the artist to come back to MN for an expo to get that shit finished. He spent a full year with that piece of shit on his right arm only to get it finished with April on his arm, proving once and for all that they're involved together. I've never seen IQ this off the charts before, I might have to adjust my scale's low end to account for this.

Edit: Also! This makes me rethink the common theory that Kayla's relatives were kicked out of the other house so April could move in. I propose that Kayla is the one who was moved out and April is the Big House Nigga Wife now. Our Wife was so thorougly cucked that she was moved to another house to cement how cucked she was.

Are there any images of this? is it really finished? I thought Nick said he had 2-4 more sessions right after he got it.

I also forgot he waited a whole YEAR to get it worked on more. That is insane!

 

[3MMA]

Norwood type 4 is nearly upon you

He’s already there. Nick is simply pretending that the 20 little hair wisps (which he combs over the baldness of his crown) actually cover anything. They don’t qover shit. I’d say he is closer to Norwood V, & once that last little hank of hair wisps finally fail him, he’ll have the balding on the upper & lower crown, plus his receding hairline & all together that designates a full on level V bald.

Didn't see any pics of how his shitty snake turned out. Did I miss them somehow?

Nope, it was just a sneak preview from a keen eyed Kiwi who caught the photos off of Instagram. Nick will either show off the new work in a photo, or more likely in one of his shirtless Locals streams, soon. Even though the photo featured him from behind, it was the same tattoo artist, same side chick, same bald spots & cancer patient physique, all positively IDing the man in question as Nick.

Someone had to babysit the kids.

What kids? No custody, no problem, according to Nick. I wonder where Kayla was, too. Definitely not babysitting. If only. Rackets & company are so very bad at running qover they can’t manage to be discreet about much. Sooner or later the details surrounding Kayla will be coming out. Maybe she was visiting her kids, but definitely not babysitting. Kids were around in the olden-times when the Racket's had custody & no public side pieces.

 

[RotPockets]

He'll drop the 'L' and be Baldo in the next few years...

With the trajectory he is on I’d expect “Ballllldo” sooner than later.

 

[AnOminous]

AHHAAHAHAHAH literal fucking 3 wolf moon tattoo on her fucking forearm ahahahahahaha
I appreciate her giving the next guy she throws her coke polluted womb at a warning to run away.

I don't think there's anything that says "I make very bad life choices" louder than that tattoo. What a complete failure at life.

Sooner or later the details surrounding Kayla will be coming out. Maybe she was visiting her kids, but definitely not babysitting. Kids were around in the olden-times when the Racket's had custody & no public side pieces.

Can you imagine even going outside in a small town like that after being such a degenerate disgrace. Imagine the sheer looks of disdain when people see Balldo Man and his whore leaving trails of slime behind them on the sidewalk as they slither along.

I’d say he is closer to Norwood V, & once that last little hank of hair wisps finally fail him, he’ll have the balding on the upper & lower crown, plus his receding hairline & all together that designates a full on level V bald.

If he gets a leisure suit and a bad toupee he could pass as Leisure Suit Larry, a pathetic, balding cuck who thinks he's cool despite just being a total nerd.