💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Garth]

What is it with cuckolds lecturing others about masculinity

Typical overcompensation.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This whole business is just a rerun of Montegraph, but using less expensive lawyers. Instead of doing what you need to do to get the best possible outcome, the stupid cunt is just grandstanding, deploying some half-baked legal theory that will make absolutely fuck all difference but will just cost him a shed load of money. And six months down the line, he's in exactly the same position and his kids are still in the care of the local authority.

I'm all for it though. It keeps the milk flowing and preserves the safety of his kids. Win/win!


Here in the UK, the courts can't mandate rehab. People generally agree to enter as part of a plea deal. I bet the US is the same. First couple of possession charges for personal use quantities, nobody's giving much of a fuck. You'll get a fine or probation. People tend to take the rehab deal when the alternative is likely to be a custodial sentence. Even though Nick's been collared for an ounce, I don't think anyone is making the argument that he's supplying, so it's still personal use. Not much chance he'd be getting a custodial sentence.

I think it's all about the child protection case and the public relations.

I think the state really just wants to put him on a leash with his children as a carrot, but Balldo is balking.


In other news, this is what 80 IQ looks like:

 

[Angry Crustacean]

That said I'm not sure what Nick is basing his belief in his children returning soon on,

Cocaine.

Nick has chosen to pull bullshit theatrics instead of take a drug test & release the results to the court. His kids are missing birthdays, holidays, everything, and Nick is busy with his bullshit refusals, gump haircuts, & social media obsessed lifestyle. He could have done a few little steps to bring his children some comfort & normalcy, but no.

Nick's inability to take his role as a parent seriously is his most infuriating trait. That, more than anything, keeps me enthralled in his narcissistic failures.

One of the weirdest things that has come out of this is Barnes's claim that the government is trying to frame and railroad Nick for "exposing corruption."

What fucking corruption? What exposure? Nick has barely said anything about his local government aside from the fact he he hates Judge Fischer (because she ruled against him in the Monty case).

Barnes is relying on the ignorance of his audience, assuming most of them know little about Nick, and feeling confident that his lies will pass muster. He is untrustworthy excrement and I would not rely on him for something as minor as a traffic ticket, especially given the company he keeps.

Also, I will probably transcribe the ARR document MNPublicRecords posted earlier in the week this weekend, if anyone was curious about my timetable in doing so.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

What is it with cuckolds lecturing others about masculinity

Coping, sneeding and trying to normalize cuckoldry.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Twin Cities Tattoo Festival was yesterday. Balldo has followed three new tattoo artists on IG who were all in attendance so there is a pretty good chance he went.

Wonder if he finally finished that snake? Or maybe April got some tattoos from her tattoo pinterest board done?

Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.



The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

Insert “inside you there are two wolves” joke here.

Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?







Of course, no Kayla in sight.

 

[Chongqing]

In terms of possession, they caught him red handed with the dope scattered all over his bedroom.

Something I noticed on a recent Elissa Clip of him was that he said the police executing a search warrant and finding drugs in his bedroom isn't a fact yet, and that it won't be a fact until if and when the government can prove it in court.

So CPS is trying to protect his kids, but he considers their actions to not be based on fact.

To Nick, facts now come from the government.

I thought that was really weird.

 

[zyclonPD]

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

Wait... Nick just got ID'd with April by photo, but I'm supposed to believe this is still a monogamous relationship and April is nowhere in the vicinity? Can he even maintain one lie a single week?

 

[Strix454]

The government is not above lying. The thing is, nobody has been able to articulate a reason why they are here though.

There are CPS cases which have questionable motives and questionable behavior by the government. But this isn't one of them. Nick got CPS busted for having a pile of coke in his bedroom and having a very young child of his test positive for coke. CPS removing the children from the home and requiring the parents do a relatively straightforward set of probation-like activities is utterly normal. There is no sign in any of the reports of CPS lying about anything or that there would even be subject matter for them to lie about. This is about the most ordinary by-the-book CPS drug case there is. They have not made any unusual demands of the parents and they have provided them with a rather obvious easy path to getting the kids back.

 

[Captain Manning]

If they were truly corrupt, they would've refused to change judges per his request and kept Judge Fischer on the case. They constantly ignore this very crucial fact while painting him as some victim.

Actually, I don't know if that's a good example. It was established much earlier in the thread that under Minnesota rules, you are entitled to one (1) judge change, no questions asked, if requested within a certain time (30 days from assignment?). I think they had to grant his request under the strict letter of the rules.

Rather than anybody here having to show how fair the State is being to Nick, it's incumbent upon Barnes to explain what corruption he's talking about. Because I don't see it. Apparently, nobody other that he does either. Barnes is talking out his ass, as always.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Isnt April 30? Did she already have tattoos? Cause if not, she is adding more evidence to my impression that she is a low IQ mongoloid.

Getting your first tattoo at 30 let alone a forearm tattoo... especially a wolf one is retarded.

Also, these two baldies definitely deserve each other. How embarrassing.

 

[Lemondale]

I think he replaced qayla with april, it's over for our wife guys.

 

[Strix454]

Something I noticed on a recent Elissa Clip of him was that he said the police executing a search warrant and finding drugs in his bedroom isn't a fact yet, and that it won't be a fact until if and when the government can prove it in court.

This is just Nick playing his usual word-games. Trying to confuse facts in the world with technical legal facts in the context of a criminal prosecution and trial. Nick (as usual) thinks he is being smart, but he is just a pretentious dummy trying to gaslight his way to redeeming his reputation.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Isnt April 30? Did she already have tattoos? Cause if not, she is adding more evidence to my impression that she is a low IQ mongoloid.

Getting your first tattoo at 30 let alone a forearm tattoo... especially a wolf one is retarded.

She has a few tattoos. One on her other upper arm with a cow skull or something, and a pineapple swinger tattoo on her ankle (which caused a lot of disagreement in this thread).

Swinger confirmed.

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[Fapcop]

Any actual competent attorney would be advising Nick to A. Check himself and Kayla into rehab, and behave. And B. Do everything CPS says. Because doing this not just gets his kids back. But has the greatest chance of getting the DA and Judge to agree to some sort of suspended sentence program on the criminal.

Trying to prove he didn't do cocaine. There was no cocaine in the kid. When there is 26 grams of coke spread between 2 safes and every flat surface in his bedroom will accomplish nothing. Well nothing except piss off the Judge Jury and CPS Judge. His Trial isn't going to be weeks long, calling forensic experts and shit. The Judge isn't gonna go for that. The testing of and for drugs is settled science, long accepted by the courts. The Court will not long tolerate this angle of bullshit.

And he fucking knows this. He was a small town storefront lawyer. He knows what it takes to get the best outcome for a client facing drug charges. And it's not by trying to go all Mattlock

OBJECTION!

Nick clearly knows what he’s SUPPOSED to be doing. He’s not that dumb.

But… Why would he?

I’d argue that Nick is just looking out for #1 here.

Getting the kids back would just mean a massive amount of stress and time away from doing drugs and fucking April’s sweet, tight snatch. Unloading the kids to the grandparents permanently and seeing them once or twice a week would be a massive W for Nick.

His reputation? Who gives a f. Nick is trust fund loaded for life. He needs his small time law practice as much as a tranny needs a condom.

Bu-bu-but the PROSECUTOR! Who cares? He’s not going to put Nick in jail for years. It’s 2024, Nick is going to get a slap on the wrist regardless of whether he plays ball or not.

So nah… Nick isn’t being dumb. He’s being wily here and looking out for #1. As always.

 

[Gorton Colu]

She has a few tattoos. One on her other upper arm with a cow skull or something, and a pineapple swinger tattoo on her ankle (which caused a lot of disagreement in this thread).

I forgot about the pineapple tattoo debacle.

Reh-key-ehta must have oneitis for some girl that looked like April when he was in highschool. Or perhaps he enjoys having a dumb mistress who isn't zombied out yet.

 

[Harm]

Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

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Of course, no Kayla in sight.

No fucking way. She seriously got a three wolf moon tattoo? The same graphic that was a meme a decade and a half ago for how lowest common denominator and lame it is?

Holy shit, this bitch is basic.

 

[Maraschino]

ctually, I don't know if that's a good example. It was established much earlier in the thread that under Minnesota rules, you are entitled to one (1) judge change, no questions asked, if requested within a certain time (30 days from assignment?). I think they had to grant his request under the strict letter of the rules.

I think it's somewhere between 7-10 days (leaning towards 10 IIRC), but it is on a short deadline relatively speaking. I think Nick sent in his request to get the judge changed less than 10 minutes before the deadline ended, because he's a fucking sped.

I want his new judge's assignment to bite him harder in the ass because avoiding pussy liquor to be fucked even harder by a fucking Boy Scout (pretty sure the judge is a Scout) would be funny.

 

[Swole McPole]

Something I noticed on a recent Elissa Clip of him was that he said the police executing a search warrant and finding drugs in his bedroom isn't a fact yet, and that it won't be a fact until if and when the government can prove it in court.

Every dumb nigger in jail insists that they're innocent -- and technically they are, until they're proven guilty. But I have no doubt whatsoever that the government will be able to prove their case effortlessly. They've got witness testimony from people who did cocaine with him, they've got evidence from him appearing wasted on his livestream with coke all over his fucking nose, they've got evidence of his kids testing positive for cocaine -- and they've got multiple packages of drug and drug paraphenalia.

This stupid cunt is just deluding himself. He's got that belief of the long-term entitled that the regular rules don't apply to them. Nobody who does this shit for a living would believe that he stands a snowball's chance in hell of an acquittal -- Alex Baldwin regardless.

 

[anionfarflung]

Every dumb nigger in jail insists that they're innocent -- and technically they are, until they're proven guilty.

... in a court of law.

 

[Gorton Colu]

This stupid cunt is just deluding himself. He's got that belief of the long-term entitled that the regular rules don't apply to them.

He could scarcely do more to telegraph his guilt. He's been one step away from hollering like drunken Ralph at the haters and Gubmint for awhile.