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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Marc said:
It won't end with his funeral. Jack's legacy will be a lingering smell.
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Makes me wonder, when Jack inevitably gets his 7th stroke and dies, do you think that he'll get wheeled out the door, or will they blow a hole in his newly built barn and have a crane lift him out?
 
Kuritan Deplorable said:
He posts one video, we spend five pages talking about the awful choices that lead him there, AnOminous reminds us that he wishes Jack was dead, and the cycle repeats.
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Unlike Boogie, I'd be at least a little sad if Jack croaked, if only because the fun would be entirely over, even if the current content is pretty depressing just watching an asshole ruin his quality of life completely and just keep going. We're never going to see a return to golden era Jack where he actually had confidence and a real media career of sorts (and could use his arms to make more complicated bilge).
 
Super Hans v2 said:
Makes me wonder, when Jack inevitably gets his 7th stroke and dies, do you think that he'll get wheeled out the door, or will they blow a hole in his newly built barn and have a crane lift him out?
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The neighbors hear loud grinding and whirring from circular saws as they cut open the pro shop house to take out Jack's carcass.
 
AnOminous said:
Unlike Boogie, I'd be at least a little sad if Jack croaked, if only because the fun would be entirely over, even if the current content is pretty depressing just watching an asshole ruin his quality of life completely and just keep going. We're never going to see a return to golden era Jack where he actually had confidence and a real media career of sorts (and could use his arms to make more complicated bilge).
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His gay son doing gloryhole reviews and Tammy driving him to different YMCAs with his wife crying into a bucket of KFC won't be the same.

Yeah jacks got almost hard to watch and he deserves to suffer.

After the Wendigo finds a new host, we definitely should keep this thread around for based Rob and talking about food.
 
AnOminous said:
We're never going to see a return to golden era Jack where he actually had confidence and a real media career of sorts (and could use his arms to make more complicated bilge).
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I'm surprised he isn't trying harder to get Junior into the "family business," especially with him underfoot and always around.

Not in the wholesome sense you usually hear it where the craftsman hands down his tools and technique to his beloved children. Jack Jr. is a pair of legs and a pair of hands and, like Jack's speech-to-text apps, if you scream at him enough he'll do an approximate version of what you wanted to do; close enough.
 
Neko GF said:

Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing?!​

(07/19/24)

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Jack doesn’t know how to pronounce tartar, which makes sense because he probably never goes to a dentist. I guess he’s never been to a seafood restaurant either, though I laugh imagining him ordering “EXTRA TAR TAR SAUCE” there.

Not content to burn money by building a house with two kitchens, or by buying another dozen smokers, Jack contents himself by paying a new company for video editing services, though it’s not really clear what they’ve actually done, and they really don’t have a lot to work with.

Obligatory Tammy Dump Truck:
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Aunt Carol said:
I'm surprised he isn't trying harder to get Junior into the "family business," especially with him underfoot and always around.

Not in the wholesome sense you usually hear it where the craftsman hands down his tools and technique to his beloved children. Jack Jr. is a pair of legs and a pair of hands and, like Jack's speech-to-text apps, if you scream at him enough he'll do an approximate version of what you wanted to do; close enough.
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That would still require some effort from Jack as well as him caring enough to plan ahead for the future. If he was capable of doing either of those things his life would be completely different right now.

You might as well ask him to unclench his right hand since he is incapable of doing that as well.
 
This stupid nigger has had a cooking channel for 15 years and can't understand he just made a cheese meringue.

Which is a real thing thing, wow. Honestly, they might actually be good. I might try it sometime.


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densedance said:
Agree 100%. The Restaurant one looks like if you just pan fry/sautee a non-breaded Chicken Breast. How did that even had an Almond Crust on unless I am blind?
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It had partly fallen off. They didn't bread it properly.
 
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