💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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One's a fat fuck, the other is also a fat fuck.
What's even the point of this comparison?
Why do I think the second one is even FATTER?
So FAT, will NOT sex.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Which is funny, considering that Greek/Mediterranean food by and large is not carnivore friendly. There's a Tazikis in the next city over from me and most of their menu is meat with lots of carbs.

Every Greek male I know is fat, balding, grey, and obnoxious. Just like jack.

Maybe the the mailman that knocked up Jack’s mom is a Scalapolis?

 

[Tiresome]

It appears the Scalfani Property and studio don't get much attention in discussions, but Fatty has recently moved into the new property next door from 103 Thomas Court, Greenbrier. In another forum for enthusiastic Foodjacks, members discovered from photos Fatty shared on Facebook that he had Mommywife install TWO kitchens in the same room. This setup includes two fridges, two microwaves, two stoves, and more. How Hammy got convinced by Fatty to install two fucking kitchens for his failed Youtube "career" just boggles me.


For reference, the current blueprint of the new Scalfani property and studio:

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The "two kitchens in the same room". Photo was stitched together from one of Fatty's FB rants and the other is from the property FB page. Note that Fatty didn't even bother measuring the nook for the fridge before having the kitchen built :

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I'm not seeing where the two kitchens comes in. Is it because what we see behind the thousand-yard-stare cripple is reversed and on the opposite wall from the plans?

Edit: Okay, I think I get it, that hallway in common. I guess we'll need CWJ to ramp up again live from GiveMeLard Studios to see the full impact of the retardation of Jack's design choices and the depths of Tammy's pocketbook.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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I think he's actually turned slightly in the second photo to make his gut protrude less too.

 

[p1138]

I think he's actually turned slightly in the second photo to make his gut protrude less too.

He claimed the improvement was obvious because the very front of the shirt in the 2nd photo didn't hang as low past his gut. Of course he didn't show that the shirts were cut the same... instead we got him claiming his arms were now veiny and his legs were "cut"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I think he's actually turned slightly in the second photo to make his gut protrude less too.

It's also a different camera angle. The before photo is taken from more on his stomach's side, so the stomach looks like it protrudes out more. For before/after photos you need to be shirtless and in the same exact pose, and dear god I don't want to see fatty shirtless

In 90 days, a fat ass like Jack could lose a ton of weight with just diet. Diet + exercise could result in probably 50 lbs lost, if not more

 

[Tiresome]

I am curious about the timeline of those kitchen pics, however. It's be 1000% Tammy and Jack to throw a huge bitchfit and demand the kitchen be reoriented after it's almost totally completed.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

 

[Tiresome]

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

Everyone is faster than a lard-ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Every Greek male I know is fat, balding, grey, and obnoxious. Just like jack.

Maybe the the mailman that knocked up Jack’s mom is a Scalapolis?

Same goes for the Italians. Ever watch Italians play bocce? They literally will fight and argue about measurements.

 

[Rinascere]

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

I'd wager only about 40% of the thread is actually about Jack, and the rest is people going "well, I'm better than him because _____" so it goes pretty quick.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Also doesn't know the difference between a gyro and a shawarma.

Fatty doesn't know the difference between carnivore and keto so how do you expect him to know the difference between two things with foreign names?

instead we got him claiming his arms were now veiny and his legs were "cut"

And none of that was apparent in the video he posted. What's more he should have continued past the 90 days and kept at it to lose the fucking weight. But we all know he half-assed it. He would have done the bare minimum necessary, not cut out the fast food and kept eating like shit making the whole thing useless.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'd wager only about 40% of the thread is actually about Jack, and the rest is people going "well, I'm better than him because _____" so it goes pretty quick.

its about 30% active death wishes, 10% things jack has done, and 60% of circular speculation as to how his corpulent form operates and how even the smallest changes that farmers do every day would radically change and improve Jacks life. There's a handful of posters about how they're actually better than Jack, but a lot more of it is Kiwi's comparing stuff they do in their own lives to make it clear just how low effort Jack fixing it really is.

He posts one video, we spend five pages talking about the awful choices that lead him there, AnOminous reminds us that he wishes Jack was dead, and the cycle repeats.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

 

[Shartavius]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

Every minute is a roll of the dice. I explain it as him forgetting he's dead. Though sometimes, I suspect that Jack's body actually runs on steam; with the homunculus slug recklessly driving the body from behind the remaining eye being a terrible pilot, yet good enough with duct tape and subsystem bypass/rerouting repairs that it can restore minimal mobility sufficient for getting the entire apparatus moved between stained sofa cushions.

And although I believe these were posted together years ago, the previous page reminded me of the joy this brings me:

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

The thing about bodies is, they’ll continue to work, until they don’t. People have dropped dead, died suddenly etc. it’s only a matter of time before he has another stroke or a heart attack. It’s coming.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

I can picture him dying due to stuffing himself to death to celebrate a Trump victory or another stroke from rigged elections.

But God nor The Devil want him so the Wendigo will just decline in health

This thread moves too fast to be about a lard ass retard who's had 3 strokes.

The fastest thing about Jack is his mouth because he spews out so much stupid shit without even trying

 

[Dead Air]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

He still has to make it past the fall gorging season.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But God nor The Devil want him so the Wendigo will just decline in health

Just perpetual decline for another 30 years until somebody caves and takes him.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Same goes for the Italians. Ever watch Italians play bocce? They literally will fight and argue about measurements.

Bocce would be a decent game for Jack. All you need is a flat court and one working arm. Oh, and friends. Never mind.

What that modern, custom-designed house is missing is a ceiling lift in the bedroom.