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FarmVille said:
This stuff is honestly a miracle drug and hopefully it will be available in pill form for long term use in the near future.
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Yes, a miracle drug...for the pharmaceutical company that owns the patent. The long term effects will turn out to be seriously negative.
There is NO pill or injection that can take place of proper nutrition. Fatties are fat because they either do not understand why they are fat, or they do understand but don't care enough to do anything about it. The truth is that anyone who has a little bit of self control can lose weight...but it's also true that most people don't have even a little bit of self control.
 
Clostridium Botulinum said:
Nestle is up to some seriously shady shit when it comes to Ozempic patients; they're creating new products aimed specifically as meal replacements or "supplements."
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Nestle have been making meal replacement shakes for decades. Optifast is Nestle’s and that’s been around for 50 years. Walk into any chemist in Australia and it’ll be on their shelves. It’s also the meal replacement shake of choice for almost all our bariatric clinics liquid diet requirements.

ETA: Pro tip for the fatties out there looking for a quick fix, Optifast is one of the most palatable meal replacement shakes, their bars and soups though are atrocious. When I wanted a quick solution to 10kg s extra weight, I went with Formulite. The trick is to have it as cold as possible because ice cold tends to numb the taste buds. Formulite Madagascan vanilla is great blended with a handful of frozen raspberries, and the Chocolate one is well blended with half a frozen banana. Formulite is also slightly cheaper, and IMO has better macros. Also, blend them with unsweetened almond milk. It’s only 40 calories and makes a world of difference.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
Formulite is also slightly cheaper, and IMO has better macros. Also, blend them with unsweetened almond milk. It’s only 40 calories and makes a world of difference.
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Been unintentionally making a version of these drinks for my breakfast for the past month. God knows what’s in protein powder, but I’ve no other idea how to get protein into breakfast. (No eggs or dairy, so fuck me, I can’t just do the popular “an omelette” option, and brunch socially is really difficult).
 
Sonalee Rashitwar said:
Been unintentionally making a version of these drinks for my breakfast for the past month. God knows what’s in protein powder, but I’ve no other idea how to get protein into breakfast. (No eggs or dairy, so fuck me, I can’t just do the popular “an omelette” option, and brunch socially is really difficult).
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Peanut butter? The real stuff, not the sugar bombs sold in grocery stores like Kraft or Jiff.
 
The Un-Clit said:
Peanut butter? The real stuff, not the sugar bombs sold in grocery stores like Kraft or Jiff.
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Crazy Richard’s is a good brand for this, or if you have a food processor you can make it yourself. Even Costco’s brand is just peanuts, oil, and salt.

That said I am such an anti-morning person that protein smoothies fit the “stumble from bed and grab from the fridge while trying to remember my own name,” vibe.

I do like peanut butter, it’s just dense and hard to measure. really only have it on celery with cranberries. Fire ants on a log!
 
Iron Jaguar said:
Yes, a miracle drug...for the pharmaceutical company that owns the patent. The long term effects will turn out to be seriously negative.
There is NO pill or injection that can take place of proper nutrition. Fatties are fat because they either do not understand why they are fat, or they do understand but don't care enough to do anything about it. The truth is that anyone who has a little bit of self control can lose weight...but it's also true that most people don't have even a little bit of self control.
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It's also because we now have a culture that revolves on rewarding laziness and removing anything that requires movement and effort because it's 'inconvenient' and "doesn't save time.'

Turns out that some of those those 'inconvenient time wasting activies' (like walking to the store that's a few blocks away instead of driving) slow-burns some extra calories over the day and that trying to avoid them too much adds up to an imperceptible amount of calories over time that gradually gets stored in the form of fat.
 
The-Mad-Asshatter said:
It's also because we now have a culture that revolves on rewarding laziness and removing anything that requires movement and effort because it's 'inconvenient' and "doesn't save time.'

Turns out that some of those those 'inconvenient time wasting activies' (like walking to the store that's a few blocks away instead of driving) slow-burns some extra calories over the day and that trying to avoid them too much adds up to an imperceptible amount of calories over time that gradually gets stored in the form of fat.
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To build on this, when you walk to the store you are limited to buying what you can carry by hand - that will be much less than what you can fit in your car and at some point the sheer # of bags becomes unwieldy even if they aren't all that heavy.
 
The-Mad-Asshatter said:
It's also because we now have a culture that revolves on rewarding laziness and removing anything that requires movement and effort because it's 'inconvenient' and "doesn't save time.'

Turns out that some of those those 'inconvenient time wasting activies' (like walking to the store that's a few blocks away instead of driving) slow-burns some extra calories over the day and that trying to avoid them too much adds up to an imperceptible amount of calories over time that gradually gets stored in the form of fat.
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Amen! The burgeoning AI industry is loving the general laziness of society. Wall-E is coming true, for real.
 
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Weekly trip to grocery store served up some hamplant hyjynx today.
It's hot and humid so all the 400+lbs fuckers are in shorts and flipflops.

Just about to walk out of the store and it starts storming. Heavy rain lots of wind. Normal for this time of year. Usually blows over in 10 minutes.
Not wanting to wait I start walking to my car. See one fattie trying to run so they dont get soaked. But wet flipflops aren't easy to run in so Five Ton Frannie slipped and landed on her ass about 3 foot in front of me.
I walked by slowly ,saw her look up at me like she expected me to help her big ass up. Kept walking.
Got to my car turn around and see now there is 2 more lardass fuckers on the ground.
 
Sonalee Rashitwar said:
Been unintentionally making a version of these drinks for my breakfast for the past month. God knows what’s in protein powder, but I’ve no other idea how to get protein into breakfast. (No eggs or dairy, so fuck me, I can’t just do the popular “an omelette” option, and brunch socially is really difficult).
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Meat! You can get delicious carne asada and pollo preparado (fajita chicken already seasoned)for very cheap at a carniceria google to find one in your area that’s a Mexican meat market. Throw that on a wok or frying pan and it’s delicious! Will keep you full for hours, you have to get outside of the breakfast food for breakfast box.
 
RunRufusRun said:
Weekly trip to grocery store served up some hamplant hyjynx today.
It's hot and humid so all the 400+lbs fuckers are in shorts and flipflops.

Just about to walk out of the store and it starts storming. Heavy rain lots of wind. Normal for this time of year. Usually blows over in 10 minutes.
Not wanting to wait I start walking to my car. See one fattie trying to run so they dont get soaked. But wet flipflops aren't easy to run in so Five Ton Frannie slipped and landed on her ass about 3 foot in front of me.
I walked by slowly ,saw her look up at me like she expected me to help her big ass up. Kept walking.
Got to my car turn around and see now there is 2 more lardass fuckers on the ground.
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Reminds me of that scene from walle where there's a hamplanet avalanche caused by someone flipping a cart
 
RunRufusRun said:
Weekly trip to grocery store served up some hamplant hyjynx today.
It's hot and humid so all the 400+lbs fuckers are in shorts and flipflops.

Just about to walk out of the store and it starts storming. Heavy rain lots of wind. Normal for this time of year. Usually blows over in 10 minutes.
Not wanting to wait I start walking to my car. See one fattie trying to run so they dont get soaked. But wet flipflops aren't easy to run in so Five Ton Frannie slipped and landed on her ass about 3 foot in front of me.
I walked by slowly ,saw her look up at me like she expected me to help her big ass up. Kept walking.
Got to my car turn around and see now there is 2 more lardass fuckers on the ground.
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I always wonder how deathfats get to the stage of just not caring how they look in public? I know of slightly overweight people whom try and cover up and are so embarassed/ashamed of themselves, yet you get 400-500lbers in short-shorts and some dirty flip flops lol.
 
Polexia Aphrodisia said:
Damn. I too had a teacher like that in my middle school. She was so wide in the middle that I think a hula hoop would have gotten stuck on her. Her upper half wasn't massive but the waistline was planetary. She was a special Ed teacher as well as the mom of one of the B-tier popular girls. I always wonder how it made that girl feel to have a mom that huge walking around all her friends.

There was also a male teacher shaped like this, but not QUITE as wide.
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There was a supply teacher at my school who was literally shaped like a duck and used to waddle into the classroom.

I can still hear the quacking sounds some of the kids used to make....
 
MeatyRatKing said:
My death fat experienced was having to work on the plumbing at a home where a 600 pound woman lived
The smell coming from the home was so bad we left the job
I've worked on sewer lines that weren't as nasty
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Da Bitch Died
Her Sugar daddy went missing and she was left in bed
Currently working on the house
Don't know who owns the place now but
If I get any new info I'll update
 
MeatyRatKing said:
Da Bitch Died
Her Sugar daddy went missing and she was left in bed
Currently working on the house
Don't know who owns the place now but
If I get any new info I'll update
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Her 2 kids own the place now because they were in the written will and the sugar daddy wasn't there to contest

Quote from the contractor "We had to remove the floor and sheetrock because the sent of death drilled into your nostrils from where she was on a floor mattress"
Can't smell anything now so I thank god himself
 
Went to local diner last night to grab a fast dinner. Place has burgers and soul food.
Was sitting waiting on my food when I saw a dude waddle up.
Wider than he was tall. 5xl shirt about to burst. Sweat pants so tight they looked like leggings. Velcro shoes undone.
He gets to the door opens it and sees he cant fit through. Looked at the people sitting waiting on their food. Like he wanted us to get up and open the other door or maybe coat him with butter and pop him through the door frame.
I went back to reading a book. Looked up a few minutes later and he was waddling back to his car.
Kid comes back and holds open one door and Fat Freddy Fucktard opens the other and comes in.
Ya it is summer and it is humid but dude stunk like he hadn't bathed in decades.
He went up to the counter to order. His man tits laying on the counter. The kid sat at a table and start picking and eating his boogers.

Got my food and was leaving when I heard Lord of Lard complaining cause it was gonna take "10 minutes or so to make 4 double meat burgers and 3 large orders of fries"
As I left I could hear him whining "But I'm Hungry NOWWWWW!"
 
Worked the side job this past weekend.
Now there is a hamplanet I see 3 to 4 times a year working this job. Normally decent dude. Doesn't smell bad which is a shocker cause he is at least 400 if not 450lbs.
This time noticed he had shorts on. And his legs are so big the insides of each leg are much darker than the rest of his legs.
I saw this asked him about it. Thinking maybe he had a rash "Nah nah that Chub rub. Fat rubbing on fat."
This dude has a name for the skin issue he has cause his legs rub together when he walks.
Makes me want to find him a pair of corduroys and see if he walks fast enough it will start a fire.
 
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