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Procopius said:
You missed the bit about dorms being separated by age. Just age. You've got a load of traumatised teenage girls coming to your camp? Send them home pregnant, that'll teach 'em. And if they can't say for sure who the father is, well they can make a good living in the future as a Jerry Springer show regular, dragging the possible fathers in to take DNA tests on live TV. "Sorry Aiden, it looks like it wasn't Sapphire Sparkles. Maybe we'll get lucky next week when Flo Job comes on."
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I betcha they supress the (vast number of) accidental consents like Disney does to people who die on their properties.
 
Miss M said:
I’ll never forgive trannies for the monopolisation of pink and blue as Color combination.
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Refuse to let them have it, they’re such cute colors together.

They keep trying to take Sylveon as the trans Pokémon.
Though Sylveon is a fairy type Pokémon, it doesn’t know self destruct or explosion, so it’s not trans.
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In all seriousness though it’s mentally ill men projecting their narcissism on everything around them, including color schemes and games appropriate for children.

They cannot have pink and blue, they cannot have Sylveon, they cannot have Samus.
 
Snack Cracker said:
Refuse to let them have it, they’re such cute colors together.

They keep trying to take Sylveon as the trans Pokémon.
Though Sylveon is a fairy type Pokémon, it doesn’t know self destruct or explosion, so it’s not trans.
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In all seriousness though it’s mentally ill men projecting their narcissism on everything around them, including color schemes and games appropriate for children.

They cannot have pink and blue, they cannot have Sylveon, they cannot have Samus.
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Ridiculous. Everyone knows that there is only one trans Pokemon:

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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
Went to the site. First off... Here's their gay background video.
Unlisted...? Comments turned off...? No worries I saved it.
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Those motherfuckers, good job

They're all loud and proud, but as soon as other people are able to see it, they realize that it's... shameful? Bunch of fucks.
That doesn't scream "secret society" or anything. Good job catching it before the rats hid it.
 
batteredpancakes said:
I’m sick of people making jokes about how until they knew me they didn’t like me or were afraid of me because I fucking wear boots and cargo pants.
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When you poon out into Cargo pants William Hague.

William Hague is one of those things that just keeps coming up here. Not as much as the evergreen Roald Dahl quote or Silence of the lambs, but noticeably enough to be odd..

That post that can only be described as mouthwatering schadenfreude from the last page..
You're really going to let a surgeon who you hate and never want to see again cut up your genitals?
Lol. Lol. Lol.
I hope the "nonsense bmi" marker was achieved. It would be a shame for him to die on the operating table totally ignorant of the taste of humble pie.

This sounds really evil and for sure it is. All I cna say is, I wouldn't do this to you, troon. But that fact alone would make me more evil in your eyes than the guy who *checks watch* has just castrated you of all sexual function and pleasure lifelong, right about..... Now.
 
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Unexpected euphoria. That's the best kind, right? :lit:
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I am AFAB and work in a pretty female dominated workplace. I'm the only GNC/enby on my team as far as I know. My (male) boss is very old school and starts most meetings with "Hey ladies" or similar. Anyway, all that to say, I have lots of dysphoria surrounding my work day.

So last week, a coworker asked a simple favor, I did it for her very quickly, and her response was "You are a STUD." I can't stop thinking about the compliment. I know it wasn't intended to hit as hard as it did but it was so affirming and euphoric. I don't get gender euphoria often, so this has really lingered with me.

What has given you unexpected euphoria lately? I want to share in your joy!
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monstrous bubo said:
Naturally it now has a Wikipedia entry which includes this gem about tranny panic:
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Maybe they just want to keep disgusting tranny hands from touching them before they sell them. We know where those hands go. Excuse me my fellow Terven Kiwis, between the teacher posting half naked on Twitter, that faggot camp video and the incest Tweets I do believe I've become MATI extra quickly today.
 
That caretaker pooner showed up smelling so bad that the retard's dog freaks out, proceeds to blame dog. Her bitching about being greeted first by the "family dog" makes me think the retard client lives with her parents, so the pooner is there to relieve some of the pressure on them. Instead she was on reddit.
batteredpancakes said:
I arrived at this client's home about an hour ago.
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WHILE SHE'S STILL AT HER HOUSE.
American tax dollars are paying this pooner to passive aggressively reddit post while stinking up someone's home. If it was privatized care I doubt they'd hire a stinky pooner.
batteredpancakes said:
This client genuinely has no idea
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Not possible. She was so frustrated by the pooner's presence that she was showing her the cat's vagina to explain "female" to her lmao.
 
Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
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Gonna have to watch this for lawsuits in the future? Or lack there of and just a ton of children in that camp getting traumatized then sent home with no follow through, and if I know anything about summer camps they make you sign a shitton of paper work as a parent so I guarantee its going to be a disgruntled adult going after these people if it turns sour.

I could seriously bet 9/10 that shit will hit the fan eventually. Summer camps are a hot pot of legal landmines.
 
Syikeblade said:
Troon wrecker problems
A troon working as a nanny has a thing for the husband, and the husband might be gay or bi.
Either way hope the wife takes her kid and everything if this was a true story
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Not a true story. A great tranny romantic fairy tale though. Somewhat well written. Needs work in some spots.

I loved the conservative but respectful/sensitive/tender lover Dad character who was simply bowled over by our tranny nanny heroine after one stolen kiss and one poke at an amhole. And the depth of our heroine’s guilty feelings about being in their marital bed after having perfect, fulfilling sex (complete with afterglow compliments and cuddling!) with conservative Dad. After he fell asleep tranny nanny heroine (being pure of heart) ran home and cried all night!
 
This is what Troon pain looks like. It's either extremely funny or immensely disturbing. Depends on how you look at it:
 
Anasa Tristis said:
Not a true story. A great tranny romantic fairy tale though. Somewhat well written. Needs work in some spots.

I loved the conservative but respectful/sensitive/tender lover Dad character who was simply bowled over by our tranny nanny heroine after one stolen kiss and one poke at an amhole. And the depth of our heroine’s guilty feelings about being in their marital bed after having perfect, fulfilling sex (complete with afterglow compliments and cuddling!) with conservative Dad. After he fell asleep tranny nanny heroine (being pure of heart) ran home and cried all night!
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I just love how even when making up that story he throws in how jealous he is of a fictional women.
 
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