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Geraldine said:
he even autocorrects himself when he calls me a guy. I don’t get it. How does he know?
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Well it's in much the same way that we know the sky is blue, grass is green and carrots are orange.

All human beings are very capable of identifying other human beings and what sex they are on an instinctual level, irrespective of artifices such as of makeup, clothing and behavioural affectations. A person's sex is so foundationally coded into their being that you can pretty accurately identify someone as being male or female based on nothing more than the sound they make when they walk.

Also using phrases like 'he autocorrects himself' is a sure sign that you're terminally online, as if being a tranny in the first place wasn't enough of a signifier.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
Well it's in much the same way that we know the sky is blue, grass is green and carrots are orange.
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Read it again: "I haven’t told anyone except my parents, and my voice really hasn’t even changed."

The MtF troon isn't "out;" they're in "boymode" and this other person is calling them a girl unprompted.

Need more data but maybe the other guy is saying "gurl" because the MtF seems turbo-gay. Or the "we haven't seen each other in person in a while" is the reason: as a sensitive gamer in 2024, other dude is a pro at humoring hons in voice chat.
 
"I had my dick and balls cut off and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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Same guy...his mutilated penis-hole is totally a vagina and not a mutilated penis-hole...
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cypocryphy said:
"I had my dick and balls cut off and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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Same guy...his mutilated penis-hole is totally a vagina and not a mutilated penis-hole...
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Tranny: *wears a shirt that says “I got my bottom surgery at Claire’s [a store that is specifically marketed to very little girls]”*

Fuckin classy, totally not creepy at all
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
Tranny: *wears a shirt that says “I got my bottom surgery at Claire’s [a store that specifically targets very little girls]”*

Fuckin classy, totally not creepy at all
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Incidentally, Claire's is where a teenaged employee will pierce your ears for cheap with one of those gross piercing guns that staples the earring straight through your earlobe, pretty much guaranteeing an infection, instead of a single-use autoclaved needle like an actual professional piercer uses. This t-shirt might as well read "I got my amhole from a high school sophomore between the Sunglasses Hut and the food court, and now it's leaking pus."
 
TiF on r/FTMMen expresses frustration that's she's not accepted in trans spaces because she passes as male. Former-Finish4653
Gets considered threatening by transpeople as she likes to wear cargo pants, boots and camo. Goes as far to wear nail polish to appear less scary to them. Upset that she can't express herself as she wishes in LGBT spaces.
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Tried expressing my frustration over the implication that I don’t belong in trans spaces now that I pass— immediately shut down by masc NB people.

Edit: I think I’m going to turn off notifs. I really ought to try and sleep. But I’m leaving this up because I think the conversation was productive and it did help me process my feelings a bit better. I’m certainly calmer. Anyways, I really appreciate you guys.

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Preface: I will not stand for enbyphobia. I’m just tired of people who do not share my experiences speaking over me because I try to be very mindful not to do so myself. This post is about projection, and not about who “deserves trans spaces more.” So don’t you even start or I swear to god I will just take the post down rather than have to deal with that bs. Ok? Ok.

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“If you look like a cis/het man, people are going to think/behave as if you’re a threat and you have to just deal with that.”

Would you tell a trans person that since cis people feel threatened by their presentation that it’s warranted, and they should just get over it?

I’m sick of people making jokes about how until they knew me they didn’t like me or were afraid of me because I fucking wear boots and cargo pants. One woman at my local lgbt center makes a point to bring this up EVERY time she sees me. What happened to not making assumptions? And then to be told maybe I should just dress differently if I don’t want to be seen as a threat. I don’t WANT to. I fought my whole life to be allowed to look and dress how I’m comfortable, but MY comfort will apparently never ever be a priority.

If I’m in a TRANS exclusive space, just politely minding my business or catching up with a trans friend there, odds are I’m also fucking trans. Think about it for just TWO seconds I beg you. Sometimes I can’t tell if it’s that people don’t know I’m trans and are afraid, or they do assume I’m trans but resent me for wanting to present in a way they perceive as toxic. I don’t know.

No safe spaces for me I reckon, because a camo shirt is too fucking scary. I hate being trans sometimes, it’s so goddamn lonely. Obviously I don’t want to make people feel unsafe. I will go as far as to paint my nails as a means of subtle flagging to hopefully avoid these kind of interactions from happening as frequently, and it’s actually like 75% effective, even just black which is my go-to because it makes my tattoos pop lol. But that’s as far as I’ll take it. Because I’d much sooner stay the fuck home than change how I dress for any damn one ever again. I thought other trans people would understand, but they really just don’t. I’m the one who has to be willing to prioritize others’ feelings by showing up as someone I’m not or not at all, instead of them prioritizing community by sucking it up when not every trans guy looks like Boy George (which is rad, but just not me.) Jesus pole dancing Christ do I feel alone sometimes.

(And don’t tell me lgbt spaces just aren’t worth bothering. Please. I wouldn’t care/try so much if I didn’t really need community right now. But I do.)
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Does she really imagine that any men actually want to look like that. That's what age, unlucky genes and a family tendency to baldness does to you. None of us really find that attractive, but it's the best we can do in the circumstances. You just grit your teeth and pretend you're as hot as you were when you were nineteen.
 
Procopius said:
Does she really imagine that any men actually want to look like that. That's what age, unlucky genes and a family tendency to baldness does to you. None of us really find that attractive, but it's the best we can do in the circumstances. You just grit your teeth and pretend you're as hot as you were when you were nineteen.
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Maybe someone with Cyrax as their transition goals?
 
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In the first one she does look like a man, so much so that I initially wrote "he". It's the broader nose, the fleshy look of her thickened skin, and of course, the beard. The wonders of testosterone, eh.
However in the second picture notice at how open her eye sockets are, look how there's no ridge up to the forehead from her deep set nose bridge, and for me the most telling apart from the scars that can be covered up, is the back of her neck. Even with a very slight man the back of the neck is either at an angle or straight line from the back of the head not this gentle curve from the very base of the skull that I've only ever seen in women. All that makes her side view look like what she is, a woman with male pattern baldness.
This concludes my transvestigation.
 
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