💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
Aaron needs to spill what those “uncomfortable questions about sex” were that Nick was asking him or stop fucking talking. Total cocktease death.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Aaron needs to spill what those “uncomfortable questions about sex” were that Nick was asking him or stop fucking talking. Total cocktease death.
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It's nothing he hasn't said before. Those were the "what were you doing with Kayla?" questions.

Nick wanted to know every detail of what Aaron was doing with Kayla, which is why Nick spied on them and got angry when he thought they were having sexual contact in a way he didn't like. That seemed to factor into why Aaron left the qover.

Edit: I was looking into it when I discovered the clip I just posted about Nick's heat allergy, which was much more interesting.
 
Not Who You Think said:
It's nothing he hasn't said before. Those were the "what were you doing with Kayla?" questions.

Nick wanted to know every detail of what Aaron was doing with Kayla, which is why Nick spied on them and got angry when he thought they were having sexual contact in a way he didn't like. That seemed to factor into why Aaron left the qover.

Edit: I was looking into it when I discovered the clip I just posted about Nick's heat allergy, which was much more interesting.
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Okay, thanks. It sounded like he was suggesting Nick asked Aaron to buttfuck him.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Aaron needs to spill what those “uncomfortable questions about sex” were that Nick was asking him or stop fucking talking. Total cocktease death.
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What he eats to make his cum taste so sweet and how to do Kegels with his asshole to snap it back into shape after the bulls use it. I refuse to consider it had anything to do with hetrosexual sex. Nick and Aaron are obvious fags and Nick was grooming Aaron to fuck him and vice versa. Eventually Nick will be full on homosexual.
 
Potatoherder said:
Another drop in subs on YT. The last drop was on the 15th with the one before on the 3rd. This says the triumphant return didn't go over as well he expected it would.
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That's gotta sting... when he read it in this thread. LOL. He's stuck in the Jim Sterling / idubbz trap. Posting videos just reminds people to unsubscribe from him.

Captain Manning said:
I bet anything @MNPublicRecords, whoever they are, timed this.
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If I read the time stamp right, they had the pdf queued up hours before Nick made his announcement. Could be lucky timing, could be a coincidence.
 
EggImpregnator said:
Has anyone notices Nick's head is more egg shaped as of late? Dude's cranium looks like Humpty Dumpty wearing a wig.
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Are you thinking of impregnating his head?

A Cardboard Box said:
I imagine it will be very similar to how that cheesedick trooper in the Karen Read trial was forced to read his terrible, terrible texts about Karen before the court.
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Fucking cops, man. The worst. Unfortunately there are Nick Rekietas loose in the world, and someone has to write the traffic tickets and seize the cocaine.

AnOminous said:
Kayla is worthless, a limp, weak bag of chicken piss.
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Chickens don’t even have a urethra, sir.

People speculating in here that Bob and Celeste might have the kids but does anyone know what’s going on there? We know Bob was in town within a few weeks of the cokestream. Guy was supposedly driving the kids eighty miles a day. He had to have seen the house. He had to have had some inkling of the degenerate polycule. Did it never occur to the man to send the Rekieta children on a trip with Grandma while he and whoever else (the in-laws? Fucking Drexel?) sat Nick down for an intervention?

Pure speculation and my contribution to the Fanfic Farms, but it doesn’t add up.
 
Not Who You Think said:
Not much else to be said, honestly. Keep in mind, Nick enjoys spending time in his hot tub and also went to Hedonism II in Jamaica where he also did drugs and allegedly couldn't perform sexually.
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Also:

"The use of cocaine is associated with hyperthermia, which represents one of the most clinically relevant aspects in the drugs’ toxicity as the high body temperature can cause disseminated intravascular coagulation, rhabdomyolysis, and other multi-organ toxic events (‘heat infarct’) [89]. In fact, cocaine-induced hyperthermia potentiates the risk of user’s death at plasmatic concentrations 10–20 times lower than the average fatal level (~6 mg/L) [90]. Hyperactivity induced by cocaine leads to a further increase in body temperature; in addition to this, the vasoconstrictive effect of the drug also contributes to a generalised rise in the user’s body temperature, by limiting dermal blood flow and impairing heat dissipation [89,91,92]."

So... :^)
 
I've seen a lot of people who want to just go by the ebidance, and they say the 9 year old just happened to get ahold of enough coke consistently to test positive for regular use. Well, I'd like to go by the ebidance of the coke being stored in a safe and restricted to the master bedroom, as far as we know from the legal documents. They didn't claim to find coke anywhere else. The ebidance suggests Nick or Kayla dosed their kid with cocaine for it's "medicinal benefits.". The cops never mentioned finding drugs all over. They would've nailed Nick for that. As far as we officially know, the drugs were concentrated in the master bedroom. Nick probably wouldn't just leave random amounts near the kids. He has a scale and a safe. He's locking that shit down and watching it lile a hawk.
 
Not Who You Think said:
NICK NEEDS BREAKS DURING SEX DUE TO HIS HEAT ALLERGY:

Apparently, April told Aaron that Nick sometimes needs breaks in the middle of sex due to his heat allergy. Keanu is unconvinced that a heat allergy is the real reason, and Aaron agrees.

Not much else to be said, honestly. Keep in mind, Nick enjoys spending time in his hot tub and also went to Hedonism II in Jamaica where he also did drugs and allegedly couldn't perform sexually.

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Lol bro can't stay hard, which is fairly understandable looking at the aged up trash he's fucking. But instead of quickly closing his eyes and getting back on the mule, he's gotta make up this bullshit. This is the level of honesty he's always led everyone to expect. I  could have passionate fulfilling sex and bring a woman to multiple orgasm for days on days consecutively... but my heat allergy 🤧.
 
I love how when you think the Rekieta pictures some people use for their profile pictures are as deranged as it can get he does a new video with something they can make look even more deranged holy shit I can't wait to see how him sipping is topped.

TiggerNits said:
Lowtax paid a tranny hooker to shit on a glass table while he jerked off underneath on his final months.
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Fuck me, I'd off myself too if I engaged in this.
 
owed to joy said:
Lol bro can't stay hard, which is fairly understandable looking at the aged up trash he's fucking. But instead of quickly closing his eyes and getting back on the mule, he's gotta make up this bullshit. This is the level of honesty he's always led everyone to expect. I  could have passionate fulfilling sex and bring a woman to multiple orgasm for days on days consecutively... but my heat allergy 🤧.
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Donl you even know who Nick Rekieta ia?
 
ZeDarkKnight said:
Why so low effort? Nowadays you could just use some easy crap like Luma AI to make the entire scene using nick and the balldo crew and an AI voice system for english to german text

Even gym the boomer can create decent ai stuff on x
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Feel free to take the script and make it better.

I'm old. I take a template and write my may may into it. If you zoomies want to use abomination intelligence, go for it.
 
owed to joy said:
Lol bro can't stay hard, which is fairly understandable looking at the aged up trash he's fucking.
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Whisky dick and too much coke doesn't help either. There was a reason he needed the balldo.

John Andrews Stan said:
Okay, thanks. It sounded like he was suggesting Nick asked Aaron to buttfuck him.
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Both of them are so gay that it seems like that inevitable happened at some point. And probably went beyond suggestions. I mean that is why they bitch at each other like broke up gay lovers. Nick even goes full queen and talks about how "fat" and unattractive Aaron was.

And remember, Nick is the man so attractive and so pretty that other men complement him all the time. Nick has said so.
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
That gives me an idea.



And I leaked the CPS Documents too!
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So I was doing some Internet detective work.

How can he get away with this?
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Obviously it snows in summer, trust me bro.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
I've seen a lot of people who want to just go by the ebidance, and they say the 9 year old just happened to get ahold of enough coke consistently to test positive for regular use.
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The test ebidance is sensitive enough that it can turn positive from a single use.

Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Well, I'd like to go by the ebidance of the coke being stored in a safe and restricted to the master bedroom, as far as we know from the legal documents. They didn't claim to find coke anywhere else.
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True

Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
The ebidance suggests Nick or Kayla dosed their kid with cocaine for it's "medicinal benefits.".
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Definitely possible I agree

Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
Nick probably wouldn't just leave random amounts near the kids. He has a scale and a safe. He's locking that shit down and watching it lile a hawk.
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Remember Aaron told a story about Nick bringing his lockbox over to Aaron's and leaving the coke lying around in the bathroom with the door unlocked?

Also Aaron told the story of Nick dropping the bullet (cocaine bumper) right near Aaron's four year old, where it apparently fell out of Nick's pocket right next to the child?

You don't have a 3g/day coke + alcohol habit without making some serious mistakes.


Mister Friendly Dude said:
the vasoconstrictive effect of the drug
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Vasoconstrictor = erectile dysfunction

Balldo. Not even once.
 
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