US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[clowney]

You guys.

I forgot to bring the fucking pretzels. What are we supposed to eat now for Trumps celebration?

 

[JU 199]

If the early predictions are holding true for House and Senate, the Republicans essentially have a shot at stacking the court 7-2.

They apoint one but thoses judges aren't stepping down now

Unless they pass away.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Spoiler: Hill Shills on suicide watch WARNING: Huge

 

[Optimus Prime]

And so Russia becomes the only world power firmly behind a strong leader.

On the plus side, North Korea actually likes Trump so maybe they'll cut the nuke threats to only once or twice a year now ahahahah can't say it with a straight face.

Fucking Mayans got it all wrong. 2012 wasn't the end of the world. It was 2016.

 

[Boobplate]

Shamelessly stolen from Twitter

 

[Jaimas]

Was my vote a complete waste? Does my having voted Stein have any benefit now?

Independents won big - more than 10% in many states. This means big things down the line.

 

[Crisseh]

The Meltdown continues

 

[Ruin]

I might actually take tomorrow off work just to document the salt.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

Spoiler: Hill Shills on suicide watch WARNING: Huge

when you google "distressed millenials that watch big ban theory via streams" up the next twenty-four hours this image will show up

 

[Guardian G.I.]

I guess @TrippinKahlua was right, he was our chosen one. But we refused to listen to him, we refused to accept the possibility we were wrong.

He's our very own (autistic) Cassandra, apparently.

BBC says Hillary won in Nevada.

 

[Without A Gout]

This is the closest thing to a Three Mile Island-style meltdown that we have ever seen.

Get the goggles, Kiwis. Watch it melt. Melt like fucking Velveeta.

 

[Bass]

The DNC should be disbanded. Losing to trump means you don't get to carry on.

SO the RNC has to disband as well?

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/796217621649772545
https://twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/796206954301554688

Beautiful

 

[KatsuKitty]

They apoint one but thoses judges aren't stepping down now

Unless they pass away.

The next justice restores the previous equilibrium. Ginsberg is in her eighties, and will pass away in the next term, giving the upper hand at 6.

 

[Crisseh]

They are ready for the camps

 

[Ruin]

This is the closest thing to a Three Mile Island-style meltdown that we have ever seen.

Get the goggles, Kiwis. Watch it melt. Melt like fucking Velveeta.

 

[HG 400]

Hillary won in Nevada.

But in the end it doesn't even matter.

 

[DuskEngine]

Caymans are reptiles!

This is all your fault!

It all comes back to the frog.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

You guys.

I forgot to bring the fucking pretzels. What are we supposed to eat now for Trumps celebration?

Not pizza

 

[JSGOTI]