US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm kinda nervous about what my relatives are going to be like tomorrow. My dad's spent the last year and a half ranting about how Trump winning would mean the literal end of the world and one of my aunts has been saying if Trump wins she'll kill herself. One thing's for sure, my phone's inbox is going to need a Bleach enema tomorrow to get out all that shit.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Was my vote a complete waste? Does my having voted Stein have any benefit now?

Voting for a third party is like jerking off. It feels good to you but does nothing for anybody else.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Jesus fucking Christ. Are the Republicans going to take control of all three branches?

No.

There is SCOTUS as well.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

First Brexit now this. I have hope for conservatism yet. Jesus. This is amazing. I don't even have anything to add. I hope he holds on. I hope this is it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Don't you guys fear that Trumpler will get assassinated by some crazy SJW person?

 

[GZ 004]

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Already on it!

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Gee, I wonder why Il Drumpfcé won the Pop 'n 'Lec?

I wonder what his wife thinks about all this?

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'm two bottles of Cayman Jack in, so, I take solace in the fact that I can't feel a goddamn thing anymore, at least.

At least it will all be over soon.

Frankly I knew the moment the third party faggots split Florida we were doomed, like I was reliving 2000 Bush/Gore/Nader all over again. Hello, darkness, my old friend.

I'm crossfading on Jack and Bhang summ'n sexy right now.

Best idea I've ever had.

 

[KatsuKitty]

No.

There is SCOTUS as well.

If the early predictions are holding true for House and Senate, the Republicans essentially have a shot at stacking the court 7-2.

 

[JU 199]

Indeed.

The Democrats became so cozy with the idea that Sanders supporters would simply step forward and provide their votes to a person who spat on and denigrated them for months on end. A candidate that laughed at the policies they hoped to see and vowed not to pursue them.

Looks like the Democrats miscalculated. Badly.

The DNC should be disbanded. Losing to trump means you don't get to carry on.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

You guys.

I forgot to bring the fucking pretzels. What are we supposed to eat now for Trumps celebration?

 

[DuskEngine]

@Null Make this the forum background.

tbh I think Clinton is more of an Ebrietas than an Orphan of Kos

Was my vote a complete waste? Does my having voted Stein have any benefit now?

Trump will become 'the establishment' soon enough. Remember that Obama was also supposed to be a game changing maverick. Once both the major parties have played that card, anti-establishment sentiment will have nowhere to go except for the third parties.

 

[clowney]

It's not even a tight election anymore, he's beating her right the fuck out. This is a total and complete collapse of the whole opinion polling system and only solidifies the lack of faith in instutitions Americans have.

If anything good comes out of this its that there might be a major change in the system () Oh, and it reminds me how much I hate millennials.

 

[Ruin]

MFW the Democrats actually though Clinton over Bernie was a good idea.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Don't you guys fear that Trumpler will get assassinated by some crazy SJW person?

lol no you can't assassinate people over Twitter

 

[HG 400]

The DNC should be disbanded. Losing to trump means you don't get to carry on.

The entire GOP tried to stop him in the primaries and lost too. Tear it all down.

 

[*Asterisk*]

You guys.

I forgot to bring the fucking pretzels. What are we supposed to eat now for Trumps celebration?

Bhang Chocolate.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

SUPREME JUSTICE MIKE LEE HERE WE GO

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Okay guys, this may be crazy, the craziest thing ever posted on this forum but what if... Trump actually makes America great again?

What if the meme is real?

 

[Robotron]

Got a new avatar to celebrate the occasion.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'm two bottles of Cayman Jack in, so, I take solace in the fact that I can't feel a goddamn thing anymore, at least.

At least it will all be over soon.

Frankly I knew the moment the third party faggots split Florida we were doomed, like I was reliving 2000 Bush/Gore/Nader all over again. Hello, darkness, my old friend.

Caymans are reptiles!

This is all your fault!