US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[clowney]

Honest question here, would the poll be alot different if it was Bernie against Trump?

Definitely, He was nowhere near as hated as Clinton or Trump.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

all i know is if trump wins, i blame the SJWs
I blame the media

The media that decided to give Trump constant coverage during the primaries, because they "knew" he would be the easiest candidate to beat in the general election?
Surely you don't attribute any culpability to them.

 

[José Mourinho]

Where are the votes at the top coming from?

Where's the 254 coming from?

Got them from FOX News.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If he doesn't say 'you're fired' to Obama, all of this was pointless.

 

[magikarp]

If anyone needs a pick-me-up, just read this thread's tags:

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My favorite is autism thunderdome.

 

[Army Burger]

Trooner Man is one of many folks chimping out

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Its happening! The salt!

America's best troll.

I know that's just a troll, but I don't trust what might happen if Trump wins. There have been way too many crazy LGBTQIXYZs with guns, mace, and bad breath to do some real damage.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I'll give you the first hand view as a member of this minority group.

You're a gay white man with disposible income in 21st century America. That's basically the peak of the social ladder, nigga.

Minority more like 1%

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

We shall call this night, "The Saltening."

 

[Karellen]

Honest question here, would the poll be alot different if it was Bernie against Trump?

During the primaries Bernie beat every republican candidate in a potential matchup. Hillary lost to every candidate except Trump.

 

[Taily Puff]

The peaceful open minded left sure seems to be quick to the violence on this one.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Its happening! The salt!

America's best troll.

I know that's just a troll, but I don't trust what might happen if Trump wins. There have been way too many crazy LGBTQIXYZs with guns, mace, and bad breath to do some real damage.

 

[JU 199]

Oh my god the salt.

 

[MagneticTowels]

No matter who you voted for, either the nightmare has ended, or it's just beginning...

 

[Johnny Bravo]

If he doesn't say 'you're fired' to Obama, all of this was pointless.

Man, I am not happy about this election, but that would get a chuckle.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

We were wrong. We were all so wrong. All those movies and books about the end of the world being ugly and frightening? No. It's beautiful. The end is safe. And warm. And we're finished and it's good.

Oh God, I can see forever...

 

[kobebyarlant]

New profile pic to celebrate the schadenfreude.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

No matter who you voted for, either the nightmare has ended, or it's just beginning...

it is truly the nightmare before xmas.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I hope they end up tying lol.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Honest question here, would the poll be alot different if it was Bernie against Trump?

Bernie's major hurdle was always going to be money. The DNC wasn't willing to shell out for a Bernie campaign.

Hindsight being 20/20 with the way the debates and overall campaigns went, the DNC has committed a historic blunder.