US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I want to go to sleep, but for some reason i'd rather watch this with you fucks and I don't know why.

Same here. THIS IS A KIWI TRIBAL BONDING RITUAL.

 

[DuskEngine]

I'm pretty liberal too, but I'm not gonna be sad if the lizard loses to Meme Man.

The race was entirely hers to lose and she seems to have done a fine job with it.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

A fellow lifelong Dem acquaintance who is one of those true believers just posted that this thing has been over for an hour. No path for Hillary.

Just an fyi.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Glad we know who to blame now.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

They should hang this tweet in the Louvre.

 

[The Grimace]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

No.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

To suck Trump's dick? Maybe. I wouldn't risk it if I were him.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

 

[HG 400]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

If she keeps Wisconsin and Michigan, which it looks like she won't, or alternatively scores a big upset elsewhere like Arizona, which is unlikely.

 

[clowney]

Hillary's campaign right now.

 

[DuskEngine]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

Not unless she flips a red state the way Trump flipped Wisconsin. How do you think her night's been going so far?

 

[Robotron]

Same here. THIS IS A KIWI TRIBAL BONDING RITUAL.

A tribal bonding ritual that ends with us dying from that fucking moon.

 

[Bork Laser]

fox news is showing clinton at 202 and trump at 222. They havent called oregon for clinton yet for some reason

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

If she gets on her private plane and disappears into the mountains of Nepal right now.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Not unless she flips a red state the way Trump flipped Wisconsin. How do you think her night's been going so far?

I think she's starting to run out of defibrillators.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I resent that millennial trans people act like this. We survived Bush and will survive Trump, Trump doesn't even care really. And Hillary deals with Saudi Arabia so it's not like she cares.

Again, I'd worry the most if your name ends in "Mohammed". You're legit going to have flannel-clad hillbillies kicking down your door to massacre your family.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

 

[Hodor]

Does Clinton still have a chance?

She's screwed.

 

[Absolutego]

Guys, it's about to happen.

A reality TV star will beat a Lizard to high office.

Please, if I can ask anything, please don't stop holding these idiots accountable for their idiocy. Please demand your representative/senator/president take a moment to see what the populace wants before trying to please the international conglomerates recommend these candidates do. Don't let any of these fuckers rest on their laurels because they managed to win the turd sandwich v. douche contest.

For American Kiwis, eternal vigilance and being an obnoxious internet autist is just about our only way to keep these idiots in line. Drain the Swamp of all its interests that fuck over anyone outside the beltway. Try and foster a new political standard that isn't 100% based on international conflicts and handouts to oil refiners.