💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    687
lilmayo420 said:
How does this retard still have a license. Eight tickets in one month is absolutely absurd.
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I'm still amazed that he still hasn't paid them. The one advantage Nick still has is money and one of the beat things to do with money is to make problems go away. Bro has a lot of problems right about now.
 
unimpressed cabbage said:
I concur and admire the generosity. There is a big difference though between realizing in 2019 vs. suddenly realizing well into 2023/2024. I don’t even mean onlookers who legitimately may not have known from not being terminally online, but any of his buddies who streamed with him into 2023-2024 for non-law purposes—especially those who partied with him in person like Mindset, can get fucked as far as I’m concerned.
Sean and maybe an occasional boomer like Gosney are excluded for obvious reasons.
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I like Gosney. He isn't versed or highly opinionated on Balldo, but he's a damn smart criminal lawyer. And his pet profile pics are endearing to me.
Legal Mindset, however, I've found insufferable since Rekeita's youtube deletion milestone. He was championing this inept clown like Rekeita was Clarence Darrow or something. Of course I also didn't agree with Rekeita's channel being deleted for battling with troons either, but Legal Mindset's elaborate dickriding and Twitter text walls propping Nick up to be some martyr who created lawtube was just gay as fuck. Meanwhile Emily D Baker still pulls over 30k daily live & created more success for her peers than Nick has the capacity to understand... with 2 kids & a husband (always been funny to me how her name goes unmentioned in the conversation of founding "lawtube").
And all that for what. Nick's channel got restored almost immediately lol. Wasn't it deleted in error? Lord knows i can't remember all the Balldo shit.
But back then Legal Mindset could really not wait to get on Nick's streams and drink, take his shirt off, coom along & dick ride all the way up until the Pippa drama. And coomalot is a retarded faggot, but I'd agree Mindset is a pussy for not informing him of their professional ties being severed, considering they'd collabed so much prior.
Don't get me started on the Drex shit. And frankly a site that helps exclusively "gentlemen" relocate to Asia... that's weird. Why not women too? Don't any women ever seek to visit Asia? Hm.
 
Crinoids said:
I know this post is from two days ago, and this is some wacky/schizo shit: but I just want to point out that a lot of Christian deliverance ministers immediately tell people to get rid of imagery of the joker, or of any jesters and clowns in their home. There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits. Many demonologists and conspiracy researchers think that clowns were real beings (as in not in costumed) that were nephalim that got flushed during the great flood.
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That thing looks so actively sinister, that it almost overshadows how retarded it is as a decoration. It's distracting, doesn't tie the room together, and is immature and edgy to the point of looking satirical.
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good lord are christians regarded
 
Crinoids said:
I know this post is from two days ago, and this is some wacky/schizo shit: but I just want to point out that a lot of Christian deliverance ministers immediately tell people to get rid of imagery of the joker, or of any jesters and clowns in their home. There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits. Many demonologists and conspiracy researchers think that clowns were real beings (as in not in costumed) that were nephalim that got flushed during the great flood.
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That thing looks so actively sinister, that it almost overshadows how retarded it is as a decoration. It's distracting, doesn't tie the room together, and is immature and edgy to the point of looking satirical.
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Just one more sinister artifact polluting the aura of the balldo crack bunker.
 
shaverinocory said:
good lord are christians regarded
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At Rekieta's point I wouldn't tempt fate. Fucking with a Sonichu medallion was already enough.
See example: iDubbbz after having fucked with yet another Sonichu medallion putting up a devil Tarot card as a podcast prop.
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shaverinocory said:
good lord are christians regarded
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Very well regarded. I agree.
Crinoids said:
I know this post is from two days ago, and this is some wacky/schizo shit: but I just want to point out that a lot of Christian deliverance ministers immediately tell people to get rid of imagery of the joker, or of any jesters and clowns in their home. There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits. Many demonologists and conspiracy researchers think that clowns were real beings (as in not in costumed) that were nephalim that got flushed during the great flood.
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That thing looks so actively sinister, that it almost overshadows how retarded it is as a decoration. It's distracting, doesn't tie the room together, and is immature and edgy to the point of looking satirical.
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Does Nick really need a Fifth Tulpa in his lore? We have the corner demon, the two ceiling cats, and Magi-chan already. At some point we're going to find out his house was built on an Indian burial ground.
 
Fapcop said:
OHMAHGAWD I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THAT GAME!!!
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Sharpeteer said:
At this point I'd be surprised if you haven't made a Facebook account just to get in close contact with the subject and try to play that sympathetic friend game.
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@Fapcop You're technically a farmer therefore Kayla is off limits.

This shouldn't need to be said, but DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.
 
Catgirl Tyranid said:
@Fapcop You're technically a farmer therefore Kayla is off limits.

This shouldn't need to be said, but DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.
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Well, I don't want to lawyer too much but we could reapply the seduce statue to Nulls orientation, and we get:
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My line is "if you feel so compelled to intervene and talk to LEO seduce the cow, you should be doing it out of the goodness of your own heart, not to post about it on the Kiwi Farms and get stickers."
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So, if it's from the goodness of your heart Fapcop, just don't post about this

EDIT: Maybe fapcop believes in a thing called love... ♩ ♫ ♬
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