💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Some of the things I read lurking this thread make me think you guys cook even worse than Jack does. Browning butter in a pan with thyme, rosemary, garlic, etc. to spoon over steak is a cooking 101 technique.

Although asking for more butter when it was definitely already cooked with tons is gluttonous.

I figured the issue was spreading room temperature or cold regular butter on a cooked steak, not a sauce of butter and herbs made to go with it.

 

[Guntanator]

I haven't seen anyone mention the moment when Rob playfully offers to feed jack a piece of steak from his fork and comments on how he doesn't eat his steak raw.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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Jack is a fan of Hollywood Undead. What a fucking retard.

I cringe a little to say it, but Jacks DJing years of his life are actually kinda interesting when he talks about it on his saturday streams. That's all I'll give him.

 

[smug comporon]

Jack Jr. doing God's work. View attachment 6057872

Jack would become the richest man on earth if people could pay to push him down stairs. It's not like the fat retard would feel it either after the strokes.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I like my bacon on the slightly crispier side but what is this? It's so charred and even, caramelised? These strips should be in a fucking archeology lab, not on a plate.
Look at those cuts of cheese, it's about half as thick as the lard covering Jack's organs. This image gave me a stroke. I'm dead now, Terry Davis loaned me his laptop to make this post.

My expert opinion is that bacon was sitting in some kinda maple or sugar brine. That black nasty carbon has gotta be sugar from something in the bacon.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Some of the things I read lurking this thread make me think you guys cook even worse than Jack does. Browning butter in a pan with thyme, rosemary, garlic, etc. to spoon over steak is a cooking 101 technique.

Although asking for more butter when it was definitely already cooked with tons is gluttonous.

The issue is not adding butter to a steak. A lot of places do this. But you add a small pat of it or a coin sized slice of compound butter like so:

This adds flavor. And you freeze it in a log so you just slice off a piece when you need it and it lasts for months or longer. Fatty takes a whole container of butter, slathers it on his cold steak so it just sits there and doesn't melt making it look disgusting.

They're not the same thing.

My expert opinion is that bacon was sitting in some kinda maple or sugar brine. That black nasty carbon has gotta be sugar from something in the bacon.

If it was doing that it would be shinier. This was almost burned.

 

[AltisticRight]

My expert opinion is that bacon was sitting in some kinda maple or sugar brine. That black nasty carbon has gotta be sugar from something in the bacon.

This makes sense, I fucked up maple bacon jam when I was 15, I forgot to turn the heat down and returned to a chirping fire alarm, a pan of sludge, and a very angry Asian parent.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This makes sense, I fucked up maple bacon jam when I was 15, I forgot to turn the heat down and returned to a chirping fire alarm, a pan of sludge, and a very angry Asian parent.

That's so sad. Turning lovely bacon jam into carbon.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This is the guy who has multiple strokes and was helped by doctors. Ffs

 

[TheMovieGuy]

They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

 

[#Ripley #]

This is the guy who has multiple strokes and was helped by doctors. Ffs

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Holy shit this pisses me off. Fucking hell.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qN30Dt4rdPg
They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

It still cracks me up when he tries to do stuff with only one functioning arm.

Is he still doing weekly updates? He looks fatter than ever

 

[The Feline Solution]

Also it's really telling Hope is slightly nervous around him; she is not trying to scooch closer to him and draws back when his hand got near. Fucking awful human being.

Die, Jack. Painfully.

 

[Flonominal88]

D

Die, Jack. Painfully.

Didn’t he use to punch the dog in the nose when it was a puppy?

 

[Quixotic Man]

You guys aren't enjoying Jack's new series, "A Million Ways to Make a Worse Omelette?"

Spoiler alert: They all involve cheese and butter.

 

[Super Hans v2]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qN30Dt4rdPg
They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

I thought Jr had a job at a warehouse being a forklift jockey. Why's he always yelling at Call of Duty in the background?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I thought Jr had a job at a warehouse being a forklift jockey. Why's he always yelling at Call of Duty in the background?

Knowing how Jack jr acts like, they most likely fired him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is the guy who has multiple strokes and was helped by doctors. Ffs

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If hospitals were being paid to kill people Fatty would be dead already.

Hell that nursing home he was in would have poisoned his eggs and been done with him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qN30Dt4rdPg
They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

That was revolting. Just utterly revolting.

It's like watching a madman slowly go more and more insane with each passing video.

 

[semitooth]

Didn’t he use to punch the dog in the nose when it was a puppy?

he punched the dog in the nose like 2 videos back

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I thought Jr had a job at a warehouse being a forklift jockey. Why's he always yelling at Call of Duty in the background?

Knowing how Jack jr acts like, they most likely fired him.

As funny as being fired is, he probably got used to the night shift salary bonus and hours of work. A lotta distribution centers will run 24/7, so if he got a job at one of them, I'd bet he opted for night shift again.