💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore.

Because being severely diabetic, Jack would have a better odds surviving suck-starting a shotgun than if he went into ketosis.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.

Because there's a handful of doctors and ex-fatasses who claim that Carni can reverse some incredibly terrible shit, including stroke damage, and have some thin anecdotal evidence from people who immediately applied it after injury and saw some basic recovery (IE, indistinguishable from luck and normal Therapy). But considering jack has to fold over his one braincell to rub it together to think, these sorts of mental contortions are pretty easy for him to roll with and exaggerate.

So he's not under the delusion he'll lose weight, I'm convinced he's chasing it thinking it'll help fix his arm, and maybe face now. Gud Meats will fix his defunct nerves.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

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Jack is a fan of Hollywood Undead. What a fucking retard.

It totally makes sense, he sometimes wears that Beastie Boys shirt and Hollywood Undead is just like the Beastie Boys if the only musical talent the Beastie Boys had was playing the skin flute.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Tammy just has to be trying to kill him with the food, right?

If Tammy's actually playing a long-con to cash in on some life-insurance check by feeding Jack to death, she could have done the deed 10 years ago. By this point, their finances are fucked, and no insurance company wants to take an obese quintuple-stroke fake-Italian.

That, and Tammy was the breadwinner with her old job as far as I know. She couldve kept her job after leaving Jack, and probably made than if she is fishing for a pay day with a Life Insurance company–and be happier anywhere else.

 

[Adamska]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9kQCGGKewz0
I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

All this reminds me of is that this is a far shittier version of the breakfast sandwiches DSP made ages ago.

Too retarded to cook the bacon to a consistency that's not solid cancer sticks, too retarded to fucking melt cheese, and too retarded to even ape the trend that was pseudo popular months ago correctly. He's refusing to even bother just mixing the horrid shit he's making correctly and is coping and seething by trying to lie to himself that overcooked omelet/frittata bullshit is bread.

Also too retarded to stop shoving dairy sugars down his throat, which defeats the diet if you over do shit like this. Yes, you can indulge in a bit of cheese or milk, but you watch how much as you do so, wanting the fats and the calcium and vitamins it brings you, not the sugars.

Why would you (I mean I know it's Jack) cut those cheeses that thick if you eat it uncooked? Wouldn't that leave a miserable mouth feeling etc?

I literally think it's due to him wanting as much cheese as possible at once, he can't be fucked to let it melt, and he's probably a freak that likes the texture to be semi-solid.

This is the same idiot who mixes in the unmeltable ricotta cheese with spaghetti sauce for the texture. He also likes semi-raw ribs that snap if you bite them. He has a fucked palate.

it kills me how he keeps throwing eggs and cheese into a blender and making “bread”. jack that’s an omelet buddy

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.

At least with keto, he’d be getting in some much needed fiber, but even before Jack went carnivore, he generally wouldn’t eat a vegetable unless it was slathered in sauces or fried. What I would give to see him eat some roasted broccoli with only salt, pepper, and olive oil.

His palette is actually worse than a five year old’s, because a lot of five year olds will eat vegetables in some form if it’s presented to them. Peas and carrots probably being some of the vegetables kids will easily eat.

Jack's spamming videos like this due to a mixture of it being lazy and due to the little food gremlin in his head throwing a toddler tantrum at being told that he can't have bread. He's monofocusing on shit he can't have, because he always seethes about what he lacks, no matter what. He did the same shit with desserts too, and I'm surprised he hasn't tried to cheat the diet by making savory desserts yet.

Also he got made fun of for fucking up Keto relentlessly, and his cluster B personality can't handle that, blaming the diet for his own failures and damage to his body.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Also too retarded to stop shoving dairy sugars down his throat, which defeats the diet if you over do shit like this. Yes, you can indulge in a bit of cheese or milk, but you watch how much as you do so, wanting the fats and the calcium and vitamins it brings you, not the sugars.

That point's been mentioned way too many times here, there, and everywhere else, for Jack not to have heard it. At this point, Jack stopped caring. Or deluded himself deep enough to not really matter.

I'm also sure whoever 'edits' his vlogs realized that angry comments = engagement, so leaves in clips of Jack eating dairy and bread specifically to continually piss off @Adamska and every other diet referee who hatewatches him.

We had a back-and-forth about the nuances of this fad diet months ago, and you clearly see the validity in horking down beef to lose weight. I still think it's too vague a diet to really give a shit.

And if this is about being irritated by the sheer hypocrisy, I also think that's expecting way too much out of Jack; It's like continually being mad a morbidly-obese toddler with half his brain pulverized isn't tying his shoes right.

Err, point is, I read the same comments from you about this ever since Jack started this whole carnivore thing. It's like clockwork. If Jack hasnt gotten the memo in 6 months, nothing will.

 

[AltisticRight]

I like my bacon on the slightly crispier side but what is this? It's so charred and even, caramelised? These strips should be in a fucking archeology lab, not on a plate.
Look at those cuts of cheese, it's about half as thick as the lard covering Jack's organs. This image gave me a stroke. I'm dead now, Terry Davis loaned me his laptop to make this post.

 

[AnOminous]

We had a back-and-forth about the nuances of this fad diet months ago, and you clearly see the validity in horking down beef to lose weight. I still think it's too vague a diet to really give a shit.

It's much like the keto bullshit (and can even cause ketosis). There's some merit to the concept, but it's really hard on the body. Maybe someone young and athletic could do this without any lasting harm (certainly less harm than roids anyway), but a stroked-out diabetic retard like Jack is just rolling the dice again.

Not even because he's doing it right but because he's just eating his usual fat fuck diet but with even more gud meat.

 

[PlasticOwls]

I like my bacon on the slightly crispier side but what is this? It's so charred and even, caramelised? These strips should be in a fucking archeology lab, not on a plate.
Look at those cuts of cheese, it's about half as thick as the lard covering Jack's organs. This image gave me a stroke. I'm dead now, Terry Davis loaned me his laptop to make this post.

Kiwis are getting mad at the bacon, when the true travesty here is using unmelted cheese to smush it next to the fucked bacon.

Even Gordon Ramsey still made a slightly better sandwich than whatever that is, and that was just two bricks of overly thick quarter-toasted artisanal bullshit with equally thick pink cheese and kimchi that looked like it came from a Chinese sweatshop

 

[AnOminous]

Even Gordon Ramsey still made a slightly better sandwich than whatever that is, and that was just two bricks of overly thick artisanal bullshit with equally thick pink cheese and kimchi that looked like it came from a Chinese sweatshop

It would probably have been edible but even using Kraft American singles or some shit like that would be a better choice for grilled cheese. Getting fancy with the bread is okay. And for other ingredients? Prosciutto is nice in the middle. But frankly straight up grocery store bread, butter, and American cheese singles is more of a grilled cheese sandwich than this sorry outing by Ramsay.

I don't think he understood the concept of a grilled cheese because the plebbery of it eluded him.

 

[PlasticOwls]

It's much like the keto bullshit (and can even cause ketosis). There's some merit to the concept, but it's really hard on the body. Maybe someone young and athletic could do this without any lasting harm (certainly less harm than roids anyway), but a stroked-out diabetic retard like Jack is just rolling the dice again.

Not even because he's doing it right but because he's just eating his usual fat fuck diet but with even more gud meat.

On paper, the only merit to the carnivore diet is how protein tricks you in feeling satiated and 'full' throughout the day. But that's true for every type of diet (eating in general, really).

Like you said, the downside to the diet is not getting enough of the other macronutrients; without carbs, fats, and fiber, you're fucked energy-wise, you arent absorbing nutrients efficiently, and you definitely wont be satiated or regular with your bowels.

Fiber and micronutrients are crucial in counteracting a lot of those downsides, but Jack despises vegetables and fruits. Even healthy fats go a long way in recovery and weight loss.

I don't think he understood the concept of a grilled cheese because the plebbery of it eluded him.

Gordon Ramsey got roasted to high hell over the botched sandwich, especially since he's known for making jokes about grilled cheese all the time on TikTok–to the point where someone Gordon made fun of made a response video explaining the science way more throughly than it needed to be

Spoiler: Further Context to the Sandwich that isnt Related to Jack

Not that its on topic, but the apology and explanation can be seen in the first 30 seconds of this interview by the same guy a year later. Tl;dw, Gordon only had half an hour to film the whole thing. It's also a great interview about death and last meals if that's up your alley.

Edit: formatting got fucked and added the last bit as a spoiler. Also, editing link posts on a phone sucks

 

[AltisticRight]

Gordon Ramsey got roasted to high hell over the botched sandwich, especially since he's known for making jokes about grilled cheese all the time on TikTok–to the point where someone Gordon made fun of made a response video explaining the science way more throughly than it needed to be

>Pecorino romano
>Asiago
WTF Gordon, was this inspired by Jamie Oliver?
If you don't want American cheese, use Gouda (pronounced How-dah) or Gruyère.
Asiago is also fine, any cheese used in fondues would be great.
>Olive oil
Oh boy. I would have used grapeseed oil but I don't have 22 Michelin Stars and I'm not Bri*ish.

Yeah this sandwich is awful.

Sometimes expensive ingredients doesn't translate to good food, especially simple ones such as grilled cheese, burgers and mac and cheese.

Edit: I just saw the screenshot you posted. I thought that was a slab of Japanese styled omelette (tamagoyakki) which tastes great in sandwiches.

 

[Adamska]

That point's been mentioned way too many times here, there, and everywhere else, for Jack not to have heard it. At this point, Jack stopped caring. Or deluded himself deep enough to not really matter.

It was a given Jack wouldn't be fucked to follow it like every single diet he's pretended to do. It was always just an excuse to pretend he's bothering to lose weight to avoid mockery and to eat all the same slop he'd always eat anyway with no restriction. He's heard it and only cares in the sense of comments on failing at it hurting his ego; hence why he ate a shitload of butter to lie about not eating mashed potatoes. I don't really expect anything honestly.

I should actually note that I consider this diet bullshit that just gives you constipation and the itis. Much like most diets, it's all in the caloric restriction, the dieter needs to moderate how much they eat. There's no magic food that allows a person to pig out until they want to vomit and still lose weight.

Also pretty sure the fiverr guy editing this slop doesn't care enough to farm outrage. Even if they did; I've only shat on this video from the thumbnails alone. I tend to only watch his cooking videos, and even then they have to be a big enough shitshow for me to want to dissect them honestly.

Kiwis are getting mad at the bacon, when the true travesty here is using unmelted cheese to smush it next to the fucked bacon.

Even Gordon Ramsey still made a slightly better sandwich than whatever that is, and that was just two bricks of overly thick quarter-toasted artisanal bullshit with equally thick pink cheese and kimchi that looked like it came from a Chinese sweatshop

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One of several factors that absolutely ruined Gordon's sandwich was his moronic decision to not grate the cheeses IMO to aid in the melting process. Yeah, peccorino romano/asiago is over the top. I also think it's missing some flavor tones, though the pepperberry serves as as a decent add-on, giving it a peppery taste. Kimchi'd also work, but he put too much of it on the sandwich, which not just turns it into a melt, but just adds more pointless heat.

The sandwich was still at least on some level fine until he decided to go full retard and cut the slices of them stupid thick. Even then it was salvagable with the right heat control. If he could get the cheese to melt before using the heat to toast the sides, it could maybe still work... if he did not cook it with a fire. Which was made more egregious by his decision to use olive oil.

He couldn't control the heat, meaning he had to pull it out early. Olive oil in my experience with skillet toasting bread also makes the bread caramelize and brown quicker, which further limited heat exposure to the cheese. That is what fucked this horrid sandwich the hardest.

 

[Comma]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9kQCGGKewz0
I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

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(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

I did not edit the audio (only had the "Stable Volume" option enabled on Youtube):

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EDIT:

Lmao, just noticed the final frame

This looks like a visual representation of what his thought process must be like.

 

[Human Butthole]

I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.

At least with keto, he’d be getting in some much needed fiber, but even before Jack went carnivore, he generally wouldn’t eat a vegetable unless it was slathered in sauces or fried. What I would give to see him eat some roasted broccoli with only salt, pepper, and olive oil.

That's what I don't get as well, when Jack said he was going on a diet, figured I'd do the same. I've dropped 30 pounds and have kept it off by making good changes. Jack swears he's down 14 or so pounds, but you can't tell.

I think like what others have pointed out, he isn't really doing anything "for real" for himself. Oh well.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If Tammy's actually playing a long-con to cash in on some life-insurance check by feeding Jack to death, she could have done the deed 10 years ago. By this point, their finances are fucked, and no insurance company wants to take an obese quintuple-stroke fake-Italian.

That, and Tammy was the breadwinner with her old job as far as I know. She couldve kept her job after leaving Jack, and probably made than if she is fishing for a pay day with a Life Insurance company–and be happier anywhere else.

While the idea of Tammy Sr. being the world's most patient black widow got a smile out of me, I think the explanation is much, much simpler: she's the pillar that holds the Scalfani home, and under a lot of social and religous pressure that she can't seem to escape.

Despite all of Jack's apparent god-bothering, he's not all that pious; what little we know of his pre-Tammy days doesn't show much evidence of overt religiousness, and he barely bothers with mealy-mouthed lip service nowadays. But we do know that Tammy used religion as a cudgel to make him tone down his drinking. I think she's the actual religious person in the household, and the rest of the family goes along with it to receive gud mit boi points/not get yelled at. And, as a Good Christian Woman, the very idea of divorce is something she simply can't abide; "in sickness and health" and all that.

On top of that, they're living in a conservative state, have made boomer-grade conservatism/democrat oppositionism part of their core identity, much of their circle of friends and acquaintances is church-related and, finally, there's the moral issue of abandoning a morbidly obese cripple, who has a laundry list of health issues and more bacon cookers than working brain cells, to his own, well-deserved, fate.

She probably considers the consequences of breaking any of the tethers binding her to Jack to be severe enough backlash (breaking vows/sinning, losing friends, family and community, being shunned by society), that she doesn't even try. Apathy has set in and, consciously or not, she's letting Jack eat himself to death as the fastest, less guilt-ridden path to a normal life.

TL;DR: Tammy lives in a society.

 

[Puggers]

Jack is live talking politics on this lovely Saturday morning. Some real mush brain takes.

 

[Andoxico]

Jack is live talking politics on this lovely Saturday morning. Some real mush brain takes.

Say it ain't so!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack already tried keto and failed miserably.

 

[AnOminous]

Gordon Ramsey got roasted to high hell over the botched sandwich, especially since he's known for making jokes about grilled cheese all the time on TikTok–to the point where someone Gordon made fun of made a response video explaining the science way more throughly than it needed to be

Based toast both sides bro.