🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It's just because he punches it in the same spot, because he's retarded. It's a different phone.

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Always chuckle when he shows off his stuff like a toddler. Big boy
grand larsony said:
Done lol. Next I need to get a logo to replace the default DokuWiki pic. Anyone got any favorite pics of his face I could crop out?
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You could probably just copy-paste the articles from the old Cobrapedia and save a lot of time here. Some of these are very in-depth.

Edit: hoooolllly shit lmao how do you pronounce “Cerebral Palsy” as “Skelibal Pelosi”

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WhoCares666 said:
exact same spot.
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It's in the exact same spot because he punches it in the same backhanded limp-wristed retarded way. If you want to believe he's lying so he can get free money, sure go ahead, however I'm sure we'll see a video soon of him unboxing and putting a case on his new iphone. Even if he continued punching it, he has broken double digit amount of phones because he's retarded and I'm going with boglim's razor instead of alog conspiracy on this one.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
You could probably just copy-paste the articles from the old Cobrapedia and save a lot of time here. Some of these are very in-depth.

Edit: hoooolllly shit lmao how do you pronounce “Cerebral Palsy” as “Skelibal Pelosi”

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Needs Gobread Gilford Biago added.

That one is the pinnacle I don’t know how you fuck that up. How do you even fuck that up? I understand confusing somebody’s name for a different name but how do you just invent fucking gibberish? Like maybe somebody would confuse “Gilbert” for “George” or some shit or a more common “G” name. How the fuck do you reach into the folds of your brain to recall a name and end up with “Gobread”
 
I wonder what is the going price for a wand these days? I bet he'll try to sell these garbage lathe wands for 100+.
 
grand larsony said:
Please contribute to the wiki!
Trolls and alogs fuck off, you aren't welcome
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Tried to register but the password e-mail isn't coming in. I'd love to slather your wiki with my descriptive prose like butter sauce on a Papa John's Stuffed Crust Pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Tried to register but the password e-mail isn't coming in. I'd love to slather your wiki with my descriptive prose like butter sauce on a Papa John's Stuffed Crust Pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies.
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Thanks, I didn't realize I had email account activation turned on. It's turned off now, you can just register with a fake email and no email will be sent. My host doesn't allow outgoing emails, that's why it never arrived
 
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