💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[feral cat #6385]

There's no chance with the amount of drugs he did that there wasn't fentanyl mixed in some of it.

Well he should do a lot more. Fentanyl raises ones stress tolerances A LOT higher than cocaine.

Is it too late in the thread to post a Rekieta-themed song rewrite? I am a phonefag so it's just altered lyrics, no fancy shit like AI Rackets singing or grafting his face on the music video.

Go for it newfriend.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I expect a spectacular crash and burn coming in the next few months.

I see this going one of two ways, with very little room for a middle path. Shockingly, I see both futures as equally plausible, which absolutely should not be the case if this was a normal man.

1. He hired a competent local (even if high octane) defense attorney and follows his advice. Nick will make post some video telling his fans that he's "sorry for letting them down" without admitting to guilt or speaking about specifics of the case. He'll check himself into rehab. He'll cop a sweet plea deal where he gives a statement before the court talking about how sorry he is for traumatizing his family, undermining the court system using his position as an officer of the court and member of the bar, making personal attacks on the judge, accusers, and police, and failing his family, friends, and the people of Minnesota. He will appear genuinely remorseful, and make some statement about how he is dedicated to cleaning himself up and focusing on his family before making unspecified but very meaningful and important contributions to the community. He'll get a deferred sentence and as long as he completes some rehabilitation and parenting program, this will all just be a bad memory.

2. He either takes on some fucking retard like Barnes or represents himself. He takes it all the way to the mat. He continues making retarded posts on social media and streams or published videos talking about the case. He goes all in on the "everyone's retarded but me" narrative. 50/50 he either violates the conditions of his bail or catches a new charge. Even if he doesn't, he takes it all the way to trial, loses horrifically, and is totally unrepentant at sentencing, and is bent over by the state and taken with no lube.

I genuinely don't see an alternative to one of these. It basically all boils down to "does he hire a competent attorney and listen to his advice or does he maintain the course?"

 

[feral cat #6385]

I genuinely don't see an alternative to one of these. It basically all boils down to "does he hire a competent attorney and listen to his advice or does he maintain the course?"

Definitely option 2 then.

 

[NadeND-001]

When you go to sleep and you think its just a lazy day and once again you wake up to a sperg out. The aftermath stream hell have is going to be legendary sperg out fighting the chat and superchats.

 

[trash cat]

I genuinely don't see an alternative to one of these.

Nick is smarter than 99.9% of attorneys.

Also the search warrant was fake and gay.

He should fight it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Is it too late in the thread to post a Rekieta-themed song rewrite? I am a phonefag so it's just altered lyrics, no fancy shit like AI Rackets singing or grafting his face on the music video.

Rackets memes are always good. Especially knowing there's a pretty good chance he will see it, and get even more angry.

 

[Keystone]

I genuinely don't see an alternative to one of these. It basically all boils down to "does he hire a competent attorney and listen to his advice or does he maintain the course?"

You're missing a third option: His alcohol and drug addiction kills him

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I hope this asshole blows his fucking brains out

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Which asshole ? Because I see two.

Nick hasn't learnt anything, he's now displaying his lolcow traits for everyone to witness!

here is to the next 1000 pages.
Nick has not reached rock bottom because he has a trust fund to buffer his landing and ego.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

So I guess everyone laughing at him only getting a bail bond for himself really got to him and he had to quickly get one for Kayla too.

Or do you think she ended up using with him and he had to get one in a panic before they called her in for a test?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I just realized Nick is Ken Rosenberg from Vice City. Cokehead failed joke of a lawyer-in-name-only.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

So I guess everyone laughing at him only getting a bail bond for himself really got to him and he had to quickly get one for Kayla too.

Or do you think she ended up using with him and he had to get one in a panic before they called her in for a test?

When the documents are updated, we should be able to see when it was signed, so if both bails match up, everything is fine, if the second bail is significantly later, then balldito lied.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I know Rackets is a stupid retard who is unable to control himself, but he is a craven dopamine addict and even he has to know what is really at stake if he tries to fight this.

To me, this reeks of some low iq attempt at trying to act like he has leverage, or a case to fight, in an attempt to get a better plea deal, upon which he'll do the fake contrition act. Something, anything he can use to get the child charges dropped in a plea. Of course, I have no idea how yelling at people in superchats accomplishes this, but I am merely a non practicing person, instead of a non practicing lawyer, so such high level strategies are beyond me.

 

[Catspajamas7]

There's no chance with the amount of drugs he did that there wasn't fentanyl mixed in some of it.

Sores common in drug abusers were observed on his arms by officers at the scene (or something to that effect) That could be scratches from a tweaking out coke fiend itching himself, it's still depraved. I kind of doubt they did heroin though because they couldn't even cook up spaghettios for the kids let alone heroin.

He’s rich and white chances are he’s either ordering himself directly off the darknet or someone he knows personally is.

If you obsess and are addicted to a substance and you don’t need to worry about money then I would assume you would obsess over the quality and consistency of what you are doing.

“Consistency is what makes an addict functional!” - Probably Nick Rekeita

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

There's no way he will survive prison.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

Is it too late in the thread to post a Rekieta-themed song rewrite? I am a phonefag so it's just altered lyrics, no fancy shit like AI Rackets singing or grafting his face on the music video.

Him singing Mandy to a male catfish is enough.

 

[AnOminous]

I just realized Nick is Ken Rosenberg from Vice City. Cokehead failed joke of a lawyer-in-name-only.

I think he's more like Dave Kleinfeld from Carlito's Way, played by Sean Penn, also a cokehead failed joke of a lawyer-in-name only who thinks he's hot shit because he's a Mob lawyer when he's really just an errand boy.

 

[Dang It Bob]

Don`t know if this have been posted. Nick is saying that they both are bonded and the children where never in danger

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Him singing Mandy to a male catfish is enough.

Unfortunately it's nothing fancy like that, just a shitpost lyric rewrite.

Go for it newfriend.

Rackets memes are always good. Especially knowing there's a pretty good chance he will see it, and get even more angry.

Thanks, I needed to get this one out of my system. I'll place it behind a spoiler so people who don't wanna read it can ignore it (and so everyone forgets it when we hit 5000 pages). Hit me with your finest puzzle pieces and trash cans.

Spoiler: WELCOME TO THE INTERWEBS

Sung to the tune of Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet"

Welcome to the interwebs, have a look around
Any cow that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of lawsuits, some funny, some weird
Too bad Lawsplaining at this point has just disappeared

Welcome to the interwebs, I'll take your coats and hats
Would you like to see some week-old news or dueling ceiling cats?
He hasn’t changed one bit, isn’t that right, Still-Life?
Just wait for half an hour while he “checks his wife”

Welcome to the interwebs, gather ‘round here folks
Would you like to see him stand up for some shitty racial jokes?
Dear Johnny, oh Mandy, fuck you Joshua Moon
He’s got a million dead pet toasts to consume

Welcome to the interwebs, things have gone awry
Here’s him impotently lashing out at Eric D. July
He’s got paintings and Balldos and a Mustang he crashed
And the Sonichu medallion that leaves the life and career of the holder irreperably trashed

Welcome to the interwebs, hold on to your socks
‘Cause he inserted a bottle up his pasty white buttocks
It is random and off-putting, his wife did it too
And now they’re swinging at Hedonism II

See him get aroused by Anime Sucks Cope & Sneed
Show him pictures of your underwear and what lies underneath
Trading wives and snorting coke with his new friend Aaron Imholte
And now Monty's suing him for defamation that he called him a pe-

Please donate to #IStandWithVic Ty just blew the case
Here’s him fellating his bottle with that Chalie Manson face
Which futa cock do you prefer? Take this quirky quiz
The Deep State sent the CPS to take away his kids

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time?
Child neglect’s a tragedy and drug use is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time?
Child neglect’s a tragedy and drug use is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

You know, it wasn’t always like this

Not very long ago, just before the coof
Back when he was posing as a wholesome Christian goof
This was boomer memes, Chad Dad streams, the Maddox suit too
We set our sights, spent our nights, waiting

For you, you, insatiable you
Dax and EVS and Vito undermined you too
And you did all the things we warned you not to do
Now look at you, oh, look at you

You, you, unstoppable, laughable
Your time is now, your inside’s out, honey how you’ve grew
With the substance withdrawal, who knows what you’ll do
It was always the aim, to let the world see your shame

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A bit of everything, all of the time?
Child neglect’s a tragedy and drug use is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time?
Child neglect’s a tragedy and drug use is a crime
Anything and everything, and anything and everything, and anything and everything, all of the time

 

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There's no way he will survive prison.

GET DAT BUTT

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Reading this reminds me of my cousin. 2 weeks ago when I went to check up on him I caught him on the floor screaming about how he was going to die at the hands of coworker who is currently behind bars and has been for over 2 years now. I could see from the front door quite a lot of empty vodka and whiskey bottles,

I called an ambulance only for him to die before he even got there, he was only 29 at the time and he started drinking when he was 23, I will never forget how I saw him die in front of me

I can empathise, alcohol is no joke which is why I don’t think rackets can be sober without medication. My ex husband was an alcoholic, he died and was brought back from the brink a number of times, once we split and I wasn’t keeping him from hitting rock bottom he turned to hard drugs too. An absolute mess of a man who by all accounts should be dead by now.