💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[feral cat #6385]

If this were anyone other than such an insufferable prick, I would feel bad for him. I've seen where this road he's on ends, and if he doesn't want to steer off, it's death.

Sometimes dead is better. Like in Nick's case.

There's nothing more spergy, cringy and pathetic than paying $20 for a second of someone's attention.

Except for paying to be a member of Nick's LOLcals.

Didn't he claim Kayla was turning all the booze bottles into an art piece at one point too?

Yes I believe he did.

man you can hear YellowFlash and UmbrellaGuy playing the fence,

Grifters have no morals.

Yeah it's going to keep escalating. His addiction combined with the the fantasy that he can just get everything reversed by having the evidence thrown out through his own constitutional law "acumen" is just too powerful. It will get a lot worse before it gets better.

Resting all of your hopes on getting evidence thrown out on a technicality is pretty nutty. If that's what he is counting on then he has a very rude awakening. Cops and prosecutors aren't fond of coked up child abusers. The system is already tilted in their favor of the state for that reason.

Barnes is gassing him up like he gassed up Vic. And I hope it ends up going just as well.

I hope this asshole blows his fucking brains out

Sounds merciful to be honest.

As for Nick, the Damn Dirty Cops took all his Guns. NICK WE KNOW YOU"RE READING THIS. REMEMBER IT GOES "START AT THE THUMB AND GO UP AND AROUND! NOT ACROSS"

Well he doesn't have his guns anymore so he can't blow his brains out. Don't worry. There are alternatives. Here's how to get the job done Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-4977

Look at the new OP thread (Work in Progress)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/op-re...obert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/
In the NSFW - Nick and Kayla Photos from LOCALS - NSFW
PS.: At the very bottom there is a locals post from Kayla describing how they are so monogamous and never would swing
Warning: horrifying, NSFL

That post, lmao! “Guys are proud of their guns and cars, I’m proud of the body I work hard to maintain!”

TOTALLY Something a woman would write. 100%! There is simply no way a male brain of a failing lawyer could have come up with that comparison, no siree!

Call me a cuntguarder all you want, but I think this post is indicative of the kind of gaslighting and control regime Kayla lived under.

She sees her husband goon to winemom tits, so she joins in too. Maybe that way he’ll notice her?

It backfires, and Nick takes over her SM accounts to do “damage control” the best he knows how.

I’m not saying she’s innocent, they are both fucked. But holy fucking shit: Seeing Kayla come up with the most retarded and lowest standard “well he helps out around the house!” As to why Nick is a great husband made me LOL.

They’re clearly incompatible on a fundamental value level, and Kayla’s incompetence (she can’t figure out what to do of a kid throws up? Please!) was likely encouraged by Nick so he could pride himself of being an amazing, supportive husband… For doing the bare minimum.

 

[AnOminous]

IF Nick gets exonerated by the courts on Monday (he wont but going with his coke fueled logic for a second) It will NOT change his newly found status as a lolcow, drugcow and degenerate cuck.

All it would mean if he turns out not to be lying is that both Nick and Kayla are absolute pieces of shit willing to cough up $10K to be able to be nonstop drunks.

If Kayla did go for the conditional, as the documents currently show, it would at least show some sincerity.

So if Nick turns out not to be lying on this one, all it really means is they really should never have custody of those kids again.

 

[keke]

Don’t underestimate Kayla’s naivety. Or to put it in less polite terms, she’s a complete airhead. Really, profoundly dumb.
Even as a wet brain retard, Nick has the superior intelligence between the two of them. Regardless of who started what degen thing or when, Nick’s motives can more likely be attributed to self-serving malice & Kayla’s to stupidity. No sympathy for Kayla’s actions either, but she’s a follower, not a leader & she followed the wrong one.

Think you nailed it. Rewatching her stream appearances, not the super old ones where she overshared her pill routine, but the Jamaica era stuff, I used to think she spoke as she did and let Nick lead all conversations to maintain some privacy, and was on stream just to be supportive. She didn’t speak a whole lot. Now it’s clear she just was not the brightest. And had no clue about optics in the much older streams.

But then we have the Nick getting stepped on pics he roped her into to justify it, otherwise it’d be humiliating for her to take that picture. The locals degeneracy she participated in sure, but he was soliciting nudes from all the wine aunts so it makes sense she could only excuse it by being involved herself. And he knew that so he did the bottle pic with her. Then he went too far with his Sally /Mandy on stream gooning and almost apologised on stream to Kayla about it, mentioned it wasn’t cool and hurt her. It was never a fun pathetic thing for the two of them, he just involved her to shut her up. And her live reaction to hearing he was getting full nudes from locals, she just made a face, and let him talk his way into justifying it. He did a weird thing on stream where he pulled up a pic of her at a Star Trek tour and talked about how hot she was, which at the time his fans thought was cute even though he was a little creepy about it grunting and shit, now we know he was overcompensating. They did swinging at Hedonism and I’m sure he said it was just a vacation thing, but it was just priming Kayla for him to move in a whore named April.

All the rants and monologues he went on about being a good partner to her, but he just treats her like she’s a fucking idiot and guess what it works. He makes her think they’re in it together, or it’s her idea even, then he goes too far and apologises but keeps going even further immediately after. He is a real piece of shit and she’s passive to the point of malice. Both deserve a jail term, I think it’s the only possibility Kayla has to grow spine, but women like her almost never do even when their children are endangered.

 

[Particle Bored]

He hasn't taught them enough that they can even open up a can of Spaghettios on their own.

OTOH, an AR is probably the most fun way to open a can of Spaghetti-Os.

Though I guess .44 Magnum will do in a pinch.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It’s depressing how blindly obvious it is that Nick cannot and will not shut the fuck up no matter what is on the line, because he has to be seen as the “smart one”.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That post, lmao! “Guys are proud of their guns and cars, I’m proud of the body I work hard to maintain!”

You know what man? I'm rooting for you to get her. You've got the best chances - I mean nobody else here will fight you over her, and really just go on eBay and pick up the Blu-Rays of Star Trek the original series, Next Generation, and basically everything before Kurtsman/JJ, and you should be able to lure her in.

April? Well you'll have to dig her out of the dump.

 

[zyclonPD]

Moreover, he probably wants to discourage Camelot from saying any more about what he knows of Nick's ongoings. Probably swooped in to manipulate the situation saying something like I'm fine, no more booze I promise, drugs were a misunderstanding, I'll explain later, and please don't talk about it anymore, but also don't worry about me talking in public because that's the world we're in now!

That's the impression I got from Alex Steins appearance on Kino Kasino, he seemed to indicate that Nick was actively contacting Vic leading up to the scheduled appearance on Alex's show trying to Grima Wormtongue the situation to coax a specific response. Nick likely feels confident in his ability to bullshit and lie people into a narrative one on one. He can't do it if there are too many counter narratives he has to combat.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s depressing how blindly obvious it is that Nick cannot and will not shut the fuck up no matter what is on the line, because he has to be seen as the “smart one”.

He is NOT seen as "the smart one" in anything other than his drug-addled, pickled brain. Most of the shit he says lately doesn't even make sense. It's almost animal noises.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

The Journey of Sir Balldolot (720p KF).mp4

This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this.

More! More! Bravo!

 

[feral cat #6385]

He just needs to find the right substance. Whisky dick, coke dick, and ketamine dick didn't work. I'm rooting for krokodil dick personally, I bet that one will do it

Definitely! Krokodil would be the drug for Nick! And fentanyl. He should give fentanyl a try.

IF Nick gets exonerated by the courts on Monday (he wont but going with his coke fueled logic for a second) It will NOT change his newly found status as a lolcow, drugcow and degenerate cuck.

Indeed. No amount of lawyerly games will restore his reputation.

He's trying to deflect from the actual arguments and claims by way of using straw-man and red herring fallacies. I'm fairly certain Nick is a bullshido master with a specific talent in double speak.

Agreed. Nick thinks he is the smartest man in the room and he is trying to use silly lawyer games to deflect from his issues.

Concentrate on the three C's.

• Cocaine Usage
• Chil Neglect
• Cuckoldry

Whenever he attempts to deflect, remain firm. Redirect the conversation to the three C's consistently. Address it promptly and frequently. Eventually, his ego is likely to prompt an unforced error that will be detrimental to his case.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

What the fuck. Reading that made my skin crawl over. I'm going to have to track that down to see for myself because that sounds like a piece to the puzzle of the Nick Rekieta mentality. That's cold and calculated.

Squaring that with the "cornering her in the bathroom on Superbowl Sunday" story is pretty fucked.

Very optimistic to suggest she has the athleticism to jump up and down.

Here’s the actual video cued to when he begins to read Ron Toye’s history of abuse. I did not remember it accurately. Though he was certainly drinking throughout, he wasn‘t as smarmy as I recall. He was actually incandescent with rage at points. Even if shit had not gone off the rails yet, this angry, righteous man sure forgot everything he hates about Toye when it came time to walk his talk. His attention to Toye threatening to kill the family dog is especially nauseating.

After the first hour that video is just a fucking red flag and crystal ball.

I am mobile atm and cannot save the video, but if this hasn’t been archived, it would be wonderful if someone grabbed it. I can’t see Nick going full DFE, but you never know.

 

[Stupor Mario]

It's not about being totally helpless. Washing clothes, bed clothes and towels for 5 people means doing multiple loads of laundry a day. Even assuming there was plenty of "heat and eat" food on hand, someone needed to ensure all of the children were getting fed and that the dishwasher was being run a couple of times a day.

The 16 year old is a full-time student outside the home, so the only opportunity he had to run a household was outside of school hours. Him knowing what to do doesn't stop it being an overwhelming load when combined with his studies. Nick found running the kids around to their activities stressful, ffs.

This whole attempt to shift blame from the parents to the kids by worthless piles-of shit like EVS and others is fucking retarded.

It doesn't matter if kids may or may not be capable of doing things like cleaning or bathing or making food or whatever. The point is that parents by virtue of being the parents are the responsible/liable parties in this relationship in the eyes of the law (and in the eyes of the sane members of the public). The buck stops with the parents. When they fuck up and neglect their duties, they are the ones who are ultimately legally responsible.

That said, I would love nothing more than to hear Ricky Rackets the Rail King try and blame his children and their lack of initiative as part of his legal defense. Let's go for Lollest Cow of All Time, Nicky!

 

[AnOminous]

Definitely! Krokodil would be the drug for Nick! And fentanyl. He should give fentanyl a try.

He probably has, whether he intended to or not. Maybe even xylazine. He should definitely try tranq.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

That's what malicious narcs do. They twist the knife in where they know it hurts the most and then they dare you to argue with them about it. You can see the rage in their eyes when you attempt to push back even a little bit.

I'm frankly shocked he even has any internet friends at all, I highly doubt he has any friends in real life.

Nick "I'm from da hood" Rekeita will never get better because cluster B personality disorders are notorious to treat because they don't want treatment. It's hard to help someone who don't want to help themselves.

You don’t understand Nick was stressed out and needed to do that cocaine very badly!

 

[Fleetwood]

And fentanyl. He should give fentanyl a try.

There's no chance with the amount of drugs he did that there wasn't fentanyl mixed in some of it.

Nick you know very well "IV Drugs" were not claimed in your charges. Nick, I want you to imagine the worlds smartest and most effective Lawyer, then imagine the exact opposite. Congratulations! You have discovered who you are!

Sores common in drug abusers were observed on his arms by officers at the scene (or something to that effect) That could be scratches from a tweaking out coke fiend itching himself, it's still depraved. I kind of doubt they did heroin though because they couldn't even cook up spaghettios for the kids let alone heroin.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Locked "through the receiver" was probably like this:

He probably used the included cheapass gun lock that comes with every new gun. They're shit and bare bones because they're required by law. And as anything required by law: It's done as shittily as possible.
It'd keep the 6 year old out, maybe.

Like this one:

 

[Fapcop]

The locals degeneracy she participated in sure, but he was soliciting nudes from all the wine aunts so it makes sense she could only excuse it by being involved herself.

Nick likely has fine tuned his gaslighting into an art form, and knows exactly what buttons to press on his wife.

“Wouldn’t it be sexy and funny if… Actually no, never mind!”

“What? What is it?”

“Oh I just thought about the bottle pics some of my fans have been posting. And how hot it would be if you posted one. But you’re a mother of five. Some might not think it’s appropriate. We’re not some hot, single 20 year old, right?”

/Kaylathinkinghard

“GIMME THAT CAMERA!”

 

[trash cat]

He probably has, whether he intended to or not. Maybe even xylazine. He should definitely try tranq.

The vast majority of cocaine being imported into the US (>70-90%) is already adulterated with a drug called levamisole - a deworming agent used to treat parasitic hookworm infections.

Source

This is why it made Nick Rekieta so sick. . .

Nick is actually a hookworm.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Is it too late in the thread to post a Rekieta-themed song rewrite? I am a phonefag so it's just altered lyrics, no fancy shit like AI Rackets singing or grafting his face on the music video.