💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

That's because it's $5K in actuality from someone who has that much just for his personal cocaine stash.

5k is a bit of a stash for three. That's about 6oz at street price (~850/oz in my college days) That's a charge nobody bonds out on for under six figures. If Crackets didn't get Dad to float it he did a quickie equity line on the home he owns. If he did that, I encourage Nick to jump bail if the corrupt system brings him down. He can dispense vigilante cocaine in the Twin Cities while we watch a bank and a bondsman fight over a home title. It's new to me. I also would like to thank Nick Rekieta from the bottom of my heart, for this has been the single best fall from grace since Owen Hart, and Nick can still suicide. Will he? Won't he? Let's find out together!

 

[Admiral Nelson]

I know some Kiwis will hate on him for fence sitting, but to me Runkle's take is some low-key shade on the situation, like telling someone "I was raised where if I have nothing nice to say about someone I shouldn't say anything at all."

Sometimes you need to say not nice things.

Like when a guy is neglecting his kids while high out of his mind.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The Journey of Sir Balldolot

More epic than Lord of the Rings.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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To think Nick destroyed all of this because he wanted to be just like Dick. What a piece of shit.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

despite not even being Jewish

Not that it really matters, but I absolutely believe he's Jewish. His family is Polish and they immigrated pre war, almost guaranteed to be some significant portion Ashkenazi.

Again, not that it matters, I don't want to get off on a tangent, I'm just pointing out that the overwhelming majority of pre war Polish immigrants to the United States were some portion Jewish.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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I’m gonna say this. Bob, Nick’s Dad, married well. Celeste is like the opposite of Kayla. Dominate body language, tall, rich Texan, and honestly she mogs Kayla. This 60(?) year old woman mogs her short rat faced, pilled out daughter-in-law.

Look at Nick’s body language whenever she’s in frame. Nick is uncomfortable. I think Nick is afraid of his mother.

 

[DickSanchez]

I'm trying to determine who the female sitting between Nick and Kayla is. Nick doesn't have a daughter in her late teens and her mannerisms don't seem to match that age range, at least in my opinion. With being said, the main focus of the video is how Nick is fidgeting in his seat eagerly awaiting another fix. You can also see the animosity in Nick's face when he get's near the Pastor during a prayer session on stage.

Oh and the video has no audio because I had to upload it to YouTube (because getting 'oops' error on this site) and you can clearly hear the Pastor calling out the name of Nick's teenage son. Besides you can't hear Nick speaking anyways, the only thing that is missed is snippets of sermons and prayers which are irrelevant to the purpose of the upload which to analyze Nick's body language.

 

[Friendly Potato]

I doubt she is proud of her body. They had to go to a professional photographer to take (photoshop) sexy pictures of Kayla so that Nick can goon to them.

I was searching for the relevant photo and the clip where Nick talks about the photo like he's about to DSP, but couldn't find them.

I did find this funny Elissa clip though. Nick, Anna and Coomalot lying through their teeth about the swinging. From March 2023.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H_ua-9V-FTo
EDIT: Found it!

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-1462#post-15394094

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-1460#post-15389498

That's a shit load of make up!

 

[Spaded Dave]

You can chalk at least some of 2018-2022 as being natural aging. Hell he even looked relatively healthy, just thinner, in February of 2024.

But holy shit, the difference between April and May is absolutely terrifying. Cancer Man Jim probably looks better than he does right now in that last clip.

Something I added to the original post but will also mention here because I just noticed it myself and it is pretty telling.

These clips are all sped up equally and grabbed randomly. That is how much more erratic he has become with time.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

The vacation pictures are sad he had life won on the outside. It makes you wonder how much of this is Nick having a midlife crisis

Not that it really matters, but I absolutely believe he's Jewish. His family is Polish and they immigrated pre war, almost guaranteed to be some significant portion Ashkenazi.

Again, not that it matters, I don't want to get off on a tangent, I'm just pointing out that the overwhelming majority of pre war Polish immigrants to the United States were some portion Jewish.

I have a Polock grandpa who was in WW2 in Western Europe in France a little bit and his last name is very Polish you think I could be part of the tribe? Do Jews get some kind of money deal like the injuns? Ya know the Holocaust and all. I demand reparations from Germany!

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

I'm with you there. Emily seems to be very much for the true crime wine mom crowd. As for coverage, I liked LegalVices coverage of the Taylor Schabusiness trial, he's pretty cozy. Sean is currently doing the Karen Read trial and that's quite good. For as much of an idiot as he's being over Rekieta, Viva Frei did a good job covering the Fani Willis hearings.

When this settles, I think it'd be good to see a couple lawtubers get together to do trial streams together. It might be just me, but I find a single lawyer commentating with no one to bounce ideas off of a bit bring. I usually skipped ahead on a Nick's trial stuff until somebody else joined. I also think he was onto something when he put a cap on his panel size during Depp.

Free advice for you Sean, get Legal Miiiiindset and a few others to pop in regularly and you're gold.

Sean and Nate had good chemistry. I’d be interested to hear Nate’s take on the Karen Reed trial. Kurt’s VODs on KR have been very funny (surprisingly). He has a big distaste for the prosecution and it is pretty hilarious at tines

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

This more like that intervention episode from the sopranos. Paulie walnuts needs a talk with Nick.

This is how I desperately would like to see it go down. (RIP, Mr. Sirico.)

 

[anionfarflung]

Anybody here saying they wanna fuck x person in this mess is crazy. JFC. Get some better standards.

I kinda want to fuck that "Dear John" guy. Is that wrong?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"Removing drinking as a theme" means nothing. He described it as a "crutch" before too. That doesn't mean he will stop drinking off or even on the show. It just means that he will take down the painting or something, assuming the "new studio" is not in a different house.

Right, no question. My point is wondering if he's going to assert that alcohol was never that big of a deal, a minor crutch but not a real problem, he was just doing a bit.

you can get 100 acres and a 1500 square ft home in a rural area for the price of a similar sized house in the city.

He doesn't have that, though. And his 5000sf house isn't a mansion - it's just a roomy comfortable home that he, like you said, let turn into a trash dump. $1 says the owner of the property also paid for its exterior upkeep, if the Zillow photos represent the current exterior appearance.

living in a city

There are a gazillion small towns and rural places available to him aside from Spicer. I was just saying that in terms of making a living, if you want to build a practice in a small town/rural area, it requires some effort, and that it wasn't his only option. (And apparently he shit all over the lawyer who offered to help him learn, earn, and grow.). If he didn't have it in him to grow a practice/make a living as a solo, he could have found a similar small-town/rural experience within commuting distance of towns with opportunities for him to learn and make a living. But instead he had 27 clients in 3 years and made squat until he found something easier that clicked, and 9 years post-grad his one traffic ticket representation was stupid on the front end and ultimately negligent at best.

I have no idea when he would have claimed section 8 housing (maybe he lived in a complex that accepted vouchers?) but press doubt.

Nick also claimed to have grown up in the hood in Houston with constant drive-by shootings and he had NO white friends, so take Nick’s self-reported history of his struggles and OG bonafides with ocean amounts of salt.

Of course; that was my (suspected) point. Tall tales. Spicer is 2+ hours from Mitchell Hamline (and both William Mitchell and Hamline, whichever one he actually went to; they merged the year he was graduated, 2015). Maybe he commuted. But then I'm wondering about the supposed Section 8. Maybe during college (2001-2005), but students aren't usually eligible for Section 8. Did he and Kayla marry during college or after? Feel like I read this here somewhere but I do not have autistic recall powers.

someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations

That was me; thank you.

That's a shit load of make up photoshop!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nicks probably glad he has an excuse to not stream and just drink in quiet at this point. No kids ,just the drugs.

 

[FMW13]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


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Wow he really fucked it all up huh? Jesus Nick Chris Benoit was a better father by proxy then you were.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

This is just a sampling of what I've seen:

Its genuinely sad to see what he became, reminds me of those ciggies boxes you get with the before smoking and after.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I always thought it was odd Nick lived near Kayla’s family, not his own.

He did it to appeaser her. Nick is a weak man.

Great work.
What movie is that from?

He lists the movies he got stuff from in the credits.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother.

She is borderline retarded.

nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.

Well he has to empty the bottles before he removes them. You try drinking all that booze.

I'm trapped and there is no hope. Don't weep for me for I am a pitiful creature. May my fate serve as a warning for others, may they choose more wisely

One day I spent 12 hours catching up. I got within 20 pages. Then Nick did something else stupid, and I ended up hundreds of pages behind. Even highlights weren't helpful. I ended up skipping ahead in 10-page blocks. I hope I didn't miss anything funny. There's a large number of pages about how the kids should have picked up the slack. You will want to skip past that part. Good luck friend.

 

[NotADrunkLawyer]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


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Honestly, this is enraging. Dude had a fucking awesome life. Trust fund money, a lawyer, happy looking family, a youtube channel that was in the top 10 for superchats. The life many of us dream about having. And he throw it away on a whore and blow.

Fuck you Nick, I hope you never experience another moment of joy in your life.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Drexx come out of hiding yet?