💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%

  • Total voters
    686
In the NSFW - Nick and Kayla Photos from LOCALS - NSFW

I can't look at those pictures of Kayla's scantily clad tattooed body without imagining her being told to spread her buttcheeks and jump up and down in front of a couple of bull dagger cops booking her into custody.
Why is Kayla proud of her body?

Do you know how much Nick spent on the damn thing? This body was very 'spensive.
 
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But I wanna go back about five years ago, when a Farmer researched Ron Toye's divorce records and discovered that Ron had been abusive to his first wife, threatening to kill her animals and hitting her with a television remote. Nick, upon hearing this, affected a solemn demeanor. He silently poured himself a glass of whiskey, and then, with the most concerned expression, told Monica Rial, Ron's then-fiancee, that if Ron had done anything to her ever, he would help her however he could. He would get her out of there if she was being harmed, that he had represented desperate women scared of their partners before and hated the idea that she could potentially be in danger.
What the fuck. Reading that made my skin crawl over. I'm going to have to track that down to see for myself because that sounds like a piece to the puzzle of the Nick Rekieta mentality. That's cold and calculated.

Squaring that with the "cornering her in the bathroom on Superbowl Sunday" story is pretty fucked.
I can't look at those pictures of Kayla's scantily clad tattooed body without imagining her being told to spread her buttcheeks and jump up and down in front of a couple of bull dagger cops booking her into custody.
Very optimistic to suggest she has the athleticism to jump up and down.
 
But I wanna go back about five years ago, when a Farmer researched Ron Toye's divorce records and discovered that Ron had been abusive to his first wife, threatening to kill her animals and hitting her with a television remote. Nick, upon hearing this, affected a solemn demeanor. He silently poured himself a glass of whiskey, and then, with the most concerned expression, told Monica Rial, Ron's then-fiancee, that if Ron had done anything to her ever, he would help her however he could. He would get her out of there if she was being harmed, that he had represented desperate women scared of their partners before and hated the idea that she could potentially be in danger.
the good ol days of weeb wars. it was hilarious to see ron flipping out cuz of it and all the remote memes that started to drop :drink:
 
How did a Canadian coming to the US manage to turn him into an even bigger pussy?

Just in case anyone doesn't want to engage with this retarded canadian's post, here's an image / archive link.

Viva putting off big high school drama vibes.

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The Possession of Nicholas Robert Rekieta
You can chalk at least some of 2018-2022 as being natural aging. Hell he even looked relatively healthy, just thinner, in February of 2024.

But holy shit, the difference between April and May is absolutely terrifying. Cancer Man Jim probably looks better than he does right now in that last clip.
 
Barnes doesn't even fucking believe in the imposition of bail. At all. Claiming, falsely, it is unconstitutional. That is not a reasonable interpretation of the 8th Amendment. The 8th Amendment prohibits excessive bail. Not all bail. If the founding fathers didn't believe in bail at all, they would have said so.
It's one thing to say "this is how it should be" and entirely another to claim the Constitution says that. You don't really respect the Constitution if you lie about it.
 
This is pure spergery from Viva. He being so verbose about this simple matter makes me think that something is true about the Rumble conflict of interest (and I never thought this was true).
This Canadian has no chill. The secret for extinguishing drama is to just be quiet about it. Not being capable of just shutting the fuck up is a theme at lawtube.
 
A better example of something that inexplicably flew under everybody's radar, it seems, was the raccoon and skunk story. I dunno how the fuck we missed that one.
I'm going to get a bunch of clocks and trashcans for this, but can someone give me a QRD? I wasn't really following Nick during the weeb wars and can't be assed to dig through 4k+ posts without knowing when it happened
 
This is pure spergery from Viva. He being so verbose about this simple matter makes me think that something is true about the Rumble conflict of interest (and I never thought this was true).
This Canadian has no chill. The secret for extinguishing drama is to just be quiet about it. Not being capable of just shutting the fuck up is a theme at lawtube.
It is seriously weird just how unhinged that post comes off.

It'd be one thing if he said "Barnes and I support our friend Nick Rekieta no matter what", but he's practically threatening anyone who dares to disagree with him.
 
This Canadian has no chill.
In Viva's defense, he was boots-on-the-ground for the trucker convoy protest. His chill has been systematically genocided by the Trudeau regime. Not saying he's right, but yeah. Dealing with insane liberals has sucked him into the extremist vortex, and his alliance with Barnes doesn't help.
 
You guys have to keep in mind that Viva is a FRENCH Canadian, which is like the worst qualities of both being Canadian and French. Runkle is the superior leaf Lawtuber, as far as I know he hasn't said anything retarded or otherwise about rackets.
 
Most of the big homes in Spicer seem to be large vacation homes. I didn’t get the idea people lived in many of them year round. I could be wrong but it seemed like more of a seasonal place for some of the big bucks houses. The house you buy to own acreage to “get away” and don’t want the social stuff places like the upper peninsula in MI offer for summer homes.
Some are (though God there are a million nicer places to get a summer place within MN, and not all of the ones in Spicer I saw were even on the water, so odd for a summer place - usually people want and get water and/or woods, especially for a million, but who knows. And there's no real social scene anywhere, as far as I have ever heard). I still think they're just there a) for being near Kayla's family, and b) for lack of imagination and dedication to making a living. For 20-30 minutes more of a drive to her family, he could have had an easy commute to St. Cloud and actually learned how to be a functional alcoholic lawyer. Or, as I said, moving an hour from Spicer would have put him in commute range of Minneapolis...or less to commute to many good law firms and some huge companies (not that he'd have been hired at any of those places, bet) and tons of medium- and smaller-sized ones; going another 20 would have put him in commuting range of Minneapolis proper. I get wanting to be close to family, but it doesn't really seem as though the kids were getting much benefit from it, ultimately, and he clearly didn't have it in him to build a practice in a small town.

I think you're right he might have thought he'd be a big fish in a small pond; unfortunately, he was a minnow even in a tiny town. Because he has no work ethic and an outsized ego.

Question: when did he supposedly live in Section 8 housing? If they bought the smaller Spicer house in 2009, that would be a couple years before he started law school. And wasn't he working at the Lutheran place then? [Confirmed that his LI says he was there until 2010]. Htf does that work?
 
I don’t know how it’s possible to be a worse liar than WW but rekieta does it
He was so bad at lying that no one thought he could run a drug empire, took a entire fucking year and he only got found out because he was retarded enough to keep a book from one of his victims as a trophy.

Rekieta got rekt after a single bad stream.
Walt also ended his life in a blaze of glory and leaving 10+ million dollars for his kids.

Rekieta will smug himself into 25 years in jail and his parents and his community will have to pick up the tab of taking care of his children.

I'm gonna power level a bit, but my dad since he got retired has become a alcoholic retard addicted to beer and benzos so much he ruined his liver and his organs and has gone from a high IQ engineer to a blabbering schizo retard and me and my elderly mother are forced to take care of him, I can't say I still love him, I only have bitter contempt for his ass, I can't even hope to comprehend how his kids are gonna feel about him in the next 10-20 years
 
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