💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[mindlessobserver]

Such a fucking waste.

And isn't that the truth. 1.3 Million dollars for 6 months work is a life changing sum. You can literally do anything you want at this point. Pay off your house, buy a nice car, invest the rest in stocks and bonds and then whatever the fuck you want for work going foreword. He could have kicked it as a small town lawyer just taking cases that interested him, or maybe even started his own firm.

He never had to stream again. Hell, if he was careful he probably wouldn't have had to WORK again. Once the house is paid off and you have 1 million in the bank, you can live pretty comfortably off of just dividends and return on investment.

Instead he blew it all on hookers and blow. A literal fucking meme lord.

 

[Truly Rural]

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First part was posted, adding the TUG followup and full chain for clarity. edit: ninja'd while writing this lol

I don't think even the most cynical Nick aylog doesn't have sympathy and concern for his family - that's universally the only people in this situation people from all sides care about. People are pissed at *you* Nick for fucking up your family - a true fake friend ignores these things in order to keep your friendship alive for the grift. Real friends will come down on you while still showing care for your family, it's not rocket science.

Go full Ralphamale Nicky! You always hated them fake people even when you didn't. You always hated paypigs and their money is not worth becoming a snort tube. Start a stream and tell the world you only have 2 people in this entire world you trust, Tug and that silly lawyer who invented government conspiracy theory.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

So I've been thinking, If Nick's only vice (besides the odd drink) was his swinging/wife swapping do you think people would still go after him like we all have been doing? I guess I'm trying to figure out if there is an "allowable limit" one is allowed to have degeneracy wise until you become a lolcow.

People aren't going after Nick because he's a swinger, they're laughing at him for it - because it's funny wholesome Christian homeschool anti-degen man is a hypocrite.

They're going after him because he's an addict, and a bad one. I mean fuck, at the point you give up all your responsibilities to take coke and drunk it's BAD.

 

[Friendly Potato]

Balldo's active on X, still the smartest man in the world.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

the infamous bottle-butt pics

I have somehow missed this portion of events until now... but what are you refering to? I am mildly mortified at what I assume is the answer.

 

[MadStan]

This is the correct response. If your family falls apart, it is your responsibility as the father and man of the house. If your wife starts to get into drugs and swinging, it is YOUR responsibility as a man to bring her back. I don't understand blaming Kayla in this situation. Whether or not it was her idea, it was NICK'S responsibility to rein her in. Not that I think it was her idea in the first place necessarily, but the point is moot regardless.

I have not heard of a single legitimate story told where a marriage was OK, and it was the woman's idea to get into fucking other guys and then the husband follows step. I'm sure there must be a percentage of marriages where it happens, but in every case I've heard it is always the guy first.

Kayla has her own sins to answer for, but from everything I've read the person who started all this nonsense and sent the family down the path was Nick. Kayla failed to get Nick back in-line and went down the same rabbit hole, but the idea she would go down that hole first and then take Nick seems to not fit in with what is known.

I guess I can come across as cunt-guarding Kayla, but really I am not, I just find it more plausible that Nick wanted the marriage to go in a direction she didn't, but she eventually caved in and did it, probably out of love for Nick and the fact they have a gander of kids. I am not sure Nick did it for love of Kayla and thats the difference I am interpreting from the events.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Hey Nick, you know that in Legally Blonde the "dumb blonde" actually turns out to be a competent lawyer, right?

So the exact opposite of Nick - big nosed, seemingly charismatic man turns out to be one of the worst lawyers in history.

 

[NadeND-001]

Possible, but then there is the fact that Kayla was actively engaging with the sexual material posted by Nick's LOCALS and complaining how she wasn't able to post lewds/nudes because that would destroy the conservative appearance (blaming KF in particular). Nick held her back...briefly.

Spoiler: KF shoutout from Kayla: contains censored naughty image

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Later Kayla posted lewds in the form of lingerie shots and the infamous bottle-butt pics (which Nick also did soon after).

lady rackets only fans when? are we going to see the schnozzel silhuete lurking behind the door holding a snack tray as well?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I have somehow missed this portion of events until now... but what are you refering to? I am mildly mortified at what I assume is the answer.

Look at the new OP thread (Work in Progress)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/op-re...obert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.184248/
In the NSFW - Nick and Kayla Photos from LOCALS - NSFW
PS.: At the very bottom there is a locals post from Kayla describing how they are so monogamous and never would swing
Warning: horrifying, NSFL

Spoiler: NSFW - Nick and Kayla Photos from LOCALS - NSFW

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

A fucking winner, good job. "I pray you return to a million Kiwi Farms. Withdraw, or we will all die here. That'd be funny and weird, right?"
Edit: fucking spelling

The Journey of Sir Balldolot
A Kiwi Farms Movie

The Journey of Sir Balldolot (720p KF).mp4

This is a direct sequel to the Kiwinavian Prudes music video from last month. If you haven't seen it yet, I implore you to watch that before this one (but you don't really have to):



This was a lot of work, and I know there will be some that may not like the direction, but that's understandable.

Either way, I hope you enjoy this.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

lady rackets only fans when? are we going to see the schnozzel silhuete lurking behind the door holding a snack tray as well?

She's still a mother to 5 kids, as shit as she has been with the drugs and swinging and neglect, I REALLY hope she doesn't put her kids through the added shame of having a pornographer mom.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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First part was posted, adding the TUG followup and full chain for clarity. edit: ninja'd while writing this lol

I don't think even the most cynical Nick aylog doesn't have sympathy and concern for his family - that's universally the only people in this situation people from all sides care about. People are pissed at *you* Nick for fucking up your family - a true fake friend ignores these things in order to keep your friendship alive for the grift. Real friends will come down on you while still showing care for your family, it's not rocket science.

Being concerned that five children are exposed to degenerate swinger bullshit and their parents are junkies that leave them hungry and wearing dirty clothes is "farcical" to the Almighty Lord Balldo.

The fake friends are everybody who tells him to get sober and the real friends are those who agree with him that he should drink.

He's just like fucking Chris Chan at this point. He pushes away anyone who doesn't kiss his ass and tell him what he wants to hear.
He doesn't even realize the faggots that are cheering him on like Dax are just doing it to milk content from him.
In JuJu's case probably because he's jealous because Balldo came from his chat and utterly surpassed him in every way.

If only we had some sort of super hero here to distract from nicks dilemma
someone like chef redpill
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Never Forget What They Have Taken From Us.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

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I don't think I've even once seen a person call out "fake friends" who wasn't trying to garner sympathy for the consequences of their own bad behavior.

It's just code for the very manipulative "if you were REALLY my friend, you'd excuse anything I do no matter what."

 

[GPRIMACADO]

THE SAGA CONTINUES!


Edit: Just realized this was just posted twice. Jeeeez info moving quick in here.

 

[Judex Meus]

She's still a mother to 5 kids, as shit as she has been with the drugs and swinging and neglect, I REALLY hope she doesn't put her kids through the added shame of having a pornographer mom.

I mean, there's already (partial) nudes on the internet if I'm not mistaken, so it's not that far off. But I agree, that's one of the absolute most humiliating things you can do to your children.

 

[Musashi's Son]

>Rekieta keeps self-incriminating
>The police are looking for "revenge"
Keep that baldowashing TUG.
Also, Nick implies the advice of not talking to the police is anachronistic due to the age of social media.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Nick, April and Kayla spotted leaving court!

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[DuranceVile]

Balldo's active on X, still the smartest man in the world.

This makes more sense when you think about how Nick's efame is more important to him than anything else.

I have a feeling whatever abode Nick's in right now has zero hot water after all the shower calls he's made this past week. He's got raging NPD and his public image (one of the most precious things to a narc) got dealt a huge blow. His cover of a respectable family man is blown, as is his too cool for school funny and weird Dax-wannabe larp.

I think he was trying to get people to run interference for him so he could lay low. Unfortunately his self esteem team is a pretty sad one. Basically just the Eric July alogs, Good Lawgic, and TheUmbrellaMan of "got mentioned once during Johnny Depp" fame. Basically people with little to no credibility outside of their small spheres of influence.

So now he's having to try to clean things up himself, but his brain is so fried that he just keeps resetting to Juju-clone mode and making lame "dunks" on anyone who isn't nodding approvingly at his flaccid Balldo.

 

[Judex Meus]

THE SAGA CONTINUES!
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He's clearly not aware in the slightest. This is the exact kind of thing "old Nick" made fun of others for doing when he covered cases like this. I only hope he continues being oblivious (read: coked out of his mind) for the sake of entertainment.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Since the topic has briefly turned to Kayla, here are some choice posts Kayla has made about herself (edit: in the past) that bear consideration:

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Having created many substantial posts about Kayla Rekieta, I remain unsurprised at her development decline. Not because it wasn't preventable (it absolutely was, which is why it's so tragic), but because her values are twisted in a way similar to Nick (whose values are inverted). The post I linked to extends to how Nick explained his cocaine use to Aaron.

Kayla is both unintelligent in a general sense, selfish, and has poor decision-making skills. All this compounded with various induced impairments make her a walking disaster. Kayla tried to have it all and destroyed herself in the process (see above link for details).

I said this back when those were posted but Kayla did not write those two posts. Nick did.

No woman has ever compared pride of her own body to how a guy is proud of his gun and cars. This is how a man who considers a woman’s body an expensive possession, like the cars and guns, he owns. It might have been a tad more believable if they had compared it to a guy who works out at a gym being proud of his body.

This is just now how woman writes or thinks about her body, but it’s definitely how some men think about women’s bodies or how they think women should think about their bodies.