FIGGIN 11/02/16 phil's shitty coffee table

[CatParty]

 

[PT 404]

Good use of a Walmart table, Phil.

 

[Bassomatic]

Covered in road maps.
My
SIDES
Autism has no bounds for Phil.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, I guess this is Phil's version of Sonichu?

The cutting EDGE of home decoration.

 

[Postal Dude]

The cutting edge of home decoration.

 

[D'AngeloRapeDay]

Only the finest craftsmen use tape in such a masterful way.

 

[bottomfeeder]

Did he even seal it? God, that looks like shit.

 

[AnOminous]

He's reading off the maps in a slow-in-the-mind barely literate way, like he's having trouble reading it.

"And this is a coffee table."

What a mongoloid.

 

[John Webster]

Nice work Phil , now you can use that table's envelopment as toilet paper.
It also looks like he's already practising wrapping holidays gifts for his remaining headmates. Two birds stoned at once.. He's making great use of his time in his new apartment

 

[LD 3187]

Can't wait to see how philthy this will look in the near future.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I love him saying "Bwooklin" in the deepest manliest voice.

 

[Twrx]

Did he even seal it? God, that looks like shit.

He didn't. Just scotch tape and maps.

 

[JSGOTI]

Holy shit, this spud didn't even put any effort into doing it properly or protecting it.

It is like all things in SpudKing's life, poorly put together with no coherence or thoughts for the future while doing it.

Even if he went the route of paper-machete for adhering the maps, it would at least look like there was effort.

This is a shitty Christmas present that nobody wants to unwrap.

 

[Dain Bramage]

It's like Hitler's dream of "Germania", but with more autism than aryan.

 

[Shadow Fox]

See, having a coffee table covered in maps could look nice, but Phil's attempt just looks stupid. It's a piece of furniture with paper taped over it. It will tear, stain, get soggy if anything spills on it, and quickly look like shit, because Phil has no idea how to do anything correctly or competently. Nice job, potato.

 

[VortekPMD]

I'm surprised that he didn't write Die Cis Scum all over it.

 

[Quijibo69]

I love him saying "Bwooklin" in the deepest manliest voice.

I liked the fact he farted before he said that.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He sounds like Sinister Minister James Mitchell to me in this video to me for some reason, can't put my finger on it why though . . .

Doesn't he play with maps when he's trying to divert stress traditionally? I don't think he was able to come up with the rent by the 1st this month if this is any sign.

 

[Arkangel]

I laughed at the fact he mapped the underside of the table too. How many people are gonna see that table from below?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I misread "shitty coffee table" as "shitting coffee table" at first and thought Phil decided to make shitting on glass tables his next fetish. Thank god I was wrong.