💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[House Cat]

The cops or Aaron/April planted the drugs for the cops to find. Or he was simply holding onto them for one of his friends. That is the best excuse I can think of, not too many more ways to swing it.

If it was a little baggie found in his car, he would have tons of good excuses. Blame it on the kids, a friend, his totally not prostitute friends on instagram, April, etc. Almost an ounce of cocaine found in his safe? Yeah, not to many ways to swing it in a positive light. Can't wait to hear his side of the story though

It was the Russians... Or the Chinese. But certainly NOT Drunkieta or Cokeieta...

For what it’s worth I disagree with Jim that Nick is fundamentally a good person. Anyone who goes around bragging about the time he killed a raccoon with his bare hands is not a good person. In fact, they’re the type of person who usually graduates to killing humans.

Studies have shown serial killers start by killing animals. I wouldn't put it past Nick seeing that Aaron said Nick was cult-leaderesque.

He needs to get a rope and a stool, and hang from one of the rafters in the trashy unfinished ceiling in his “streaming vault”. Or just go cold turkey and die from DT’s. Or- cut the half measures and just continue drinking himself to death. Only now he won’t have the coke to trick his body into thinking he’s sober so he won’t be able to drink as much in a short period of time without immediately feeling shithouse drunk.

I really hope Kayla gets out of there because in all seriousness, they're kids aren't home... they're going to drink and continue to do drugs. This has murder-suicide written all over it. Nick is crazy enough to fucking do it. REMEMBER: We didn't think it would ever get this bad, especially neglecting his kids. I am NOT putting a murder-suicide past him with Kayla.

Let's be real tho: His kids would be better off.

 

[polar bear]

1. "That didn't happen."

2. "And if it did, it was 24.99 grams, not 25"

 

[Mouse Cop]

Reminds me of the lowtax suicide copypasta. It’s funny because in a similar way to Richard Nick never took anything seriously, he’s not even taking his fucking arrest and loss of children seriously as shown via his locals comments.

I agree that he is giving Lowtax vibes. "Just woke up. What's happening?" "Tell me you know nothing about the legal system without telling me you know nothing about the legal system." Buddy, do you really think this is the time to be cracking wise?

 

[Harm]

For what it’s worth I disagree with Jim that Nick is fundamentally a good person

Nick's simply skilled (or was) at leading people to believe he's "fundamentally a good person." One of the most fundamental things about being a good person is valuing the welfare of children and animals. He's allegedly failed on the first one and he's bragged about failing on the second one.

He wears "good person" as a costume or a fashion statement... until it makes him uncomfortable or interferes with his good times. Then it's "WHY WON'T YOU DIE, JIM?" and "YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF, JOHN!" and "PROTESTANTS ARE BACKWARDS, BROKEN PEOPLE!"

It was only a couple months ago that he was BITCHING and MOANING about a missionary trip he took when he was a teenager because actually serving God by doing charitable work made him so upset, he held onto it for DECADES as a grievance.

Last year he was making wisecracks about how the Make-a-Wish foundation sucks because all they do is provide for sick and dying children, and only changed his tune when he found out how the surrounding family benefits instead.

He is not a fundamentally good person. I get wanting to think he was, especially for people who fell for his tricks, but that is not the true Nick R.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

I could be wrong. But the way he’s handling this as evidenced by his instagram comments and his Locals posts isn’t convincing me that I am.

He’s not going to learn his lesson. He chose swinging+the balldo, and liquor+cocaine over his children. The “road to redemption” away from that choice is not a path that he seems willing to pursue. Like Jim said last night: he threw away whatever “legal career” he had, his family/children, whatever “reputation” he had left, and his freedom for coke and booze benders and sexual depravity. “Was it worth it?”- - clearly he still seems to fuckin think so.

If he does manage to clean up and get sober he could really stage a comeback as a sobriety success story (Cokeski said this as well), but I have no faith in him.

I don't have faith in him either, but cleaning up his act is objectively the right thing to do, and it's possible. It's a better choice than suicide. That's all I'm saying.

It would probably require the dismantling of his libertarian ethos as well. It would be a character defining change. It's genuinely easier to get out of something like this through a more dogmatic world view, religion, cult or otherwise. Somewhere where the self is not the highest shrine.

 

[Truly Rural]

I'm looking fwd to the inevitable some of these prosecutors.... aka Dear DA Local's stream where he talks about how he knows their life and how pathetic and worthless they are.

 

[spastic_bag]

The "friends" of Nick are already trying to shit on the pastor for reporting child neglect.

What kind of dumb shit thinks it's the pastor that decides whether the parents go to prison and for how long

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sreiously, it's not like he lives in Greenwhich, CT. It's rural MN and he has property. He should have a .22 rifle for pests. Throw a can on and use subs if you think your neighbors would complain.

A .410 shotgun is a good varmint gun.
Using a can for a .22LR is sort of redundant lol. Maybe if you're using .22 magnums but just a .22 LR or short isn't loud enough to bother imo.

 

[FedPostalService]

Anyone else considered the possibility Nick has heard the call of Slaanesh and will soon turn into a Daemon Prince?

 

[Nate Higgers]

I don't have faith in him either, but cleaning up his act is objectively the right thing to do, and it's possible. It's a better choice than suicide. That's all I'm saying.

It would probably require the dismantling of his libertarian ethos as well. It would be a character defining change.

Nick wouldn’t see drinking himself to death as “suicide”. He’d see it as the fullest possible expression of his faggy libertarian ethos and his right to do whatever he wants without incel Scandinavian pastors or karenfarmers telling him what to do.

It would be his final act in living out his dumb retarded “dad from American Beauty” fantasy life.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

EDIT: Anyone have the link to the incident report? I'm interested in seeing the line that Aaron encouraged their drug use.

Useful_Mistake posted it here :

The Sheriff's office gave me the incident report upon request:
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The incident was possible child abuse:
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[cybernurse1998]

I find raccoons getting into my trash annoying too but I don't go out on my porch blasting or tryingnto stab them with a Kabar because I'm not a psychopath.

Well that and you are never going to get close enough to the raccoons to kill them with a knife. Much better using .22Shorts out of a .22LR rifle, gets the job done and it is as quiet as a BB gun.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I agree that he is giving Lowtax vibes. "Just woke up. What's happening?" "Tell me you know nothing about the legal system without telling me you know nothing about the legal system." Buddy, do you really think this is the time to be cracking wise?

I can almost guarantee that Nick is clinging on to the idea some 4th amendment-based ultimate uno reverse card voiding this whole thing. In his mind the constitution never permitted the police to enter his residence in the first place, ergo anything that resulted from their entry and search is already null and void and it's simply a matter now of going through the formalities necessary to get to the only possible and acceptable conclusion (the one where he gets off scot-free).

 

[urr13 account]

The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting a invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting a invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

He is, unfortunately, NOT based lawyer Kyle Gass.

Instead, he's fat ugly incel that sticks up for junkies that abuses kids.

I'm sure he's used to such a clientele by now though (lawyer).

 

[CoomerTine]

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The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting an invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

It is his best chance to get laid

I bet Kayla would sit on his face

 

[FieldPiece]

If Nick goes to prison he is very likely going to end up getting himself either beaten or killed. Either he's going to say something really stupid or he's going to do something stupid like join the D&D group. If he's smart he might try to get some cred by offering to help prisoners with their cases like that guy who went to prison after trying to take over all of Africa.

If any of you end up going to the pen, don't join any D&D groups, for some reason tabletop = Chomo in prison.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is he really going to use the argument that checking himself into rehab is going to imply guilt?

Yep!

He's going the "I'm completely innocent" route. He still wants everyone to believe he's not a drug addict, and he doesn't need help.

Buckle up.

I hope for his sake they put up/bonded at $50K.

I would hope so too, because if he's planning on streaming under the conditional bond option, he better not have a glass of whiskey in his hand, or white powder on his nose, when he turns on that camera. There's an alcohol and drug consumption prohibition on that one.

Also, under the conditional bond option, he has to ask the court for permission to leave Minnesota. The could cause problems for Anime Matsuri, whatever gay shit Masterson might be planning, and the like.

We all know how much he loves his "vacations."

 

[The_Red_Man]

The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting a invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

Tbh, I see him as the eternal "I see you as a good friend, but not THAT good" like any other high paying simp for any other e-Thot.

 

[Raspy]

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The funniest part of this dysgenic tub of mayonnaise looking motherfuckers pathetic defense of Nick and how he thinks its wrong for people to report child neglect/child abuse is that he is clearly sad he didn't get invited to cocaine fueled sex parties and his entire defense is him angling for an invite to the next one.

Take a look at yourself fatboy, you aren't ever getting a invite, between you showing up and the police I think they'd rather the police.

I don't normally like to brand people off-hand on vibes alone but this guy has always given me bad vibes he is just so fucking creepy and clingy to everyone no wonder he can't find a woman to be around him.

He is just off putting everywhere I have seen him