💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
I made this gif a year and a half ago and by George, it's held up.

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Seeing Nick's actual personality slip out beneath the crafted facade he's tried to present is always deeply interesting. Aaron Imholte hinted at Nick's actual offline-personality , where allegedly, through texts Aaron told Nick he didn't want to hang out anymore, Nick called Aaron doughy and disgusting and suggested he "K himself". or the story where Nick captured a skunk and not having an easy answer of what to do with the animal, he simply drowned it in a pond. and aside from the animal cruelty, why would you tell that story as if it were a fun memory?

I think the one true passion in Nick's life has been his ability to gaslight and lie to people. If you look at his progression from Nick appearing on Juju's podcast to current dumpster fire, he's been honing and practicing that skill non stop. I think that's what drew him to law practicing in the first place. A job requirement where skillful lying and manipulation is an essential tool.

What I'm getting at, is the drugs and alcohol have really brought the monster that has always been forward. He's always had psychopathic tendencies but now he's speed running checking off the requirement list.
He did happily tell chat that he got with Kayla by pretending to be gay and waiting for her and her boyfriend to break up
 
People in the thread debate if he was always like this in some way but I honestly think the man degraded after the fame and money of the Rittenhouse trail and just couldn't handle it, there were other problems before that, if I recall correctly Lady Crackits was already taking her medication cocktails but they seemed like a good normal family.

Also the man is shit at hiding things and acts like he is some bad ass teenager doing something illegal for the first time, if he was swinging and doing dope around Rittenhouse and before people would have easily caught on to it like they did around the time of the infamous ass pics and Jamaica trip. The man literally followed Ricardo and Romain who work for H2 and assuming this was confirmed his drug dealer and some black hooker. I bet all those trips to gay90s weren't actually for swinging but for him to find a drug dealer because he is such a WHITE BREAD ASS NIGGA that he couldn't think of any other way to do it after tasting the sweet powder in Jamaica for the first time. What a useless moran he had everything and threw it all away like Jim said.
 
Legal Mindset was answering someones question about Nicks bar license on his longer stream after the arrest.
He said it's highly unlikely that lawyer loses license even after conviction of substance abuse etc, he said there was an lawyer living in Miami who was not disbarred even after getting convicted for running a coke smuggling ring from South America to Miami.
Andrew said that fastest way to lose your license is to steal money from your clients, that's a guaranteed disbarment.
Exactly- if he did something to or with a client- like stealing money, extortion/blackmail, asking a client for blowies in exchange for legal advice- or trading an 8-ball to opposing counsel in a case in exchange for a favorable settlement, then he'd be guaranteed to be disbarred permanently, do not pass go do not collect 200 grams of yeyo.

If they disbarred every lawyer that did coke, there'd be about three attorneys left in the whole freaking country. I'd go with Legal Mindset's assessment that he'll probably get a suspension with some conditions like rehab or something along those lines.
 
Leave it to Styx to have an incredibly short-sighted and retarded take. IS IT """PERSONAL""" USE IF IT IMPACTS YOUR ABILITY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS AND ENSURE THEIR SAFETY? In a vacuum, all drugs could be decriminalized, but that's now how life works.
Dedicated libertarians are trash. Literally deserve a baseball bat to knees kind of trash. The ones who take the philosophy to its logical conclusion inevitably come to the conclusion that it is morally justifiable for a parent to abandon their child. That a child, no matter how defenseless, has no claim on a parent's time and resources.

This is why inevitably these libertarians turn out to be the worst fucking hedonistic narcissists. It's a philosophy that *has* to be moderated. I present here two examples of libertarianism not being moderated by any other moral code, Tarl and Nick. Nice guys right?
 
Nick's supporters are the same as followers of disgraced televangelists, continuing to give them money and believing in them after they've been exposed as frauds.
This is a great analogy. People with personalities like Nick’s can draw some very hardcore (usually down-on-their-luck) fans that look up to them and can see 0 flaws in anything they do. It’s cultish.
That feeling of betrayal of your expectations turned other like myself into die hard alogs.
I think it hits on a personal level for some people and I can’t say I blame them. No one likes to feel like they have been made a fool of/ betrayed, and that can create intense feelings of hatred. Nick’s ruse was 100% believable and he came across as one of the most level-headed, relatable people on YouTube. Pretty much impossible not to cheer for him. I didn’t start realizing what a faggot he was until about halfway through the Weebwars saga. Him selling those retard “we lost the case again” shirts for some reason brought down the facade for me. I know many others held on longer and were more generous in their interpretations of his behavior, but I started to see the signs around then and basically stopped watching (apart from the Rittenhouse trial).
 
Let's hope Steel Toe Cuckz blows this whole thing open. If he's giving interviews countering the narrative out of chateaux Rekeita, then Nick is going to be bound to respond like the histrionic bitch he is.
The only way this fellow can regain any sort of manhood is if he does the ralphamale thing adn drops a video of him railing Kayla.
 
Rackets going full "I DIDN DO NUFFIN! I'M A GOOD BOY!" after this whole clusterfuck is mind-boggling.
  • Multiple charges? ✅
  • A charge with a maximum sentence of 25 FUCKING YEARS? ✅
  • Your wife getting a specific charge implying that maybe one of the most heinous crimes was committed? ✅
  • Insulting a judge in your stream while being high as a kite? ✅
  • That same judge being assigned to your criminal case? ✅
  • Representing yourself after this event went down? ✅
  • Wanting to represent your wife? Conflict of interest and possible imminent disbarment? ✅
This nigger is just asking for it now. You can deny some shit, but the small hill of coke and the guns? And especially the kids?
>but he's a first-time offender
He and his ghoul of a wife should get thrown the book at them. And I doubt that Fisher is going to play nice either.
If Crackla has a sliver of self-preservation left, she should get a separate lawyer, file for divorce and throw him under the bus. But it won't matter that much. She doesn't need to care about her reputation anymore, anyway. It's irreparably fucked.

The poll should be updated. Between "Maximum sentence in the peepeepoopoo rape dungeon, Hedonism III inbound" and "Nick walks, kiwifags in shambles", there are many options.
 
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well Nick doesn't have any clients so his license is the safest license out there
He has two. I mean one, as he learned during his arraignment.

Incidentally, his first act as a lawyer in years was to break almost every ethics rule possible by representing his co-defendant in a crime who he is also emotionally involved with.
 
She tried to get the Cops to bring her drugs while she was in custody.
She doesn't know how those pills and that gummy got in her prescription bottles! It must have been Nick. That part is so fucking hilarious to me. Probably my favorite detail of this whole saga so far besides Nick getting Judge Fischer.
 
The extreme lying and gaslighting is something a lot of current balldoguards seem to miss. Perhaps mercifully they've not had to deal with a narcissist in their lives.

To be clear, a narcissist's entire world is built around denying any elements of reality that don't align with their own self image. They become extremely good at telling people what they want to hear to get by and maintain their self image. Any serious attempts at trying to correct their behavior is met with hostility. They also love to dangle personal details over people's heads.

The Dear John stream was some of the most pure, unbreaded narcissistic rage I've seen. Nothing a narcissist does for another person is for free. They seem quite generous and giving, lovebombing the people giving them their supply (making them feel good about themselves, because they're black holes internally with no inherent sense of self). But everything they do comes with a hidden price tag that they'll happily drop on you if you do something they don't like. Dumping John's details in such a vicious way was Rekieta trying to lash out at somebody who didn't understand that his "help" came with the price of full support of his lifestyle. John broke the rules, so Rackets lashes out. It's sick, but it's very normal for a narcissist to do.

There very likely isn't a rock bottom for a narcissist like Rekieta because narcissism is almost impossible to cure. They're too lost in their carefully cultivated self image. Nothing is his fault, it's his parents fault for not telling him enough about sex. It's whatever happened in 2022's fault for him swinging. It's Kiwifarms fault for asking him to pull up in a faggy way. Now, it's that prude pastor's fault for notifying the police of his behavior.

If you're the kind to pray to the God Rekieta rails so hard against, pray for the protection of his children and for justice for his actions. That's the best thing to do.
 
Cheers Balldo and good morning! (I don't know when career junkies have a morning)
Since there is no need to drive the "damn kids"(TM) to the Church, how about a nice cool Whiskey on the Rocks? Maybe some "rocks" for breakfast with that Whiskey?

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