>Be me
>Normie on xitter
>Stumble upon a man arguing with his toilet
>Dafuq?
>Tell him it's an obvious troll, stop engaging
>"nO, chilD, it's a criminal cyber stalker cultist child."
>Wut
>The toilet contacts me
>"Patrick is a fat loser who sued his trolls and lost and is in deep denial about it"
>wat
>The toilet presents evidence of his stupidity
>Watt
>Ask Patrick if this is true
>"i'm SORRRy you'rE so gullIble, cHilD."
>Tell Patrick the toilet is presenting court documents
>"nO he Isn'T"
>It links right to the court website
>"THat's JUst youR delUsions agaiN, ChILd"
>What he hell, he threatened to murder his own wife and daughter
>"Wrong again, child. You are mEnTallY iLl, chiLd. Seek help."
>This can't be real, this has to be a joke.
>The toilet sends more info
>Sweet peas in a pod, it's real. All of it.
>He really is insane.
>I gotta show my buddies, they'll never believe this.
>Patrick's infamy grows